***city v chelsea official match thread***

[DoomMerchant]

vengeful pelvic thrusts is my new favourite thing in the world.

i've been a fan for a really long time. I hardly get to use them tho.

cheers

[Slim]

vengeful pelvic thrusts is my new favourite thing in the world.

i've been a fan for a really long time. I hardly get to use them tho.

cheers

I think you just need to incorporate them into your everyday life.

Taxi doesn't see you? VPT!
Boss gives you crap? VPT!(wait till their back is turned, VPT's can have consequences)
Mourinho is on the TV? VPT!

Find a reason to unleash your pelvic thrusts and don't hesitate.

[zuricity]

vengeful pelvic thrusts is my new favourite thing in the world.

i've been a fan for a really long time. I hardly get to use them tho.

cheers

I think you just need to incorporate them into your everyday life.

Taxi doesn't see you? VPT!
Boss gives you crap? VPT!(wait till their back is turned, VPT's can have consequences)
Mourinho is on the TV? VPT!

Find a reason to unleash your pelvic thrusts and don't hesitate.

Isn't Pelvic thrust an STD ?

[Slim]

vengeful pelvic thrusts is my new favourite thing in the world.

i've been a fan for a really long time. I hardly get to use them tho.

cheers

I think you just need to incorporate them into your everyday life.

Taxi doesn't see you? VPT!
Boss gives you crap? VPT!(wait till their back is turned, VPT's can have consequences)
Mourinho is on the TV? VPT!

Find a reason to unleash your pelvic thrusts and don't hesitate.

Isn't Pelvic thrust an STD ?

I believe there's a cream for that.

[dazby]

Watched the game last night.

Navas.

Where has that been? One of his best games in a City shirt.

Kollygob.

If he was playing for a lesser team they would base there whole game on the service from his left peg. Get it in position then give it to the wolfman.

Very giddy.