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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby Mase » Sun Mar 14, 2021 1:08 pm

Get that song going in the family stand :lol:
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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:43 pm

You to me are everything hahahahaha :lol:
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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby salford city » Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:52 pm

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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby sheblue » Sun Mar 14, 2021 5:20 pm

Anyone know why he refers to Dias as 'Father Ruben'?
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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby zuricity » Sun Mar 14, 2021 5:41 pm

sheblue wrote:Anyone know why he refers to Dias as 'Father Ruben'?


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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby CTID Hants » Mon Mar 15, 2021 7:12 pm

sheblue wrote:Anyone know why he refers to Dias as 'Father Ruben'?


I suspect because of his divine, almost saintly interventions on the pitch for us...... it is after all, almost miracle like how he's slotted in so well so quickly?
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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby sheblue » Mon Mar 15, 2021 9:13 pm

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sheblue wrote:Anyone know why he refers to Dias as 'Father Ruben'?


I suspect because of his divine, almost saintly interventions on the pitch for us...... it is after all, almost miracle like how he's slotted in so well so quickly?


Probably as good a reason as any.
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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby CTID Hants » Wed Mar 17, 2021 5:06 pm

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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby Londonblue » Thu Mar 18, 2021 10:29 pm

"He hit that harder than Giggsy hits his missus after a heavy Friday night out in Didsbury"
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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby sheblue » Thu Mar 18, 2021 11:17 pm

Londonblue wrote:"He hit that harder than Giggsy hits his missus after a heavy Friday night out in Didsbury"


He has used that line before. A classic :lol: :lol:
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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Fri Mar 19, 2021 7:31 am

sheblue wrote:
Londonblue wrote:"He hit that harder than Giggsy hits his missus after a heavy Friday night out in Didsbury"


He has used that line before. A classic :lol: :lol:

He can use it every week for me. The mental image I get cracks me up every time :lol:
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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby CTID Hants » Sun Mar 21, 2021 1:18 pm



Chocolate or strawberry.....
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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby zuricity » Sun Mar 21, 2021 3:35 pm

CTID Hants wrote:

Chocolate or strawberry.....


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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby chef » Sun Mar 21, 2021 3:57 pm

What was the referee gesturing towards the linesman for as whippy scored ??
was he looking for an alibi for chalking it off
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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby CTID Hants » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:40 pm

People been begging him for new ones during international break, so he only starts with 93:20. I have requested 1-6, I'm sure many others

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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby PeterParker » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:48 pm

CTID Hants wrote:People been begging him for new ones during international break, so he only starts with 93:20. I have requested 1-6, I'm sure many others



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Re: #Alternative Commentary

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Re: #Alternative Commentary

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Re: #Alternative Commentary

Postby Tokyo Blue » Wed Apr 07, 2021 4:43 pm

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