The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[johnny crossan]

To my shame I did away with my missus.
I hired a contract killer called Arty who charged me just one pound. I told him my wife shopped at Tescos every Friday morning and wore a yellow coat and beret.
Unfortunately there were two women dressed as such on the fateful day so Arty panicked and strangled both of them.
The story made the national news headlines
"Arty chokes two for a £1 in Tescos"

[ruralblue]

Just as the final whistle blows..... sky news give us headline news on Glazer refusing to apologise for the behaviour on Sunday. Fergie this morning going to see PSG team. Fuck me they,are BITTER as fuck!

[zuricity]

Istanbul, Istanbul were not coming ....

[zuricity]

Just as the final whistle blows..... sky news give us headline news on Glazer refusing to apologise for the behaviour on Sunday. Fergie this morning going to see PSG team. Fuck me they,are BITTER as fuck!

why are you surprised by this ?

[sheblue]

I really hope Wenger liked that result.

[Dimples]

I really hope Wenger liked that result.

Arsenal thought they had the perfect business model.
Wenger transformed into an accountant. Finish top 4, get the CL money, invest enough to stay in the top 4, generate profit for stakeholders, no need to win anything.
But they were not threading water. They were being overtaken by clubs with footballing ambitions. Namely us and Chelsea. That pushed them out of the top 4 and the downward spiral gathered momentum. In fairness, accelerated when Wenger left.

Long way back for them now.

[Bluemoon4610]

I really hope Wenger liked that result.

Arsenal thought they had the perfect business model.
Wenger transformed into an accountant. Finish top 4, get the CL money, invest enough to stay in the top 4, generate profit for stakeholders, no need to win anything.
But they were not threading water. They were being overtaken by clubs with footballing ambitions. Namely us and Chelsea. That pushed them out of the top 4 and the downward spiral gathered momentum. In fairness, accelerated when Wenger left.

Long way back for them now.

A great summation of the American ownership model - milk the club for the cash. Let's hope the other 2 "big" yank owned clubs go the same way......

[Harry Dowd scored]

Penandes sound like Kermit the frog -:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvJWvAjTcok

[patrickblue]

Time to get this thread back to the top.
Last nights shitshow certainly got me laughing.
Glaziers in.
Keep Ole at the wheel.

[salford city]

Time to get this thread back to the top.
Last nights shitshow certainly got me laughing.
Glaziers in.
Keep Ole at the wheel.

All for this but as i put in the Europa thread, with fans back in stadiums next season, Ole won't get too much longer. A bad chumps league group draw and he is under the cosh.I was in my local before the game last night and he still has the armchair vote but that won't last while we sweep everything up

[Hazy2]

Time to get this thread back to the top.
Last nights shitshow certainly got me laughing.
Glaziers in.
Keep Ole at the wheel.

All for this but as i put in the Europa thread, with fans back in stadiums next season, Ole won't get too much longer. A bad chumps league group draw and he is under the cosh.I was in my local before the game last night and he still has the armchair vote but that won't last while we sweep everything up

Zidane conte available. Murder on the GDAŃSK floor.

[PeterParker]

Zidane is going to Juventus.

[salford city]

Time to get this thread back to the top.
Last nights shitshow certainly got me laughing.
Glaziers in.
Keep Ole at the wheel.

All for this but as i put in the Europa thread, with fans back in stadiums next season, Ole won't get too much longer. A bad chumps league group draw and he is under the cosh.I was in my local before the game last night and he still has the armchair vote but that won't last while we sweep everything up

Zidane conte available. Murder on the GDAŃSK floor.

Nice one i like it. Some of the boys in the boozer were showing clips of poles on the rampage before the game last night don't know if similar afterwards.
Doubt the red shite will be pro-active in their pursuit of a new manager, as long as Ole keeps the lid on the fans, he will be golden but be fun to see the reaction on sunday when we come back. Never knew Chelsea were so popular in Salford until last night

[ruralblue]

Awww bless. Two of the Autistic lads I support at work have not spoken to me all day at work. One of them is adamant it is MY fault that they lost and told me I shouldn't be working there anymore. I've had to really keep quiet around them today about it.

[john@staustell]

Awww bless. Two of the Autistic lads I support at work have not spoken to me all day at work. One of them is adamant it is MY fault that they lost and told me I shouldn't be working there anymore. I've had to really keep quiet around them today about it.

I work with a lot of mental health in students. Autistic types need it spelled out clearly without any irony or humour really.

YOU FUCKIN LOST!

[Mase]

Awww bless. Two of the Autistic lads I support at work have not spoken to me all day at work. One of them is adamant it is MY fault that they lost and told me I shouldn't be working there anymore. I've had to really keep quiet around them today about it.

Awh little Fernandes and little Rashford bless them. Nice to know they’re keeping busy outside football.

[nottsblue]

Awww bless. Two of the Autistic lads I support at work have not spoken to me all day at work. One of them is adamant it is MY fault that they lost and told me I shouldn't be working there anymore. I've had to really keep quiet around them today about it.

Awh little Fernandes and little Rashford bless them. Nice to know they’re keeping busy outside football.

[Dimples]

The Guardian. Rags eye moves for Sancho, Rice, Kane and Torres.
That must be approx £300M. Nothing about them ruining football though.

[johnny crossan]

Watch on youtube.com

[Dimples]

I hate to say it but Pep belongs here for his team selection tonight.
It was a joke.