Caption comp. 1 - VOTE NOW!

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Fart, me? No it was him
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No votes
Did you see that; he just took my smarties off me.
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No votes
Go get my cake you fucking cunt.
4
36%
....your defence is terrified.
1
9%
If he kicks me once more, I'm going to tell him that he's a very naughty boy.
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No votes
No...no the fires over there
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No votes
He just called me a steaming idiot.
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No votes
'Off the boil, have you fucking seen this!'
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No votes
When Pep said he wouldn't give me the steam off his piss. I proved him wrong
2
18%
Marty! You've gotta come back to the future with me!
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No votes
With the efforts of winning the coin toss already showing, Yaya indicates to The Bastard in Black that City will kick towards the Jimmy McIlroy stand.
1
9%
I lost my 3 fingers in the great Ivory Coast war.
1
9%
Yaya. Have you bleached your fingers?
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No votes
Yes, I put the cigarette behind my ear for later, but he told me it wasn't lit.
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No votes
You idiot. I said prick the boil.
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No votes
Seluk fired! Smoking gun found.
1
9%
You mean our goal is that way?
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No votes
He told me to" liven up" before the game,Only put it inn the socket for a few seconds,works a treat.
1
9%
 
Total votes : 11

Re: Caption comp. 1

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:01 am

Please release my balls, boss.
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Re: Caption comp. 1

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:08 am

Your beard is really coming on Sergio.

It'll soon be as good as mine.
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Re: Caption comp. 1 - VOTE NOW!

Postby Justified logic » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:04 pm

Polling vote for caption comp 1 now set up...
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Re: Caption comp. 1 - VOTE NOW!

Postby nottsblue » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:22 pm

Yeah, you got two goals but my dicks bigger than yours
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Re: Caption comp. 1 - VOTE NOW!

Postby crowdsway » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:45 pm

"Very nice sergio,now lets check behind your ears"
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Re: Caption comp. 1 - VOTE NOW!

Postby iwasthere2012 » Tue Nov 29, 2016 7:25 pm

Honestly Kun, if that's the best a man can get, I'd start using a Bic.
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Re: Caption comp. 1 - VOTE NOW!

Postby nottsblue » Tue Nov 29, 2016 7:52 pm

Ssshhh. Don't tell Yaya, but I ate his cake at half time
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Re: Caption comp. 1 - VOTE NOW!

Postby City64 » Tue Nov 29, 2016 7:55 pm

Sort that fucking defence out you bald cunt !
Not really here

Fuck VAR
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