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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:46 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:04 pm

nottsblue wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Enjoy.

Also, I might add, playing on the 3rd at 8, if you add those two up it means 11 and if you add to that 82:20, it means 93:20, the minute Aguero scored the winner vs QPR, so of course, it is a conspiracy against Liverpool


Holy shit.
Have they been out to measure the width of the whitewash yet on the goal line?

Is this an actual thing? Must be a wind up surely. Not even the dippers are that thick


Don't forget when the Mail actual spoke some truth.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Scatman » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:17 pm

We're so good we lost.

Is that Harry Redknapp's paedo brother?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Sun Jan 06, 2019 6:12 pm

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... c-13821006 :D :D :D

Wayne Rooney was arrested for public intoxication and swearing in Washington last month.

The England legend, who now plays for DC United, committed the offence on December 16 last year.

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

A spokesman for Loudoun County Sheriff's Office said: "He was booked into the Loudoun County Adult Detention Centre on December 16, 2018, on a charge of public intoxication stemming from an arrest by the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police (MWAA).
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby city72 » Sun Jan 06, 2019 6:54 pm

PeterParker wrote:https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-wayne-rooney-arrested-public-13821006 :D :D :D

Wayne Rooney was arrested for public intoxication and swearing in Washington last month.

The England legend, who now plays for DC United, committed the offence on December 16 last year.

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

A spokesman for Loudoun County Sheriff's Office said: "He was booked into the Loudoun County Adult Detention Centre on December 16, 2018, on a charge of public intoxication stemming from an arrest by the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police (MWAA).

Can you not get pissed and swear in yankyland?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:54 pm

city72 wrote:
PeterParker wrote:https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-wayne-rooney-arrested-public-13821006 :D :D :D

Wayne Rooney was arrested for public intoxication and swearing in Washington last month.

The England legend, who now plays for DC United, committed the offence on December 16 last year.

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

A spokesman for Loudoun County Sheriff's Office said: "He was booked into the Loudoun County Adult Detention Centre on December 16, 2018, on a charge of public intoxication stemming from an arrest by the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police (MWAA).

Can you not get pissed and swear in yankyland?


I'm surprised they could tell what he was saying.

Imagine if they'd heard him when he was playing.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:22 pm



Even Schalke's official Twitter are taking the piss out of Liverpool fans.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:04 pm

liverpool have lost every game they've played this year
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby City64 » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:11 pm

Goal posts were too big and Wolverhampton Wanderers kit was too bright ........
Not really here

Fuck VAR
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:36 am

This Changes nothing according to Andy Robertson. How's the quadruple going McPointy..... cos liiiiiierpoooool could win the lot y know. It's possible fletch co it is is fletch ask mi mam.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:48 am

Weakness of the squad laid bare for all to see. Open-top bus hire company will be really worried about 2019 revenues now
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:37 am

Looks like even without Maureen, Fred keeps on playing :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gotta Love Karma.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:03 am

450,000 quid per week bench warmer trying to force his way back into Ole's team, according to the media this weekend. Just to remind y'all. Have to laugh from time to time :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dubciteh » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:51 am

Liverpool get to face palace’s third choice keeper who hasnt played in ages...typical....it was brightons second choice last week....
derby day the scores were level,
then the goat was fed by neville,
silly boy should know for sure,
feed the goat and he will score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carolina-blue » Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:03 am

Dubciteh wrote:Liverpool get to face palace’s third choice keeper who hasnt played in ages...typical....it was brightons second choice last week....


:oops: :cry: :shock:
the stars are aligning For these Cunts
I don’t see any worldies in this one either
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:55 pm

8-)
Dubciteh wrote:Liverpool get to face palace’s third choice keeper who hasnt played in ages...typical....it was brightons second choice last week....

They'll probably still get an undeserved penalty,just to keep the run going!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:16 pm

Murphy on Rashford - 'I don't see a weakness in his game ... But he has to improve on a goal in 3 games'.

Irony in the statement?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby fangsanalsatan » Fri Feb 08, 2019 4:03 pm

Has anyone mentioned the new contract for Duncan Edwards Reincarnated yet?
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