The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Beefymcfc]

Nice pic but you don't have to show stats to prove they're boring cunts, just listen to one if the Rags talking about their Istrreee.

Ps. Ha ha ha ............... Boring cunts!!!

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

Nice pic but you don't have to show stats to prove they're boring cunts, just listen to one if the Rags talking about their Istrreee.

Ps. Ha ha ha ............... Boring cunts!!!

Beefy, it is NO laughing matter, when you take a vacation from this forum and leave us sadly deprived of your always enjoyable MOTM thread, for yesterday's match against Norwich!!

Otter finally scores a beautiful header, but we're now missing your usual topic net, to place all the comments & votes in!

So, you have my MOTM vote, for being the most missed, next to Aguero, Silva & Zabaleta!

[Ezz]

Garth crooks even agrees whilst naming Otemendi in his team of the week and describing lvgs united as garbage and city fans will never have to desperately chant attack attack attack to see attractive football!

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34695055

Defender - Nicolas Otamendi (Manchester City)

Summer signing Otamendi opened his City goalscoring account with his goal against Norwich
What a great header by the Argentine from a corner to set City on their way to another home win. The speed in which Nicolas Otamendi has acclimatised to the rigours of the Premier League and settled into the City set-up has been quite remarkable and a testimony to the lad's ability.

City will only play 'attractive football' under Manuel Pellegrini's tutelage, and not the uninspiring garbage currently dished out by Manchester United's Louis van Gaal at the moment. You won't get City fans chanting in desperation "attack, attack, attack" under Pellegrini.

[lets all have a disco]

LVG sends his team out for another rip roaring match.

Pass left,pass right,pass left,pass right,pass back,pass back.

[PeterParker]

[Original Dub]

Mido has made that much money he can fuck someone's mum. For free. For twenty years.

No. I just can't seem to figure that one out?

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Mido has made that much money he can fuck someone's mum. For free. For twenty years.

No. I just can't seem to figure that one out?

My thoughts exactly.

[PeterParker]

I like that Michael Johnson is the profile picture of that twitter user.

[john@staustell]

Mido has made that much money he can fuck someone's mum. For free. For twenty years.

No. I just can't seem to figure that one out?

My thoughts exactly.

I suspect there's an Egyptian insult in their that doesn't translate well.

In Manchester of course it isn't unsual to have sex with someone's Granny in some quarters.

[Cocacolajojo1]

I suspect there's an Egyptian insult in their that doesn't translate well.

In Manchester of course it isn't unsual to have sex with someone's Granny in some quarters.

Hate to break it to you but at least one person has had sex with both of your grannys. I'm actually hoping it's two separate persons. For your sake. Don't shoot the messenger.

[Cocacolajojo1]

FFS Grannies. Not grannys. Damn you new site!

[PeterParker]

Wasen't Rooney a granny shagger?

[john@staustell]

Wasen't Rooney a granny shagger?

Ding

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

Steve Bower said that the Rags could add all the marquee players in the world & LVG would still play the same predictable style!

The ex-Rag pundits including Scholes, Rio Ferdinand & Owen Hargreaves, etc, lamented LVG's slow & poor attacking football. The Rag fans seem to be calling for Rooney to be moved to midfield or benched.

[Beefymcfc]

Nice pic but you don't have to show stats to prove they're boring cunts, just listen to one if the Rags talking about their Istrreee.

Ps. Ha ha ha ............... Boring cunts!!!

Beefy, it is NO laughing matter, when you take a vacation from this forum and leave us sadly deprived of your always enjoyable MOTM thread, for yesterday's match against Norwich!!

Otter finally scores a beautiful header, but we're now missing your usual topic net, to place all the comments & votes in!

So, you have my MOTM vote, for being the most missed, next to Aguero, Silva & Zabaleta!

Lol, cheers mate, I suppose it's good to be missed. Had a weekend away, couple of rounds of golf, lots of beer and a bit of catch up on football.

I'll remind the Mrs not to book them when we're playing though, priorities and all that ;-)

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

Beefy, it is NO laughing matter, when you take a vacation from this forum and leave us sadly deprived of your always enjoyable MOTM thread, for yesterday's match against Norwich!!
So, you have my MOTM vote, for being the most missed, next to Aguero, Silva & Zabaleta!

Lol, cheers mate, I suppose it's good to be missed. Had a weekend away, couple of rounds of golf, lots of beer and a bit of catch up on football.
I'll remind the Mrs not to book them when we're playing though, priorities and all that ;-)

I would never begrudge you & the Mrs, a vacation from this forum & your MOTM thread creations! After all, there is only so much FIFA, UEFA, FA & PiGMOL corruption that one can take, before you need a vacation from it all!

Without your usual poll, we were forced to leave our MOTM against Norwich votes, in all kinds of funny places...
So, I'm glad that it was fun weekend away and I send a virtual beer, to welcome you back! Cheers and let's hope that Jesus provides the perfect crosses, to help score a hat-trick, against his former team!

[gillie]

The senile old cunt at the swamp can't even remember the name of his players calling Chris Smalling, Michael Smalling in last nights presser after the game.

[sheblue]

The senile old cunt at the swamp can't even remember the name of his players calling Chris Smalling, Michael Smalling in last nights presser after the game.

The knives are being sharpened for him, should be funny.

[The Maine Man]

I should know better, but amidst our soul searching for dropping 2 points in Sunday, we have almost forgotten that the Chavs and Dippers both headed closer to relegation in Saturday.

Ah, that felt good. Thank you, carry on.

[iwasthere2012]

I should know better, but amidst our soul searching for dropping 2 points in Sunday, we have almost forgotten that the Chavs and Dippers both headed closer to relegation in Saturday.

Ah, that felt good. Thank you, carry on.

Because of the dropped points, I wouldn't quite put this in the laughing category, but anyone wants to revive the Silver Lining thread?