The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[salford city]

Slab-head feared for his life and thought he was being kidnapped. Bit too much of the retzina there mate eh? Do you think anyone believes you....

[nottsblue]

Slab-head feared for his life and thought he was being kidnapped. Bit too much of the retzina there mate eh? Do you think anyone believes you....

It’s on the main BBC news feed, so yes, there will be millions of idiots out there who believe it as gospel

[zuricity]

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[nottsblue]

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Excellent

[Beefymcfc]

I think we need a new thread, this one always puts me 2 pages behind.

[Tokyo Blue]

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I like that.

[kennyboy]

Daniel Taylor on twitter:

Thiago should be a great signing for Liverpool - and another ‘what if’ moment for Man Utd.

Thiago was Alex Ferguson’s leaving ‘present’ for David Moyes in 2013. Years of scouting, everything agreed. Then Moyes called it off because he didn’t feel he knew enough about the player.

[Harry Dowd scored]

Daniel Taylor on twitter:

Thiago should be a great signing for Liverpool - and another ‘what if’ moment for Man Utd.

Thiago was Alex Ferguson’s leaving ‘present’ for David Moyes in 2013. Years of scouting, everything agreed. Then Moyes called it off because he didn’t feel he knew enough about the player.

They are all sucking each other’s dicks over this signing, sounds like the second cumming

[Harry Dowd scored]

Dipper goes to a prostitute

Prostitute says - do you want a blow Job

Dipper says. - Will it affect my dole money

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Daniel Taylor on twitter:

Thiago should be a great signing for Liverpool - and another ‘what if’ moment for Man Utd.

Thiago was Alex Ferguson’s leaving ‘present’ for David Moyes in 2013. Years of scouting, everything agreed. Then Moyes called it off because he didn’t feel he knew enough about the player.

Yes, but Harry nearly signed him before that.

[AG7]

At this rate our 6-1 at Old Trafford is in danger ... Spurs 5-1 up and still got a good 25 mins left.

[salford city]

At this rate our 6-1 at Old Trafford is in danger ... Spurs 5-1 up and still got a good 25 mins left.

Staying in the morning, Ole is staying in the morning

[Hutch's Shoulder]

The Sky App has just said 'Fascinating to ponder what the mood would be like in Old Trafford now of there were fans in attendance'. Well, they'd be on the way home wouldn't they?

[zuricity]

The Sky App has just said 'Fascinating to ponder what the mood would be like in Old Trafford now of there were fans in attendance'. Well, they'd be on the way home wouldn't they?

Indeed, could have asked that at half time , or at any service station on the M6 in the second half.

[zuricity]

At this rate our 6-1 at Old Trafford is in danger ... Spurs 5-1 up and still got a good 25 mins left.

well what do you expect from a lower to mid league team ?

And Hertha have just equalised against the German rags , away from home, 2-2.

[failsworthblue]

Not been on for a while but

[patrickblue]

At this rate our 6-1 at Old Trafford is in danger ... Spurs 5-1 up and still got a good 25 mins left.

Ours will always be no1, purely because it was against red nose.

[nottsblue]

SMS Message: As a Hull City season ticket holder I watched Maguire week in week out and every time I saw him I said no way is he a top defender and nothing has changed. If he's worth £85 mil I must be worth £20 mil with arthritis in both knees. from Paul, East Yorkshire
As a Hull City season ticket holder I watched Maguire week in week out and every time I saw him I said no way is he a top defender and nothing has changed. If he's worth £85 mil I must be worth £20 mil with arthritis in both knees.
Paul, East Yorkshire

On the BBC match feed. Made me chuckle

[JamieMCFC]

[Clowncrete]

Maguire fouling his own player in the box for spur's first goal.