The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[PrezIke]

"Net Six and Chill"

https://discussion.theguardian.com/comm ... /144260856

[johnny crossan]

Jadon Sancho and Ben Chilwell surprised Tammy Abraham for his 23rd birthday
About 20 people attended the party at the Chelsea forward's mansion in London

Baghead might be a bit short of numbers if the FA decide to notice this

[PeterParker]

Golden ball. Right there.

[Bluemoon4610]

Golden ball. Right there.

That's got to be made up shit - no one skins Van Dick! Ever!!!

[Beanieboy]

Golden ball. Right there.

That's got to be made up shit - no one skins Van Dick! Ever!!!

Still nobody had ever dribbeld past him though, and that’s what counts you know....

[PeterParker]

As much as he gets the heat at time, I want to give a big shout to Jordan Pickford.
A fantastic performance yesterday and a bit thanks on giving the world a thing to smile in these horrible times.

Here is to you, Jordan!

[salford city]

As much as he gets the heat at time, I want to give a big shout to Jordan Pickford.
A fantastic performance yesterday and a bit thanks on giving the world a thing to smile in these horrible times.

Here is to you, Jordan!

Dont rate this goon at all, he was fortunate again yesterday as He threw the Mane goal in again. Reading on the Beeb that VVD is fucked so expect an insurance claim from scouse and candle sales to rocket tomorrow

[london blue 2]

Golden ball. Right there.

That's got to be made up shit - no one skins Van Dick! Ever!!!

Minionmino done VVD so badly in the CL that the dippers had to buy the guy, turns out hew pretty average

[CTID Hants]

Liverpool Echo put up a page for fans to send messages of support to VVD, I wonder what
could possibly go wrong in candlepool



The Liverpool Echo's tweet was accompanied by a black-and-white image of Van Dijk, along with the caption of 'send a message to Virgil'.

The initial tweet and website have since been taken down after rival fans, unsurprisingly, ridiculed the post, which led to 'RIP Virgil' to trend on Twitter in the UK.

Fans have laughed at the publication's efforts to show support, leaving many to jokingly question if the defender had fatally suffered a much more serious injury.

[PrezIke]

[Mase]

People have pulled up stories where Carragher says it was a mistake brilliant

[Scatman]

Who are these four world class centre halves? I can only see one, and he is out for the season. Yes, whoever played alongside Dyke last season did well, but I think that says more about Dyke than it does about the others. I guess we will see between now and January just how good Gomez and AN Other are, without the Liverpool fans there to cheer them on.

[Bluemoon4610]

Who are these four world class centre halves? I can only see one, and he is out for the season. Yes, whoever played alongside Dyke last season did well, but I think that says more about Dyke than it does about the others. I guess we will see between now and January just how good Gomez and AN Other are, without the Liverpool fans there to cheer them on.

They weren't too good against Villa and that included Van Dick!

[Harry Dowd scored]

You have to wonder about the standard of education in England when they produce people who say things like this -:

50
Should Aguero be considered a Champions League great?
#bbcfootball or text 81111 (UK only)
SMS Message: Sergio Aguero is a wonderful goalscorer and definitely a Premier League great but not yet a Champions League great. Divock Origi, with two goals in a semi-final and one goal in a final, has a more valid claim to be a Champions League great. from Tony, The Wirral.

[Scatman]

You have to wonder about the standard of education in England when they produce people who say things like this -:

50
Should Aguero be considered a Champions League great?
#bbcfootball or text 81111 (UK only)
SMS Message: Sergio Aguero is a wonderful goalscorer and definitely a Premier League great but not yet a Champions League great. Divock Origi, with two goals in a semi-final and one goal in a final, has a more valid claim to be a Champions League great. from Tony, The Wirral.

two goals in a semi, one goal in a final, but how many very important penalties has he missed?

[nottsblue]

Man Utd net debt increases 133 per cent to £474.1m; total revenue drops 19 per cent to £509m; losses of £23.2m after £18.9m profit in 2019

Becomes very clear about the proposed changes to football

£474M in debt. Mention this to every rag whenever possible

[nottsblue]

You have to wonder about the standard of education in England when they produce people who say things like this -:

50
Should Aguero be considered a Champions League great?
#bbcfootball or text 81111 (UK only)
SMS Message: Sergio Aguero is a wonderful goalscorer and definitely a Premier League great but not yet a Champions League great. Divock Origi, with two goals in a semi-final and one goal in a final, has a more valid claim to be a Champions League great. from Tony, The Wirral.

Tony from the Wirral is most probably John Aldridge

A cunt that makes Pepe look like the sort of chap you'd enjoy a few beers with

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Man Utd net debt increases 133 per cent to £474.1m; total revenue drops 19 per cent to £509m; losses of £23.2m after £18.9m profit in 2019

Becomes very clear about the proposed changes to football

£474M in debt. Mention this to every rag whenever possible

It’s funny, but every single club will post a loss inbthis year’s accounts.

[nottsblue]

Man Utd net debt increases 133 per cent to £474.1m; total revenue drops 19 per cent to £509m; losses of £23.2m after £18.9m profit in 2019

Becomes very clear about the proposed changes to football

£474M in debt. Mention this to every rag whenever possible

It’s funny, but every single club will post a loss inbthis year’s accounts.

That’s as maybe, but not every club will be nearly half a billion in debt.

We won’t for a start

[zuricity]

This thread needs to be bumped back up to the first page !