League Cup quarter-final draw

Here is the place to talk about all things city and football!

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby Swales4ever » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:24 pm

well ... getting lost now... and can easily see the Cunt of the month awarded to me, outright!

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
User avatar
Swales4ever
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Shaun Goater's 103 Goals
 
Posts: 7168
Joined: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:18 am
Location: On the Edge of Insanity
Supporter of: Sharia for Spafia
My favourite player is: an intelligent one

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby johnny crossan » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:29 pm

Swales4ever wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:Youre a proper cunt JC. ;)
was it the Manchester Club who picked bristol away, or did we get the arse?

I beg your pardon?

edited too late, Mate.
turns out it's my pc the cunt. I read only half name of away sides... :oops:
profused apologies on the playful name calling

Alas the high court writ is already on its way to Genoa as I type, please present the bearer with £500k in gold bullion along with the deeds to your estates.
Image
User avatar
johnny crossan
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Neil Young's FA Cup Winning Goal
 
Posts: 11823
Joined: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:25 am
Location: The Barcelona of The North
Supporter of: City
My favourite player is: Merlin

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby Swales4ever » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:31 pm

johnny crossan wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:Youre a proper cunt JC. ;)
was it the Manchester Club who picked bristol away, or did we get the arse?

I beg your pardon?

edited too late, Mate.
turns out it's my pc the cunt. I read only half name of away sides... :oops:
profused apologies on the playful name calling

Alas the high court writ is already on its way to Genoa as I type, please present the bearer with £500k in gold bullion along with the deeds to your estates.

would You settle for a quarter mil, out of Your notorious good grace?

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
User avatar
Swales4ever
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Shaun Goater's 103 Goals
 
Posts: 7168
Joined: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:18 am
Location: On the Edge of Insanity
Supporter of: Sharia for Spafia
My favourite player is: an intelligent one

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby BlueinBosnia » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:33 pm

sheblue wrote:Draw delayed until 5pm.
muppets.

This whole draw storyline could essentially have been taken from a mockumentary.
"Ferguson. Žvaka kurac."
(Ferguson. Chewing-gum cock.)
Old man in a bar in rural Bosnia.
User avatar
BlueinBosnia
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Paul Power's Tash
 
Posts: 10636
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:43 pm
Location: Sarajevo, BiH
Supporter of: Team Bridge

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby Swales4ever » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:37 pm

BlueinBosnia wrote:
sheblue wrote:Draw delayed until 5pm.
muppets.

This whole draw storyline could essentially have been taken from a mockumentary.

The Realm of Humour shall never recover from the loss of Graham Chapman (R.i.P.)

guess they are trying to stay tuned with brandname of title sponsor.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
User avatar
Swales4ever
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Shaun Goater's 103 Goals
 
Posts: 7168
Joined: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:18 am
Location: On the Edge of Insanity
Supporter of: Sharia for Spafia
My favourite player is: an intelligent one

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby johnny crossan » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:55 pm

Swales4ever wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:Youre a proper cunt JC. ;)
was it the Manchester Club who picked bristol away, or did we get the arse?

I beg your pardon?

edited too late, Mate.
turns out it's my pc the cunt. I read only half name of away sides... :oops:
profused apologies on the playful name calling

Alas the high court writ is already on its way to Genoa as I type, please present the bearer with £500k in gold bullion along with the deeds to your estates.

would You settle for a quarter mil, out of Your notorious good grace?

The papal legate has discretion over the use of his instruments, I hope the full array are not necessary and you will have some residual use of your extremities after his retinue have exercised their grisly talents :(
Image
User avatar
johnny crossan
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Neil Young's FA Cup Winning Goal
 
Posts: 11823
Joined: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:25 am
Location: The Barcelona of The North
Supporter of: City
My favourite player is: Merlin

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby Justified logic » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:00 pm

Draw is underway now!
Justified logic
Rosler's Grandad Bombed The Swamp
 
Posts: 3559
Joined: Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:40 pm
Location: Playing in the hole
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: David Silva

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby Justified logic » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:00 pm

Nah, only kidding!
Justified logic
Rosler's Grandad Bombed The Swamp
 
Posts: 3559
Joined: Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:40 pm
Location: Playing in the hole
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: David Silva

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby Swales4ever » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:02 pm

johnny crossan wrote:The papal legate has discretion over the use of his instruments, I hope the full array are not necessary and you will have some residual use of your extremities after his retinue have exercised their grisly talents :(

ouch!

vision of Torquemada's thugs is start frightening the hell out of me.... :shock:

