Tyler ....... Again !

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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Benjay » Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:02 pm

The Jizzjazz build up was a classic. Something along the lines that he wouldn't be phased....and then he misses.
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby london blue 2 » Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:04 pm

He said DEGEAAAAAAA like Aguero hahahaha dickhead
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby I Just Blue Myself » Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:55 pm

Funny thing is, he's getting equal stick from rags as well. They're convinced he hates them & lets it seep into his commentary.

Isn't he an Arsenal supporter anyway?
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Original Dub » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:01 am

I Just Blue Myself wrote:Funny thing is, he's getting equal stick from rags as well. They're convinced he hates them & lets it seep into his commentary.

Isn't he an Arsenal supporter anyway?


He says he supports wycombe but he's a rag hag if I ever heard one.
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby patrickblue » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:02 am

I Just Blue Myself wrote:Funny thing is, he's getting equal stick from rags as well. They're convinced he hates them & lets it seep into his commentary.

Isn't he an Arsenal supporter anyway?


According to wikipedia "Martin is a lifelong Woking F.C. fan."
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby I Just Blue Myself » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:33 am

He's done Arsenal end of season DVDs, co-edited some official book of theirs, been spotted with an cannon tie, etc. At least that's what I heard. Also:

Tyler chose Arsenal's unbeaten season in the Premier League in 2003/04 as the greatest moment of the decade, and has expressed the view that sports fans will not see another team unbeaten for a whole season in their lifetimes.

'Supporting' a lower-league club on the side proves nothing. I certainly don't believe he's a rag per se, his love-in for them is just part of the Sky way of selling their product, the Premier League. He's been bigging up whichever club's top at the time to promote the 'greatness' of the League.
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:19 pm

patrickblue wrote:
I Just Blue Myself wrote:Funny thing is, he's getting equal stick from rags as well. They're convinced he hates them & lets it seep into his commentary.

Isn't he an Arsenal supporter anyway?


According to wikipedia "Martin is a lifelong Woking F.C. fan."


He's a lifelong cunt, thats what he is
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Tokyo Blue » Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:21 pm

Bianchi on Ice wrote:
patrickblue wrote:According to wikipedia "Martin is a lifelong Woking F.C. fan."

He's a lifelong cunt, thats what he is

Sums it up nicely for me.
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:02 pm

Bianchi on Ice wrote: He's a lifelong cunt, thats what he is


As a reasonable man, I am prepared to be generous and give him the benefit of the doubt when he was a baby. After the age of ten months I agree.
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby john@staustell » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:09 pm

".....when Utd beat Man City in similar circumstances..............."

"Sunderland last won here in 1968" - no mention of the circumstances I noticed!

The good thing is he'll be crying himself to sleep!
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby City64 » Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:56 pm

Dont think he has "done" a game this weekend so no doubt he will be "doing" us versus the chavs monday night ? Good luck those who have to put up with his endless slimy drivel .

I will be at the Etihad thank fuck !
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Twobob » Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:47 pm

City64 wrote:Dont think he has "done" a game this weekend so no doubt he will be "doing" us versus the chavs monday night ? Good luck those who have to put up with his endless slimy drivel . I will be at the Etihad thank fuck !


Same here - but in fairness, after having my eardrums violated by Owen any thing he says will seem tame!
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby john@staustell » Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:27 am

Within the first minute:

'Champions Manchester United' and 'Bayern Munich won at the Etihad of course'
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Breks » Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:06 pm

Glad I'm going tonight. Tyler on ssn now, talking shit as usual. Glad I won't have to hear ratboy either.
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Evenmydoghatesunited » Mon Feb 03, 2014 6:12 pm

patrickblue wrote: According to wikipedia "Martin is a lifelong Woking F.C. fan."
needs changing . A according to Wikipedia he is a lifelong Wanking fan
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Blue In Bolton » Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:22 pm

john@staustell wrote:Within the first minute:

'Champions Manchester United' and 'Bayern Munich won at the Etihad of course'


Must have missed United giving us a good going over this season at the Etihad!! Lol!!
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby Burt » Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:08 am

The fuckin CUNT called us manchester united AGAIN last night about ten minutes before the end.

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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby sheblue » Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:48 am

Jez lads I think he is a great commentator so impartial, so even handed not in the slightest bit sly, snide or smug, legend of a commentator. I only dream that he will get a transfer to BT sport and team up with that other commentating legend, the one and only Michael Owen, some partnership that would be.
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby City64 » Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:25 pm

Was Tyler his usual slimy cuntish self ? And how many times did the twat mention the rags ?
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Re: Tyler ....... Again !

Postby AG7 » Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:31 pm

City64 wrote:Was Tyler his usual slimy cuntish self ? And how many times did the twat mention the rags ?


He was ... and approx. 36 times!
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