Tyler ....... Again !

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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Dameerto » Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:40 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Ok, all stop it please; he reads these and you are giving him ideas.


Maybe we're double bluffing to shut him up? (In which case he will now triple bluff and mention them anyway.)
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Original Dub » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:02 pm

That's right, I forgot he said everyone should learn how to spell that little rag's name.

It gets more bizarre
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby City64 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:14 pm

The slimy cunt got some more in tonight !!!!

He cant fucking help himself .
Not really here

Fuck VAR
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:35 pm

City64 wrote:The slimy cunt got some more in tonight !!!!

He cant fucking help himself .


he's probably in the arsenal dressing room now getting bukkaked...
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Mike J » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:34 am

Im almost certain he is chewing suarez off. Kept mentioning him for absolutely no reason whatsoever

Also loved repeating that city got beat at villa park.
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby john@staustell » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:56 am

30 seconds in:

"We mustn't forget that Villa beat Manchester City here"
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Postby Goaters 103 » Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:19 pm

john@staustell wrote:30 seconds in:

"We mustn't forget that Villa beat Manchester City here"


God Id have thought he'd have got a mention in quicker than that, probably as the teams were in the tunnel, followed by a quick "Utd won here" as well as though they are somehow relevant to the title race these days.
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby cartesr » Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:45 pm

I was wettin myself when he mentioned the Giggs goal against Arsenal scored at Villa Park, he just cant help himself. Anyone remember when commentators told us who had the ball - these days they are so busy giving us a history lesson along the lines of
Chelsea have won five times in the last 5 years when Lampard has taken a throw in- that the game is in progress for a good few minutes before they tell us who has the feckin ball
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby john@staustell » Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:38 pm

The guy who did our West Ham semi was very fair, no bias, no drivel just the game. I'd forgotten it was possible but was pleasantly surprised.
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby bigblue » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:58 pm

cartesr wrote:I was wettin myself when he mentioned the Giggs goal against Arsenal scored at Villa Park, he just cant help himself. Anyone remember when commentators told us who had the ball - these days they are so busy giving us a history lesson along the lines of
Chelsea have won five times in the last 5 years when Lampard has taken a throw in- that the game is in progress for a good few minutes before they tell us who has the feckin ball


this probably belongs in the annoyances thread, but I hate hate hate when the commentator goes on a long-winded story about some trivial transfer or off field gossip when the game is going on! Fuck what happened in the papers yesterday, look at the main event right in front of your eyes!!
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Original Dub » Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:58 pm

This should probably be in the annoyance thread as well, but what does my head in is when the camera is fixed on some cunt's face while the match is going on.

Nothing gets me screaming at the TV more than watching the likes of Fat Sam's horrible head instead of the game. What is it with that?
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Benjay » Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:15 pm

Original Dub wrote:This should probably be in the annoyance thread as well, but what does my head in is when the camera is fixed on some cunt's face while the match is going on.

Nothing gets me screaming at the TV more than watching the likes of Fat Sam's horrible head instead of the game. What is it with that?


Good entertainment value though is the reaction of our assistant manager, Ruben Cousillas, when we score. He goes nuts. Its as if he has been a City fan for years and years.
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:33 pm

Original Dub wrote:This should probably be in the annoyance thread as well, but what does my head in is when the camera is fixed on some cunt's face while the match is going on.

Nothing gets me screaming at the TV more than watching the likes of Fat Sam's horrible head instead of the game. What is it with that?

And why do they always focus on a player when he's just about to rip into some expletives, gob on the floor or clear their nose!
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Twobob » Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:25 pm

Original Dub wrote:This should probably be in the annoyance thread as well, but what does my head in is when the camera is fixed on some cunt's face while the match is going on. Nothing gets me screaming at the TV more than watching the likes of Fat Sam's horrible head instead of the game. What is it with that?


European football is worst for the emotional shots, when they have a local company/director and you miss 20 mins of the game while they show multiple slow-mo 'emotion' shots of the players .... That fucking gets my bollox clanging!
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby bigblue » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:10 pm

Original Dub wrote:This should probably be in the annoyance thread as well, but what does my head in is when the camera is fixed on some cunt's face while the match is going on.

Nothing gets me screaming at the TV more than watching the likes of Fat Sam's horrible head instead of the game. What is it with that?


To offer a solution for your and my complaints:

I would love to have the option to watch the game with no commentary. Instead they combine (at the proper sound levels) the chants from both sets of fans and stadium noise combined with what the players and managers are saying to each other. You would have the view of a box seat, the atmosphere of the singing section, and the immersion of sitting behind the bench. Everything focused on making the optimal viewing and listening experience. All about the game and nothing else. No gossip, no sideshows, no bullshit. Perfect.
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby sidSmith » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:18 pm

bigblue wrote: To offer a solution for your and my complaints: I would love to have the option to watch the game with no commentary. Instead they combine (at the proper sound levels) the chants from both sets of fans and stadium noise combined with what the players and managers are saying to each other. You would have the view of a box seat, the atmosphere of the singing section, and the immersion of sitting behind the bench. Everything focused on making the optimal viewing and listening experience. All about the game and nothing else. No gossip, no sideshows, no bullshit. Perfect.


You mean like they used to on the red button? Why they ever got rid if it I have no idea. I literally have to watch in silence when Michael fucking Owen is on BT. They even had the option of 'fan zone' or local radio along with stadium only. All of which were much better than what we have with these clowns.
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Tony P » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:34 am

As the third goal went in. "And that takes the aggregate score into double figures........ silence........"
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Slim » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:45 am

Tony P wrote:As the third goal went in. "And that takes the aggregate score into double figures........ silence........"


Yes, 9 and 0.
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby john@staustell » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:45 am

Benjay wrote:
Original Dub wrote:This should probably be in the annoyance thread as well, but what does my head in is when the camera is fixed on some cunt's face while the match is going on.

Nothing gets me screaming at the TV more than watching the likes of Fat Sam's horrible head instead of the game. What is it with that?


Good entertainment value though is the reaction of our assistant manager, Ruben Cousillas, when we score. He goes nuts. Its as if he has been a City fan for years and years.


Always wondered who the silent fella with the old folks' blanket on his knees was!
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Ted Hughes » Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:44 pm

john@staustell wrote:
Benjay wrote:
Original Dub wrote:This should probably be in the annoyance thread as well, but what does my head in is when the camera is fixed on some cunt's face while the match is going on.

Nothing gets me screaming at the TV more than watching the likes of Fat Sam's horrible head instead of the game. What is it with that?


Good entertainment value though is the reaction of our assistant manager, Ruben Cousillas, when we score. He goes nuts. Its as if he has been a City fan for years and years.


Always wondered who the silent fella with the old folks' blanket on his knees was!


I've mentioned on here before about these wankers showing close ups when the ball is in play. It's like having some twat stand up in front of you. They could record all that shit & show it when someone goes down injured.

The lack of understanding sometimes is unbelieveable. Like when they show a replay & you can hear from the crowd noise that something is happening in the game but they continue with the replay rather than cutting back to live play.

That kind of thing used to be considered the absolute pits of broadcasting in years gone by.

I remember Richie Benaud talking about it, saying that for the audience to miss important live action for a replay, was as bad as it gets & basically unforgiveable. Now it happens all the time, & sometimes we miss goals or assists due to that, or looking at Roy fucking Hodgson talking to Ferguson in the crowd etc.
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