***City vs Chelsea official passive aggresive Match thread**

[Scatman]

Fuckme, look at what Tuchel said at his presser -:

Maybe it's luck, maybe they do it better, but they have less injuries from key players," said Tuchel.

"[They have] less players out and less weeks where they miss them.

"And they did not suffer from Covid as we did over many weeks so this is a huge difference

What a prick

He failed to mention the £100 billion we spent on fullbacks in the last three years

[Outcast]

Fuckme, look at what Tuchel said at his presser -:

Maybe it's luck, maybe they do it better, but they have less injuries from key players," said Tuchel.

"[They have] less players out and less weeks where they miss them.

"And they did not suffer from Covid as we did over many weeks so this is a huge difference

What a prick

Maybe if Pep played a DM we would have won the final
Maybe if Aguero hadn't cocked up his penalty we would have won comfortably
Maybe if Pep played his first team we would have won against them in FA cup

Maybe these two Kraut Hitlers (Touchy and Toothy) need to shut the fuck up and remember once upon a time their nation was despised across Europe

[Harry Dowd scored]

Fuckme, look at what Tuchel said at his presser -:

Maybe it's luck, maybe they do it better, but they have less injuries from key players," said Tuchel.

"[They have] less players out and less weeks where they miss them.

"And they did not suffer from Covid as we did over many weeks so this is a huge difference

What a prick

Maybe if Pep played a DM we would have won the final
Maybe if Aguero hadn't cocked up his penalty we would have won comfortably
Maybe if Pep played his first team we would have won against them in FA cup

Maybe these two Kraut Hitlers (Touchy and Toothy) need to shut the fuck up and remember once upon a time their nation was despised across Europe

Fucking nailed on mate

[Dimples]

Are you folks sure about this COVID stuff hitting us? Martin Keown said we were not hit by COVID and had a settled team for the past few matches. Same as Tuchel. I think we should stand up and stop making excuses for winning matches

[Mase]

We’ve brought it on ourselves by not being honest who has COVID. We’ve not actually confirmed anyone has, we’ve just said some players have but haven’t said who for each match. Pep said again yesterday he won’t confirm who because “it’s private”.

[Original Dub]

We’ve brought it on ourselves by not being honest who has COVID. We’ve not actually confirmed anyone has, we’ve just said some players have but haven’t said who for each match. Pep said again yesterday he won’t confirm who because “it’s private”.

I dunno mate, I think it's very clever. We're making the others look like total whingebags.

I reckon we just keep doing exactly what we're doing and the place will implode.

Still trying to figure out that piece from last week where the "journo" was trying to tell everyone that we're lonely at the top and the real party is going on under us.

Or the one where another hack was telling everyone to ignore city and pretend the league is a tight race.

What a truly amazing and unprecedented situation we're in

[Dameerto]

That's 'not being honest'? I'd call it acting with integrity.
If he's admitted there were new cases I don't think it would break confidentiality to say how many though.

[Mase]

That's 'not being honest'? I'd call it acting with integrity.
If he's admitted there were new cases I don't think it would break confidentiality to say how many though.

Integrity - the quality of being honest and having strong moral principles.

We’re not being honest. As a fan I’d like to know which players won’t be playing. What’s with all the cloak and dagger?

[Dameerto]

That's 'not being honest'? I'd call it acting with integrity.
If he's admitted there were new cases I don't think it would break confidentiality to say how many though.

Integrity - the quality of being honest and having strong moral principles.

We’re not being honest. As a fan I’d like to know which players won’t be playing. What’s with all the cloak and dagger?

So is he being honest by saying the players want some privacy rather than being named? Integrity. (I didn't have to look it up by the way)

[Mase]

That's 'not being honest'? I'd call it acting with integrity.
If he's admitted there were new cases I don't think it would break confidentiality to say how many though.

Integrity - the quality of being honest and having strong moral principles.

We’re not being honest. As a fan I’d like to know which players won’t be playing. What’s with all the cloak and dagger?

