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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby john68 » Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:22 pm

zuricity wrote:
Dubciteh wrote:
zuricity wrote:10 mins in and young Erling puts Norway head and shoulder above Sweden 1-0.


And another plus an assist!


thx, missed them i had to put the steak on the grill!

hot enough to boil a monkey's bum here. You lo t are getting it in the next few days .


Trust me Zurich, Boiled Monkey's bum will not be on my menu, whether it arrives here or not in the next few days.
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:27 pm

john68 wrote:
zuricity wrote:
Dubciteh wrote:
zuricity wrote:10 mins in and young Erling puts Norway head and shoulder above Sweden 1-0.


And another plus an assist!


thx, missed them i had to put the steak on the grill!

hot enough to boil a monkey's bum here. You lo t are getting it in the next few days .


Trust me Zurich, Boiled Monkey's bum will not be on my menu, whether it arrives here or not in the next few days.

Don't knock it till you've tried it, John! :lol:
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby john68 » Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:31 pm

Bluemoon4610 wrote:
john68 wrote:
zuricity wrote:
Dubciteh wrote:
zuricity wrote:10 mins in and young Erling puts Norway head and shoulder above Sweden 1-0.


And another plus an assist!


thx, missed them i had to put the steak on the grill!

hot enough to boil a monkey's bum here. You lo t are getting it in the next few days .


Trust me Zurich, Boiled Monkey's bum will not be on my menu, whether it arrives here or not in the next few days.

Don't knock it till you've tried it, John! :lol:


Boiled black pudding off Bury market is bad enough and beyond my limit.
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby zuricity » Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:36 pm

john68 wrote:
zuricity wrote:
Dubciteh wrote:
zuricity wrote:10 mins in and young Erling puts Norway head and shoulder above Sweden 1-0.


And another plus an assist!


thx, missed them i had to put the steak on the grill!

hot enough to boil a monkey's bum here. You lo t are getting it in the next few days .


Trust me Zurich, Boiled Monkey's bum will not be on my menu, whether it arrives here or not in the next few days.


not supposed to eat monkeys bum john , but if you want to ....
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby patrickblue » Sun Jun 12, 2022 9:24 pm

First goal was off his head, which puts the story he's not that good with his head to bed. Second was a really well taken penno, and a lovely lofted assist for the third.
I knew he was a tall lad, but didn't realise he was 6' 4''. That'll put the cat amongst the pigeons, seeing a common opposition ploy is to exploit our lack of height.
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby branny » Sun Jun 12, 2022 10:27 pm

patrickblue wrote:First goal was off his head, which puts the story he's not that good with his head to bed. Second was a really well taken penno, and a lovely lofted assist for the third.
I knew he was a tall lad, but didn't realise he was 6' 4''. That'll put the cat amongst the pigeons, seeing a common opposition ploy is to exploit our lack of height.


The one incident that convinced me that he’ll make the transition from farmers league to epl was when he put Ruben Dias on his arse. He’s also 0.3,sec off World record pace for 60m so that combined with his height means that chances like the one Jesus was stretching for v Villa which ended up over the bar become tap ins.
Balotelli......that's a brilliant finish.
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby Dimples » Mon Jun 13, 2022 8:37 am

Pity we could not get Nunez.
Liverpool now have the six best forwards in world football.
Still getting the seventh best is some consolation and I suppose it means we will maintain our position as second best team in the PL.
It would be great to win the PL sometime though, even if only once, just to experience the rush.
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby salford city » Mon Jun 13, 2022 9:07 am

On the oficial site as well as the been now
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby sheblue » Mon Jun 13, 2022 9:27 am

the vid of him doing the couch thing is class.
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby hyper » Mon Jun 13, 2022 9:29 am

Mase wrote:Fuckin yesssssss



hE’s oNlY aT cIty FoR mOneY


Thought he'd be taller truth be told.
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby Outcast » Mon Jun 13, 2022 9:58 am

I don't want to brag (cough)

I did say he's coming for months when most were sceptical. Some feelings you just can't explain.
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby stupot » Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:09 am

Amazing isn't it.
Sky Sports already announcing it not as the 51ml but as an 85ml deal with agent fees, signing bonus and other costs.
Not mentioning that him and Alvarez cost less than the dippers new superstar.
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby nottsblue » Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:12 am

stupot wrote:Amazing isn't it.
Sky Sports already announcing it not as the 51ml but as an 85ml deal with agent fees, signing bonus and other costs.
Not mentioning that him and Alvarez cost less than the dippers new superstar.

Whereas they will report the dippers have bought the best young striker in the world for under market value :lol: :lol:
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby City64 » Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:26 am

Looks like the official Premier League twitter account has inadvertently tweeted Haaland will make his PL debut v Bournemouth ……..
Not really here

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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:41 am

City64 wrote:Looks like the official Premier League twitter account has inadvertently tweeted Haaland will make his PL debut v Bournemouth ……..

When are those fixtures officially released......?
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby salford city » Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:46 am

Bluemoon4610 wrote:
City64 wrote:Looks like the official Premier League twitter account has inadvertently tweeted Haaland will make his PL debut v Bournemouth ……..

When are those fixtures officially released......?


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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Jun 13, 2022 11:20 am

Outcast wrote:I don't want to brag (cough)

I did say he's coming for months when most were sceptical. Some feelings you just can't explain.


didn't start this thread though did you? *cough* ;)
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby patrickblue » Mon Jun 13, 2022 2:23 pm

Outcast wrote:I don't want to brag (cough)

I did say he's coming for months when most were sceptical. Some feelings you just can't explain.


So did I, but it wasn't a feeling, it was just logical.
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby Outcast » Mon Jun 13, 2022 2:57 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Outcast wrote:I don't want to brag (cough)

I did say he's coming for months when most were sceptical. Some feelings you just can't explain.


didn't start this thread though did you? *cough* ;)


I'm surprised armchair supporters allowed to start threads ;)
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Re: welcome erling haaland

Postby Outcast » Mon Jun 13, 2022 3:00 pm

stupot wrote:Amazing isn't it.
Sky Sports already announcing it not as the 51ml but as an 85ml deal with agent fees, signing bonus and other costs.
Not mentioning that him and Alvarez cost less than the dippers new superstar.


BBC thread reporting 256m I think for next 5 years, fee, wages and agent fees. I fucking hate that organisation with passion
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