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Re: The Laughing Thread

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby patrickblue » Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:43 am

Green & Blue wrote:Great result today.I can't grasp how thread bare the rags squad is after all the money Van gaal has squandered, they had players playing today who'd be well outh of their depth in the championship.

That was some miss from Martial at 1-0 down lol

The one thing that puzzles me is how tolerant they have been of Van Gaal compared to Moyes especially when you consider the time and investment Lvg has now had.


You're absolutely right, Moyes was doing a far better job without all the spending. He's been the fall guy, and if he wasn't such a twat you'd feel sorry for him.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby PrezIke » Sun Dec 13, 2015 3:22 am

I'll admit it. I went over to RedCafe to take a look. Couldn't resist. Hilarious stuff on there in the post-match thread.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby RodneyRodney » Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:49 am

I'm worried about agent Louis ; he's doing an excellent job of building on the fine foundations laid by agent Moyes ; but 40% of reds fans want him out. I just hope he can get through to the next transfer window . . .
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby City64 » Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:32 am

Rags are in meltdown , proper fill your boots time and enjoy ! ;-)
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Dimples » Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:38 pm

The gift that keeps on giving - just gets better and better.
Could get even funnier - next up is Norwich at home then two tough ones: Stoke away and Chelsea at home
Could it jump from very funny to hilarious - Van Oblong mutually agrees to leave (sacked) and they go with Giggs?
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby london blue 2 » Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:49 pm

And yet they are still just three points behind.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby aaron bond » Mon Dec 14, 2015 5:05 am

london blue 2 wrote:And yet they are still just three points behind.


Exactly. I really don't get why this thread is still going.

If we were considerably ahead of them in the league then I could understand it. But as we have been pretty poor for a while now and clearly have no idea how to defend (with Arsenal away our next game) then perhaps we shouldn't get too carried away just yet!
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Tokyo Blue » Mon Dec 14, 2015 6:03 am

Do we have to be perfect to take the piss out of united?

Everyone takes the piss out of united. Why on earth can't we?
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby zuricity » Mon Dec 14, 2015 6:57 am

Tokyo Blue wrote:Do we have to be perfect to take the piss out of united?

Everyone takes the piss out of united. Why on earth can't we?


Perfect No, but City fans tend to be realistic and not let the bull from the media sway them.

City's squad through injury and poor form are massively underperforming (for some weeks now).

The rags squad is massively overperforming.

City fans are always cautious in poking fun,but now we are seeing the fruits of the Glazers lack of Internal investment at the Rags. The Glazers , antiquated and outdated medieval doctors using and their hang on , crony leeches, sucking every ounce of blood out of that old dying workass at Trafford.

Van Haul, leaves in 2017,around the time lump sum payments are due. He's doing a good job of driving them down.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:07 am

Tokyo Blue wrote:Do we have to be perfect to take the piss out of united?

Everyone takes the piss out of united. Why on earth can't we?

We take the Piss out of ourselves often enough, don't even need an excuse, or its own thread, to take the Piss out of the Rags.

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby frankswift » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:10 am

PrezIke wrote:I'll admit it. I went over to RedCafe to take a look. Couldn't resist. Hilarious stuff on there in the post-match thread.


You've got to be careful doing that, pal. Think of all those computer viruses - some of those rags have been around a bit "supporting" other teams.

And I have to admit that I was on RedCafe once when my wife walked into the room. She was very suspicious when she saw me slamming the laptop shut but fortunately I managed to convince her that I was only looking at porn.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:14 am

aaron bond wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:And yet they are still just three points behind.


Exactly. I really don't get why this thread is still going.

If we were considerably ahead of them in the league then I could understand it. But as we have been pretty poor for a while now and clearly have no idea how to defend (with Arsenal away our next game) then perhaps we shouldn't get too carried away just yet!


We have posts all over this forum slagging off our own and yet you're questioning why there's a thread slagging our rivals?!?!
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Wonderwall » Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:14 am

Just mentioning Middlesbrough in the C1cup and the UCL...ooops Europa league sends them into twisted fits of rage. I don't care if they are only 3 points behind us. It really winds them up, which is the whole point of mentioning it to them and it makes my day. I say you should make the most of it after the years of laughing that they have done at our expense.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby The Maine Man » Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:15 am

london blue 2 wrote:And yet they are still just three points behind.

That's ok, we're taking the piss out of the Chavs and Dippers too!
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby sheblue » Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:27 am

We're shit they are shittier. You have to laugh at them whenever you can. No matter. It's compulsory.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:35 am

Wonderwall wrote:Just mentioning Middlesbrough in the C1cup and the UCL...ooops Europa league sends them into twisted fits of rage. I don't care if they are only 3 points behind us. It really winds them up, which is the whole point of mentioning it to them and it makes my day. I say you should make the most of it after the years of laughing that they have done at our expense.

Make the most of i (?), it should be every Blues duty to have a go, not when the opportunity comes, but whenever they can. Ie. When there's a Rag in the vicinity.

I notice they'll be another showing for the Beeb, with the FA Cup 3rd round. Let's hope we see the 'Giant Killing' that surely the Beeb are looking for?
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby CTID Hants » Mon Dec 14, 2015 4:33 pm

Things have got so bad over at the swamp that even the old bill (GMP) are taking the piss out of them..........

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... t-10592048

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby City64 » Mon Dec 14, 2015 4:57 pm

MUTV has been taken off air due to the fact they have fuck all to brag about !


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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:46 pm

I do like the way that we're now hearing from the media how the Rags feed them stories of future signings after bad results. Just shows how two sets of cunts do their business.

Scum, the pair of them!
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