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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Mon Nov 09, 2015 11:50 pm

gillie wrote:The senile old cunt at the swamp can't even remember the name of his players calling Chris Smalling, Michael Smalling in last nights presser after the game.

He did call QPR 'Queens Park Raisins' last year.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

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Re: The Laughing Thread

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby PrezIke » Tue Dec 08, 2015 4:13 pm

Jacob steinberg on Fellani:

"I don't know how he gets away with his act."
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby AG7 » Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:55 am

After Rags last nights, who's joining them tonight on Thursday nights?

Arsenal has a chance of going out all together or will they still finish 3rd and in that Europa spot?

And how about Chelsea? Is it only for 1st or 2nd for them or they too can come 3rd in their group?

Permutations please??
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Slim » Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:13 am

Chelsea:
Win: Top Group
Draw: Runner Up
Lose and Dynamo Kyev win against Maccabi: Europa League
Lose and Dynamo Kyev lose or draw: Runner Up

Arsenal:
Win by more than 2 goals: Runner Up
Win by 1 goal, scoring at least 4: Runner Up
Win by 1 goal scoring 3: Runner Up(goals difference:group)
Win by 1 goal scoring 2 or less: Europa League
Draw: Europa League
Lose: Europa League
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Slim » Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:17 am

Interesting non-English note
BATE:
Win against Roma and Leverkusen draw or lose to Barcelona, they'll go through as runners-up in group E. I'll bet when Leverkusen and Roma saw the draw they thought, well there's six points.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:28 am

Slim wrote:Interesting non-English note
BATE:
Win against Roma and Leverkusen draw or lose to Barcelona, they'll go through as runners-up in group E. I'll bet when Leverkusen and Roma saw the draw they thought, well there's six points.

I'd take Bate in the next round, I really would.

Come on Bate
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby PrezIke » Wed Dec 09, 2015 1:59 pm

Hahahahaha

That is all.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby PrezIke » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:03 pm

AG7 wrote:After Rags last nights, who's joining them tonight on Thursday nights?

Arsenal has a chance of going out all together or will they still finish 3rd and in that Europa spot?

And how about Chelsea? Is it only for 1st or 2nd for them or they too can come 3rd in their group?

Permutations please??


Honestly, I want the other two to get through to help with the coefficient.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Wonderwall » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:05 pm

PrezIke wrote:
AG7 wrote:After Rags last nights, who's joining them tonight on Thursday nights?

Arsenal has a chance of going out all together or will they still finish 3rd and in that Europa spot?

And how about Chelsea? Is it only for 1st or 2nd for them or they too can come 3rd in their group?

Permutations please??


Honestly, I want the other two to get through to help with the coefficient.


If they drop into Europa they will still help either the coefficient ratings and also have their season screwed with for Thursday Sunday games.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Tokyo Blue » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:09 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Slim wrote:Interesting non-English note
BATE:
Win against Roma and Leverkusen draw or lose to Barcelona, they'll go through as runners-up in group E. I'll bet when Leverkusen and Roma saw the draw they thought, well there's six points.

I'd take Bate in the next round, I really would.

Come on Bate

I think we have got a good enough team to master BATE.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Alioune DVToure » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:12 pm

I would be willing personally to Bate Borisov if it meant we could draw them in the next round.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:13 pm

Tokyo Blue wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Slim wrote:Interesting non-English note
BATE:
Win against Roma and Leverkusen draw or lose to Barcelona, they'll go through as runners-up in group E. I'll bet when Leverkusen and Roma saw the draw they thought, well there's six points.

I'd take Bate in the next round, I really would.

Come on Bate

I think we have got a good enough team to master BATE.


Boris should be so lucky.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby nottsblue » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:16 pm

Wonderwall wrote:
PrezIke wrote:
AG7 wrote:After Rags last nights, who's joining them tonight on Thursday nights?

Arsenal has a chance of going out all together or will they still finish 3rd and in that Europa spot?

And how about Chelsea? Is it only for 1st or 2nd for them or they too can come 3rd in their group?

Permutations please??


Honestly, I want the other two to get through to help with the coefficient.


If they drop into Europa they will still help either the coefficient ratings and also have their season screwed with for Thursday Sunday games.

I hope they both don't qualify. Imagine if we were the only English side left in it. There would be so much egg on the media's faces they would be omelettes!

I couldn't give a shit about the European co-efficients. If we as a country lose a spot, then so be it. Top three still qualify and I'd back us to finish top three every time to be honest. Then one of rags, dippers, arse, chavs miss out. Brilliant. Win win for us as far as I can see.

Let's see how they all get on with Thursday night football if it happens. One thing is for sure though, and that is the Europa League will suddenly become a bona fide, much loved competition in the eyes of the media
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Wed Dec 09, 2015 7:11 pm

Tokyo Blue wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Slim wrote:Interesting non-English note
BATE:
Win against Roma and Leverkusen draw or lose to Barcelona, they'll go through as runners-up in group E. I'll bet when Leverkusen and Roma saw the draw they thought, well there's six points.

I'd take Bate in the next round, I really would.

Come on Bate

I think we have got a good enough team to master BATE.


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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Wed Dec 09, 2015 7:17 pm

nottsblue wrote:
Wonderwall wrote:
PrezIke wrote:
AG7 wrote:After Rags last nights, who's joining them tonight on Thursday nights?

Arsenal has a chance of going out all together or will they still finish 3rd and in that Europa spot?

And how about Chelsea? Is it only for 1st or 2nd for them or they too can come 3rd in their group?

Permutations please??


Honestly, I want the other two to get through to help with the coefficient.


If they drop into Europa they will still help either the coefficient ratings and also have their season screwed with for Thursday Sunday games.

I hope they both don't qualify. Imagine if we were the only English side left in it. There would be so much egg on the media's faces they would be omelettes!

I couldn't give a shit about the European co-efficients. If we as a country lose a spot, then so be it. Top three still qualify and I'd back us to finish top three every time to be honest. Then one of rags, dippers, arse, chavs miss out. Brilliant. Win win for us as far as I can see.

Let's see how they all get on with Thursday night football if it happens. One thing is for sure though, and that is the Europa League will suddenly become a bona fide, much loved competition in the eyes of the media

Agree about the co-efficients. Wenger would have a connery if we lost a place. He might even lose his job.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby MilnersJaw » Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:14 pm

Looks like red nev will be left red faces after his first game in charge the silly rat cunt
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby dave watson's perm » Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:28 am

[quote="Hutch's ShoulderI think we have got a good enough team to master BATE.[/quote]

Memories of Captain Pugwash.[/quote]

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Re: The Laughing Thread

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