Brian kidd vs david platt

[john@staustell]

It was the perm that scored the goals!

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Just to make it clear, if I had to choose with two rags in Kidd and Platt, I'd take Kidd in a heart beat. Hopefully there will be no more rags coming in ever,

[TheReturnOfTheSpecialOne]

constantly looks like an egg travelling at speed

What time is it? 14:53

This is my nomination for quip of the day!

[Ted Hughes]

Just to make it clear, if I had to choose with two rags in Kidd and Platt, I'd take Kidd in a heart beat. Hopefully there will be no more rags coming in ever,

I've always been horrified at the idea of Rooney signing for City, but I'm starting to think the comedy value could outweigh the negative..

[Fidel Castro]

I find it odd a Finn living in a lighthouse is calling a local lad who played for us and was part of the management team to deliver us a cup win and league title a 'rag twat'

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Just to make it clear, if I had to choose with two rags in Kidd and Platt, I'd take Kidd in a heart beat. Hopefully there will be no more rags coming in ever,

I've always been horrified at the idea of Rooney signing for City, but I'm starting to think the comedy value could outweigh the negative..

Fuck that fat cunt.

[DoomMerchant]

I find it odd a Finn living in a lighthouse is calling a local lad who played for us and was part of the management team to deliver us a cup win and league title a 'rag twat'

you had me at "living in a lighthouse"...

Fuck the fake rags, where your real rags at?

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

I find it odd a Finn living in a lighthouse is calling a local lad who played for us and was part of the management team to deliver us a cup win and league title a 'rag twat'

Local born and bred united supporter. How do you say that in Standard Dutch?

[Fidel Castro]

I find it odd a Finn living in a lighthouse is calling a local lad who played for us and was part of the management team to deliver us a cup win and league title a 'rag twat'

Local born and bred united supporter. How do you say that in Standard Dutch?

Plaatselijk geboren en getogen united supporter.

Now what?

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

I find it odd a Finn living in a lighthouse is calling a local lad who played for us and was part of the management team to deliver us a cup win and league title a 'rag twat'

Local born and bred united supporter. How do you say that in Standard Dutch?

Plaatselijk geboren en getogen united supporter.

Now what?

Cheers. Learn something new every day. That's how I became so smart.

Ball is on your court. What did you have in mind?

[Blue Oli]

I find it odd a Finn living in a lighthouse is calling a local lad who played for us and was part of the management team to deliver us a cup win and league title a 'rag twat'

Local born and bred united supporter. How do you say that in Standard Dutch?

Plaatselijk geboren en getogen united supporter.

Now what?

Mandarin please

[Fidel Castro]

I find it odd a Finn living in a lighthouse is calling a local lad who played for us and was part of the management team to deliver us a cup win and league title a 'rag twat'

Local born and bred united supporter. How do you say that in Standard Dutch?

Plaatselijk geboren en getogen united supporter.

Now what?

Cheers. Learn something new every day. That's how I became so smart.

Ball is on your court. What did you have in mind?

It's in my court. Actually. And that is where it is staying. You can get your own ball, stay out of my court

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

It's in my court. Actually. And that is where it is staying. You can get your own ball, stay out of my court

Oohhhh....very ghetto.

Thank god I got my own two balls to play with.

[Fidel Castro]

It's in my court. Actually. And that is where it is staying. You can get your own ball, stay out of my court

Oohhhh....very ghetto.

Thank god I got my own two balls to play with.

Don't think many people in the ghetto have got their own tennis court tbh.
What kind of ghetto did you have in mind btw? Polish? Jewish? African-American?

[sheblue]

neither.

[Goataldo]

It's in my court. Actually. And that is where it is staying. You can get your own ball, stay out of my court

Oohhhh....very ghetto.

Thank god I got my own two balls to play with.

Don't think many people in the ghetto have got their own tennis court tbh.
What kind of ghetto did you have in mind btw? Polish? Jewish? African-American?

There's actually a Jewish ghetto in Hale, and most of them have their own tennis courts.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

It's in my court. Actually. And that is where it is staying. You can get your own ball, stay out of my court

Oohhhh....very ghetto.

Thank god I got my own two balls to play with.

Don't think many people in the ghetto have got their own tennis court tbh.
What kind of ghetto did you have in mind btw? Polish? Jewish? African-American?

You ever heard of Jew gold? Personally I think it is just very inconsiderate lie spread around but if it was true you'd be able to buy few tennis courts with it.

[Fidel Castro]

It's in my court. Actually. And that is where it is staying. You can get your own ball, stay out of my court

Oohhhh....very ghetto.

Thank god I got my own two balls to play with.

Don't think many people in the ghetto have got their own tennis court tbh.
What kind of ghetto did you have in mind btw? Polish? Jewish? African-American?

You ever heard of Jew gold? Personally I think it is just very inconsiderate lie spread around but if it was true you'd be able to buy few tennis courts with it.

If it did exist, it'd probably be spent on tanks and weapons from the US. And to build a big fuckoff wall so nobody else can put their balls in their court

[kinkylola]

I find it odd a Finn living in a lighthouse is calling a local lad who played for us and was part of the management team to deliver us a cup win and league title a 'rag twat'

Local born and bred united supporter. How do you say that in Standard Dutch?

Plaatselijk geboren en getogen united supporter.

Now what?

Mandarin please

I'd go with 生于斯的满城联合迷

I don't mind kiddo one bit. Platt on the other hand ...

[Goataldo]

It's in my court. Actually. And that is where it is staying. You can get your own ball, stay out of my court

Oohhhh....very ghetto.

Thank god I got my own two balls to play with.

Don't think many people in the ghetto have got their own tennis court tbh.
What kind of ghetto did you have in mind btw? Polish? Jewish? African-American?

You ever heard of Jew gold? Personally I think it is just very inconsiderate lie spread around but if it was true you'd be able to buy few tennis courts with it.

If it did exist, it'd probably be spent on tanks and weapons from the US. And to build a big fuckoff wall so nobody else can put their balls in their court

IT DOES EXIST! And I can confirm they have massive walls, and high tech security systems (may or may not be from US and/or involve tanks and weapons).