Things you'd love to see this season...

[Beefymcfc]

Record goal score, in all comps. Fuck the defence, I'll live with the odd 5-4.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Record goal score, in all comps. Fuck the defence, I'll live with the odd 5-4.

Yessss

You're talking my kind of language Beefy.

[Beefymcfc]

Record goal score, in all comps. Fuck the defence, I'll live with the odd 5-4.

Yessss

You're talking my kind of language Beefy.

Fuck aye, isn't that what it's all about! Unless we win every game 1-0, I'll accept that as well ;-)

[ruralblue]

Female streakers each half of every game. All shapes all sizes welcome I ain't too fussy.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

topless barmaids from FHM and 6 pint pourers

Just a technical point WW, but would you want these topless barmaids to be free of implant surgery and be natural, as it were, or aren't you bothered either way ??

[Douglas Higginbottom]

No injuries to key players through the season. (VK,DS,SA.RS)
A double over the scum
A cup win
At least the semis of the CL
Good integration of EDS players into the first team
Win the prem with highest ever goals scored
100% win record at home in the league
some highly successful loan moves for EDS players ( Barker/Gunn)
Rooney get a 6 month injury the day after the trfr window closes

[patrickblue]

Fair and honest refereeing.

And world peace

[ENIAM NAM]

No injuries to key players through the season. (VK,DS,SA.RS)
A double over the scum
A cup win
At least the semis of the CL
Good integration of EDS players into the first team
Win the prem with highest ever goals scored
100% win record at home in the league
some highly successful loan moves for EDS players ( Barker/Gunn)
Rooney get a 6 month injury the day after the trfr window closes

This...and a proper atmosphere in big games at home.

[Ted Hughes]

Bruno Zuculini to materialise, in the middle of the pitch, in the Tardis, with Jenna Louise Coleman & a sonic dildo, again.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

10 goals scored in a league game.

This.

God it makes me hard thinking about it. I love us winning stuff but if we can't like last season at least give me a few good hiding a to remember. One of my fav ever games was the 6-0 v Pompey. Highlight of the season for me.

[LoveCityHateUtd]

For the filth to get relegated. I wish for this every year.

But seriously this will happen...
Benitez and Rodgers to be sacked this calendar year and the fat waiter to take over at candle pool in January.
Can't imagine a universe in which this doesn't happen.

[Tim777]

Maureen to completely abandon his "I'd rather not comment because I'll get into trouble" strategy during a post match interview and let rip in a most derogatory manner about "unfair referee/linesmen decisions" and get the lengthiest ban ever from the touchline by the FA, or even better, a stadium ban, or better still, a hefty fine running into millions. Or, if possible, a 20-point penalty for Chelski Luxlines - in their third PL game, resulting in a negative on the league table until at least November. One can only dream.

[Tokyo Blue]

Fair and honest refereeing.

Bang on Brother Tokyo.
Bang on. It's what I've wanted the most since the takeover.

Before the takeover, we were that shit, I didn't notice .

I noticed it in the seventies. Even as a child I could see things were not quite even. The same foul was given for one team and not for the other. And then there was the likes of alf grey and his blatant fiddling in the eighties.

I know I am getting somewhat tedious with this but it has been going on as long as I can remember, which is quite far back.

I fucking hate cheats.

[Tokyo Blue]

Fair and honest refereeing.

And world peace

All holds hands.

I know, mate.

[Wonderwall]

Maureen to completely abandon his "I'd rather not comment because I'll get into trouble" strategy during a post match interview and let rip in a most derogatory manner about "unfair referee/linesmen decisions" and get the lengthiest ban ever from the touchline by the FA, or even better, a stadium ban, or better still, a hefty fine running into millions. Or, if possible, a 20-point penalty for Chelski Luxlines - in their third PL game, resulting in a negative on the league table until at least November. One can only dream.

and for him to be caught wearing a disguise passing notes to the dugout and deported :-)

[Ted Hughes]

Maureen to completely abandon his "I'd rather not comment because I'll get into trouble" strategy during a post match interview and let rip in a most derogatory manner about "unfair referee/linesmen decisions" and get the lengthiest ban ever from the touchline by the FA, or even better, a stadium ban, or better still, a hefty fine running into millions. Or, if possible, a 20-point penalty for Chelski Luxlines - in their third PL game, resulting in a negative on the league table until at least November. One can only dream.

and for him to be caught wearing a disguise passing notes to the dugout and deported :-)

Or just taken round the back & shot, in order to save money on legal expenses if he appeals.

[30yeargloryhunter]

City to remind journalists of shit they write when turn up for press conferences. When our 'flop' or 'overpriced' new signings are ripping up the league for there to be a PowerPoint at beginning of press conferences showing all shit written about City.

[lets all have a disco]

I'd love to not see this confused face when we are getting beat at a relegation candidate WE HAVE to get those points this year if we are going to be successful.

[lets all have a disco]

I'd love to see Big Rubes knock someone out aswell.

[Bianchi on Ice]

City starting to flex their muscles with the press. The softly softly approach is not working. So what if it fucks them off even more...they can concoct their shit in their pokey little caves not at the ground.