The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Lev Bronstein]

From Twitter
Paul Hirst
‏ @hirstclass
3m3 minutes ago

If MUFC finish 6th and Watford win the FA Cup, Utd will have to go through three rounds of EL qualifying just to get to the group stages of the competition. First game would be on July 25 - the day that Utd are due to play Spurs in Shanghai

We couldn't do it to them, could we?

Fuck that, some things are bigger than hating those cunts. Anyway, them watching us lift another trophy would hurt them more.

I would never want us to lose a game, especially a final - but it would be funny

[nottsblue]

Time for another outing. I wonder if UEFA will bring in their new gimmick of inviting historical clubs into the CL?

I assume this is tongue in cheek as those proposals have already been mooted, discussed and more than likely ratified by G14, specifically from Milan and Inter. Gill now will take up the reigns of this, you can be sure of that

[nottsblue]

The rags are the only side to have visited Huddersfield twice in the PL and not got a victory. They have a draw and a defeat.

[Beefymcfc]

From Twitter
Paul Hirst
‏ @hirstclass
3m3 minutes ago

If MUFC finish 6th and Watford win the FA Cup, Utd will have to go through three rounds of EL qualifying just to get to the group stages of the competition. First game would be on July 25 - the day that Utd are due to play Spurs in Shanghai

We couldn't do it to them, could we?

Fuck that, some things are bigger than hating those cunts. Anyway, them watching us lift another trophy would hurt them more.

I would never want us to lose a game, especially a final - but it would be funny

That can be our consolation prize

[Beefymcfc]

Time for another outing. I wonder if UEFA will bring in their new gimmick of inviting historical clubs into the CL?

I assume this is tongue in cheek as those proposals have already been mooted, discussed and more than likely ratified by G14, specifically from Milan and Inter. Gill now will take up the reigns of this, you can be sure of that

It was, but you just never know. Their finishing position might force their hand.

[budfox]

Rag fans on Talkshite absolutely seething.

"Ten years behind City" and claiming that Solskaer can't be sacked because he's a rag legend. They can and will sack him, I'll give him until November at most.

People who have been blamed during the phone-in:

Mourinho
Solskaer
Pogba
The entire team
Woodward
The Glazers

It's all fucking hilarious, and as rightly been pointed out, no decent player will fancy going there. No CL to play in and entirely likely that he won't be playing for the manager who signed him.

Another point well made was that because they gave the job temporarily to Solskaer, and he did fine for around 10 games, they felt obliged to appoint him.

[Beefymcfc]

The rags are the only side to have visited Huddersfield twice in the PL and not got a victory. They have a draw and a defeat.

Didn't realise that, I'm using it.

On a different note, RatBoy said a few weeks ago that most of their players are on win bonuses and they'd lose loads if they don't make the CL. In my book that makes that team even worse as they had incentive to make sure they qualified.

Bizarre.

[zuricity]

Arsenal implode again ! Brighton have nothing to fight for next weekend . I wonder who they are playing?

[sheblue]

One thing I did not like to see tonnight was ratboy turning on Woodward with such venim.
We need to keep big ed at the top of the pile.

Pile of shit.

[Beefymcfc]

One thing I did not like to see tonnight was ratboy turning on Woodward with such venim.
We need to keep big ed at the top of the pile.

Pile of shit.

You're right but wtf did it have to do with them in the first place. Ths was City v Leicester but turned into Rags and Dippers.

Sky don't give a fuck about us, the cunts shouldn't get your money.

[salford city]

Just heard a story from a mate of a mate etc who is grounds man at Carrington and the red shite are lining up Rogers to replace Ole.. it just keeps getting better doesn't it?

[Beefymcfc]

Just heard a story from a mate of a mate etc who is grounds man at Carrington and the red shite are lining up Rogers to replace Ole.. it just keeps getting better doesn't it?

I'll be polite and say 'Fuck you', after tonight who gives a fuck.

[salford city]

Personally, I could care less just thought it was funny and that this was the place to put it

[carl_feedthegoat]

https://web.facebook.com/talkSPORT/videos/376395262986212/?t=103

[bigblue]

Personally, I could care less just thought it was funny and that this was the place to put it

I think Bodgers at the rags would cause his already huge ego to explode and cause many laughs for everyone

[Scatman]

https://web.facebook.com/talkSPORT/videos/376395262986212/?t=103

That has to be a wind-up. Joint winners.

[sheblue]

One thing I did not like to see tonnight was ratboy turning on Woodward with such venim.
We need to keep big ed at the top of the pile.

Pile of shit.

You're right but wtf did it have to do with them in the first place. Ths was City v Leicester but turned into Rags and Dippers.

Sky don't give a fuck about us, the cunts shouldn't get your money.

Its with great delight that I can confirm that they do not get my money, but I can still see their coverage

SKY cant cover any game without banging on about the Rags. EVERY commentary Tyler does he starts bleeting on about them at some point.

[patrickblue]

And four years after this thread was started, we go back to the original narrative.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-de-ligt-transfer-16236316

Snub snub snub.

God is in his heaven, and all's well with the world

[nottsblue]

http://www.sickipedia.net/pics/ua7oawqeucfl5

[Beefymcfc]

Personally, I could care less just thought it was funny and that this was the place to put it

Was only kiddin', mate