Alexis/Alexi Sanchez

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Arsene is an Alsatian

I have still got no idea what your bulldog thing is about.

Blah.

It's enigmatic. It's it's wrinkled mush follows you around the room.

[patrickblue]

Considering his cost, including wages etc, I don't really want Sanchez to rack up. I'd much prefer to keep Nasri and spend the dosh on a centre back.

That is looking increasingly unlikely if this is anything to go by.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/07/23/arrogant-samir-nasri-becoming-increasing-outcast-among-man-citys/

[City64]

With Sanchez due to report back to training with Arsenal on Sunday interestingly he has posted an Instagram of himself this morning looking glum and claiming to be sick !

[PrezIke]

With Sanchez due to report back to training with Arsenal on Sunday interestingly he has posted an Instagram of himself this morning looking glum and claiming to be sick !

Didn't this same thing happen with Sterling?

[johnny crossan]

With Sanchez due to report back to training with Arsenal on Sunday interestingly he has posted an Instagram of himself this morning looking glum and claiming to be sick !

Didn't this same thing happen with Sterling?

I hear the grinding of tectonic plates - possibly as far as Miami

[Mikhail Chigorin]

With Sanchez due to report back to training with Arsenal on Sunday interestingly he has posted an Instagram of himself this morning looking glum and claiming to be sick !

Didn't this same thing happen with Sterling?

I hear the grinding of tectonic plates - possibly as far as Miami

Would it be Wegener's theory, instead of Wenger's theory JC ??

[johnny crossan]

With Sanchez due to report back to training with Arsenal on Sunday interestingly he has posted an Instagram of himself this morning looking glum and claiming to be sick !

Didn't this same thing happen with Sterling?

I hear the grinding of tectonic plates - possibly as far as Miami

Would it be Wegener's theory, instead of Wenger's theory JC ??

I fear Arsene may find himself uncomfortably astride a continental transform fault MC
meanwhile in the twittersphere

[blues2win]

Sanchez due back in training on Sunday posts Instagram showing him sick. Oh dear.

[Wooders]

Sanchez due back in training on Sunday posts Instagram showing him sick. Oh dear.

"Hello Mr Wenger? - hi this is Alexis mum, he won't be at training today, he has a sore tummy" (it's actually bravo doing his best alexis mum impression on the phone)

[iwasthere2012]

Sanchez due back in training on Sunday posts Instagram showing him sick. Oh dear.

"Hello Mr Wenger? - hi this is Alexis mum, he won't be at training today, he has a sore tummy" (it's actually bravo doing his best alexis mum impression on the phone)

If Bravo was Sanchez's mother he'd have dropped him on his head when he was a baby.
Doubt he'd have made it as a footballer.

[Wonderwall]

EDIT: Tweets were fake so removed as Fake News

[sheblue]

Hopefully that's bollocks.

[CTID Hants]

That £350k a week has to be BS? Has to be a sub 200 basic plus bonuses surely!!

[Nigels Tackle]

who the fuck is shane burns?!

[CTID Hants]

He's been called out as fake account (no blue tick), which means I can go back to enjoying my Saturday afternoon....

[Wonderwall]

He's been called out as fake account (no blue tick), which means I can go back to enjoying my Saturday afternoon....

Phew TFFT Thanks Mate, I haven't had a chance to get back and check since posting it.

I will remove my post as bollocks

[CTID Hants]

He's been called out as fake account (no blue tick), which means I can go back to enjoying my Saturday afternoon....

Phew TFFT Thanks Mate, I haven't had a chance to get back and check since posting it.

I will remove my post as bollocks

You won't be first or last to be caught Bob..

Sad fuck must be lonely to have to make account for attention.....

[nottsblue]

Forgive me as someone who does not do social media, twitter, Facebook and the like, but why do people blatantly lie and post stuff that isn't true? Surely they just look like cocks?

[mr_nool]

He's been called out as fake account (no blue tick), which means I can go back to enjoying my Saturday afternoon....

Phew TFFT Thanks Mate, I haven't had a chance to get back and check since posting it.

I will remove my post as bollocks

You won't be first or last to be caught Bob..

Sad fuck must be lonely to have to make account for attention.....

The real Shane Burns (@shaneburns_, the guy who runs Inside City) can't be too pleased. Although he does post a lot of crap as well.

[Clowncrete]

Forgive me as someone who does not do social media, twitter, Facebook and the like, but why do people blatantly lie and post stuff that isn't true? Surely they just look like cocks?

The same reason people queue up to be humiliated on reality shows. 15 minutes of fame and attention.