***city v liverpool official match thread***

[zabbadabbado]

Iffy first 20 minutes, then total domination.

Great to see Ederson in the Stands afterwards.

5-0 unreal. Never expected that.

[Mase]

People using the fact Ederson is back on the bench as proof it wasn't a red

[Beefymcfc]

Beat the Dippers 5-0 but the greatest joy I take from today is knowing RatBoy will be crying in his stinking hole!

[iwasthere2012]

Not the game I was expecting but very good game plan from the beginning. No naivety at all although Otter was definitely a weakness.
We were on top even before the Mane assault.
Pep addressed the weakness by going with 4 at the back second half.
We never looked like losing control with the man up. Totally managed the game and by and large we were ruthless.

First marker laid down. A long time coming.
Now off to text my brother in law.
He's had it coming for a while too.

[Mase]

Rags "I fuckin hate Liverpool but that wasn't a red" what the fuck has that got to do anything?!

[Justified logic]

City smash those disgusting scouse cockroaches, Bravo doesn't have anything to do and Ederson looks to be OK.

What more could one ask for? United to lose 3-0?

[Dameerto]

People using the fact Ederson is back on the bench as proof it wasn't a red

just show them a still shot of Aguero's 'elbow' red card, then a still shot of Mane with a straight leg and studs EMBEDDED IN Ederson's face then ask them why it's not a red.

[Beefymcfc]

Rags "I fuckin hate Liverpool but that wasn't a red" what the fuck has that got to do anything?!

Because they hate us more and the media have nurtured a culture where anything goes when it comes to one of our players. Injuries are applauded, young English talent is booed, and negative story after story all in order to get their mass markets clicking their stories.

We are the hated and the drip, drip of negativity just feeds the hatred more.

[Original Dub]

Amazing performance.

I've never seen Sky put in such an effort to tell us the emperor's clothes were in fact of top notch quality.

It just looks desperate.

Anyway. Happy fucking days.

Klopp seems to have left his hugs on the bus

[zabbadabbado]

Sky now doing their best to piss on our Parade.

The facts are it was 5-0 you bitter bastards,we were already winning 1-0 when the Red was shown.

Turned the TV over, no good for the blood pressure watching Rag/Scouse sycophants circle jerk each other

[Mase]

Here we go Plopp crying about it. Absolute nutter this guy!! If it doesn't come out in a few years time he's murdered someone and raped their dead corpse ill be amazed.

[Nigels Tackle]

and a clean sheet
my whatsapp's groups are hilarious at the mo!

[Justified logic]

Just as Aguero and Jesus are clicking Baldie takes one off......I dont get the cunt..I really dont.

fucked me right off.

If he hadn't scored 2 he would probably have got to play 90 minutes.

Why not let the lad try and get a hat-rick,gutted.

I feel like he has killed our momentum a bit with that Sub.

Er, he was playing over in South America midweek and we've got a CL game coming up this week. Understand?

[Mase]

'City shouldn't get carried away'

How fuckin dare we celebrate a win?! How fuck dare we!

[Justified logic]

Mangala?! What the fuck? Is Pep just taking the piss?

Not better than Otamendi??

Er, Otamendi played 2 full games over in South America midweek and we've got a CL game coming up this week. Understand?

[Justified logic]

'City shouldn't get carried away'

How fuckin dare we celebrate a win?! How fuck dare we!

4-0 would have been the best against Redscousecunts since 5-1 in 1930-something, so what is 5-0?

[Mase]

Fuck me Carra has it spot on here!!!

Can't believe what I'm hearing.

[Mase]

Henry "it's the City players fault because they waved the physio on"

[Original Dub]

Fuck me Carra has it spot on here!!!

Can't believe what I'm hearing.

He actually laughed when asked the explain why it was a red card.

"Eh, probably because his studs smashed into the side of his face"

Pmsl

[Justified logic]

breaking on sky news....

candle shortage declared on merseyside

They must have heard in the ground.
Liverpool supporters rushing home early to get theirs.
Their section emptying.

My mate tells me they left due to being worried about getting a battering outside by City fans ,due to some chants when Ederson was battered.

The very same fans who were laughing at Yaya when he got injured at theirs. Just shows how the media can turn the crowd into savage dogs.

Maybe they wanted to get away before their coaches could be bricked?

Vermin.