Knelt down... crying.... begging.... begging... Your Magnificent Good Grace :cry: :cry: :cry:

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
User avatar
Swales4ever
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Shaun Goater's 103 Goals
 
Posts: 7168
Joined: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:18 am
Location: On the Edge of Insanity
Supporter of: Sharia for Spafia
My favourite player is: an intelligent one

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby Sideshow Bob » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:03 pm

"technical difficulties"?? wtf is so technical about drawing balls out of a bowl??
Sideshow Bob
Shaun Goater's 103 Goals
 
Posts: 7702
Joined: Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:19 am
Supporter of: MCFC
My favourite player is: Jonny Evans

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby Justified logic » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:03 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:"technical difficulties"?? wtf is so technical about drawing balls out of a bowl??

Oven not working.
Justified logic
Rosler's Grandad Bombed The Swamp
 
Posts: 3559
Joined: Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:40 pm
Location: Playing in the hole
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: David Silva

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby Swales4ever » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:04 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:"technical difficulties"?? wtf is so technical about drawing balls out of a bowl??

dawson and tufnell involved in web mastering?

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
User avatar
Swales4ever
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Shaun Goater's 103 Goals
 
Posts: 7168
Joined: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:18 am
Location: On the Edge of Insanity
Supporter of: Sharia for Spafia
My favourite player is: an intelligent one

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby Nigels Tackle » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:06 pm

mickey mouse cup
ARMCHAIR FAN
Nigels Tackle
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Alan Oakes' 668 Games
 
Posts: 17772
Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:57 pm
Location: here, there, every fucking where
Supporter of: man love
My favourite player is: riyad meh!rez

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby john@staustell » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:07 pm

Sky obsessed with the sacking of the manager at some foreign club.

No mention of this draw
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
User avatar
john@staustell
Allison's Big Fat Cigar
 
Posts: 18947
Joined: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:35 am
Location: St Austell
Supporter of: City

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby Swales4ever » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:09 pm

john@staustell wrote:Sky obsessed with the sacking of the manager at some foreign club.

No mention of this draw

that's strange, i'd say.
aren't rags still in it?

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
User avatar
Swales4ever
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Shaun Goater's 103 Goals
 
Posts: 7168
Joined: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:18 am
Location: On the Edge of Insanity
Supporter of: Sharia for Spafia
My favourite player is: an intelligent one

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby carolina-blue » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:09 pm

Swales4ever wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:"technical difficulties"?? wtf is so technical about drawing balls out of a bowl??

dawson and tufnell involved in web mastering?


The Balls are to light :roll:
carolina-blue
Rosler's Grandad Bombed The Swamp
 
Posts: 3563
Joined: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:55 pm

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby john@staustell » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:14 pm

Swales4ever wrote:
john@staustell wrote:Sky obsessed with the sacking of the manager at some foreign club.

No mention of this draw

that's strange, i'd say.
aren't rags still in it?


Consternation behind the scenes as they've drawn Chelsea away. That's the hitch
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
User avatar
john@staustell
Allison's Big Fat Cigar
 
Posts: 18947
Joined: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:35 am
Location: St Austell
Supporter of: City

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby Justified logic » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:15 pm

Tuffers is still in the little boys room frantically rubbing the City ball.
Justified logic
Rosler's Grandad Bombed The Swamp
 
Posts: 3559
Joined: Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:40 pm
Location: Playing in the hole
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: David Silva

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby johnny crossan » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:16 pm

Swales4ever wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:The papal legate has discretion over the use of his instruments, I hope the full array are not necessary and you will have some residual use of your extremities after his retinue have exercised their grisly talents :(

ouch!

vision of Torquemada's thugs is start frightening the hell out of me.... :shock:

Knelt down... crying.... begging.... begging... Your Magnificent Good Grace :cry: :cry: :cry:

OK, your contrition is noted but your penance must be to gain complete mastery of the following text before attending any Mancunian derby

Image
Image
User avatar
johnny crossan
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Neil Young's FA Cup Winning Goal
 
Posts: 11823
Joined: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:25 am
Location: The Barcelona of The North
Supporter of: City
My favourite player is: Merlin

Re: League Cup quarter-final draw

Postby john@staustell » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:19 pm

Another fuckin shambles. What is it with football?
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
User avatar
john@staustell
Allison's Big Fat Cigar
 
Posts: 18947
Joined: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:35 am
Location: St Austell
Supporter of: City

PreviousNext

Return to The Maine Football forum

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot] and 203 guests