So is he being honest by saying the players want some privacy rather than being named? Integrity. (I didn't have to look it up by the way)

What’s wrong with you over the past few weeks? A lot of sly digs. Are you having trouble at home? We’re having a conversation and the “but but I didn’t have to look it up” makes you look pathetic. And you seem like a switched on person.

Did he say, “the players want privacy”? Genuine question as the quote I saw didn’t say that.

[Dameerto]

That's 'not being honest'? I'd call it acting with integrity.
If he's admitted there were new cases I don't think it would break confidentiality to say how many though.

Integrity - the quality of being honest and having strong moral principles.

We’re not being honest. As a fan I’d like to know which players won’t be playing. What’s with all the cloak and dagger?

So is he being honest by saying the players want some privacy rather than being named? Integrity. (I didn't have to look it up by the way)

What’s wrong with you over the past few weeks? A lot of sly digs. Are you having trouble at home? We’re having a conversation and the “but but I didn’t have to look it up” makes you look pathetic. And you seem like a switched on person.

Did he say, “the players want privacy”? Genuine question as the quote I saw didn’t say that.

Yes he did.

[Mase]

That's 'not being honest'? I'd call it acting with integrity.
If he's admitted there were new cases I don't think it would break confidentiality to say how many though.

Integrity - the quality of being honest and having strong moral principles.

We’re not being honest. As a fan I’d like to know which players won’t be playing. What’s with all the cloak and dagger?

So is he being honest by saying the players want some privacy rather than being named? Integrity. (I didn't have to look it up by the way)

What’s wrong with you over the past few weeks? A lot of sly digs. Are you having trouble at home? We’re having a conversation and the “but but I didn’t have to look it up” makes you look pathetic. And you seem like a switched on person.

Did he say, “the players want privacy”? Genuine question as the quote I saw didn’t say that.

Yes he did.

Cool. I guess that changes things then. You could have started your first post by saying Pep has said the players want privacy, instead of the passive aggressive bullshit. It doesn’t suit you.

[Dameerto]

Thanks for the input. I'll have to assume you haven't read the thing you're commenting on next time.

[Original Dub]

No one does passive aggressive like you Liam

[Original Dub]

I mich prefer plain old aggression

[Mase]

Thanks for the input. I'll have to assume you haven't read the thing you're commenting on next time.

If your first reaction is to be a bellend then that’s cool. Carry on. Hope whatever troubles you’re having to make you change from being a decent poster to a cunt (I’ve always been a cunt) get sorted.

Out of interest where’s the quote where he says the players have asked for privacy?

I can only find -

”When you test twice negative you come back otherwise you stay at home isolating, which happens at all the [Premier League] clubs in the last three months.

“We have some new cases, yeah, but we want privacy, I can’t tell you [who is out].

[Mase]

No one does passive aggressive like you Liam

Pot-kettle
Mate I’m consistent with it though. If a poster suddenly starts becoming like that then it’s clear they’re having troubles, so it’s a bit worrying.

[Dameerto]

Wait a second while I get my spoon feeder out.

Ah here it is.

"We have some new cases but they want privacy, so I cannot tell you," said Guardiola.

"We had a lot of cases and a lot of injuries. We played Aston Villa with 11 first-team players and in the last six or seven games there were four or five academy players on the bench.

"We are in the same situation as all other clubs. Maybe injuries are bit less because our medical department have been exceptional but, in terms of Covid, we have had a lot, like all clubs."

[Original Dub]

No one does passive aggressive like you Liam

Pot-kettle
Mate I’m consistent with it though. If a poster suddenly starts becoming like that then it’s clear they’re having troubles, so it’s a bit worrying.

[Mase]

Wait a second while I get my spoon feeder out.

Ah here it is.

"We have some new cases but they want privacy, so I cannot tell you," said Guardiola.

"We had a lot of cases and a lot of injuries. We played Aston Villa with 11 first-team players and in the last six or seven games there were four or five academy players on the bench.

"We are in the same situation as all other clubs. Maybe injuries are bit less because our medical department have been exceptional but, in terms of Covid, we have had a lot, like all clubs."

I hope you get what you’re going through sorted mate.