Moyes-ometer

[Chinners]

Be careful
The Mighty Gollum has been nominated for Manager of the Month

Not January obviously

but for December which is equally incredible

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25670678

I posted that in the Bollox because I thought it was just that ...

sorry Chins, I do love your Bollox. Just missed this
and you're right

I wasn't mithering about you posting it up fella, I genuinely thought it was a spoof bit of bollox on Twitter ....

[Alex Sapphire]

adding to their stats:

knocked out of FA Cup in 3rd round for the first time since 2010
currently enjoying (I am) their worst run of form since 2001
lost three games in a week for the first time since 1992
in September they'd had their worst start since 1989
first defeat by West Bromwich Albion since 1978
three losses in january for the first time since 1974
first defeat at home by Newcastle since 1972
first time they've lost their first three matches of a calender year since 1932
first home loss to Swansea since 1932

Wot/since when next?

[johnny crossan]

[youtube]NWRy3oJrZMQ[/youtube]


in case it hasn't been posted already

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

adding to their stats:

knocked out of FA Cup in 3rd round for the first time since 2010
currently enjoying (I am) their worst run of form since 2001
lost three games in a week for the first time since 1992
in September they'd had their worst start since 1989
first defeat by West Bromwich Albion since 1978
three losses in january for the first time since 1974
first defeat at home by Newcastle since 1972
first time they've lost their first three matches of a calender year since 1932
first home loss to Swansea since 1932

Wot/since when next?

First consecutive losses at home to Swansea?

[nottsblue]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWRy3oJrZMQ">YouTube Link</a>

in case it hasn't been posted already

Very funny

[nottsblue]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWRy3oJrZMQ">YouTube Link</a>

in case it hasn't been posted already

Very funny

[nottsblue]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWRy3oJrZMQ">YouTube Link</a>

in case it hasn't been posted already

Very funny

[CuteMancs]

It's not all bad for DM....apparently he has been nominated for manager of the month !?!?!?!?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25670678

[patrickblue]

There's hell of an echo on here.

[CuteMancs]

There's hell of an echo on here.

Oh crap.....have I mentioned my diminished brain cells .. I will delete :)

[Bridge'srightfoot]

It's not all bad for DM....apparently he has been nominated for manager of the month !?!?!?!?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25670678

Tbf the recent 3 losses have all been in January. HAVING SAID THAT they still lost at home to Everton and Newcastle and there's no way he should get manager of the month. He got 4 wins against relegation threatened teams. He's managing the current champions ffs not Fulham.

That would have been seen as a poor month for Bacon face yet for Moyes it's manager of the month worthy!?

[Bleed_Blue]

United Fan on who will win the league : As for my team Man Utd I can honestly say we have more chance of David Moyes winning Miss World than winning the league

[john@staustell]

Rooney sent away for warm-weather training in USA by United

Hope he enjoys it!!!

[Chinners]

Just to add insult to injury ....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25685521

[Twobob]

Agent-M is doing too good a job chaps! I dear he may have been rumbled!

http://youtu.be/5HOFbKMmqfo

**warning has scenes of disgusting filth and stomach churning visions**

[bigblue]

Just to add insult to injury ....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25685521

and to add injury to insult:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... njury.html

Manchester United fear Robin van Persie could be on the sidelines for a further six weeks with a repeat of a thigh injury he suffered at Arsenal.
David Moyes desperately needs his principal striker back and, as problems mount, on Friday he confirmed that Wayne Rooney would also miss Saturday's clash against Swansea.
But the more serious concern for Moyes is Van Persie, the manager admitting that he ‘would not want to put a date’ on the 30-year-old’s return even after sending him to Holland to work with a fitness coach at PSV Eindhoven.

[Slim]

This is a fucking travesty, how the fuck did Pellers get Manager of the Month after all the fine work Moyes has done at the swamp.

This league is a fucking joke.

Also read that he's being charged by the FA for criticising refs, better hope he doesn't get a touchline ban, they might win a game with him not there to oversee it.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

This is a fucking travesty, how the fuck did Pellers get Manager of the Month after all the fine work Moyes has done at the swamp. This league is a fucking joke. Also read that he's being charged by the FA for criticising refs, better hope he doesn't get a touchline ban, they might win a game with him not there to oversee it.

It's neck and neck for who is making me happier

[john@staustell]

Oops watch out guys, looks like the problem is solved:

cityscrub (Manchester United): After some careful thinking and research i think i might of came upon a solution to Moyes problem. I thought Koke played the left spot in a 4-3-3 but he can and is playing on the left of a midfield 4 like Iniesta on the wing for Spain of old. Why not offload Young and Valencia to buy Koke and play a 4-4-2 with Koke Carrick Fellaini Janujaz keeping Rooney and RVP happy up front? Then he can look at the central midfield spot and see who he likes the look of. Cesc,Gundogan,Torres,Herrera could fill the scholes role. And interestingly Hummels of Dortmund seems to have a buyout clause of 29m. He would be perfect replacement for Rio and foil for Vidic who is losing his legs.Hummels has pace and ball control galore and is world class at only 25 years of age.My 4-4-2 for 2015 DeGea,Evra,Hummels,Vidic,Rafael,Koke,Carrick,Herrera,Janujaz,Rooney,RVP

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10/01/14 10:54pm

united-devils (Manchester United): really?

[Benjay]

Article in the Mail today about where its all gone wrong for United. It all bodes well in that the players were obviously so much up Fergies arse that they cannot contemplate life without him and so cannot be arsed putting a shift in. Add in that the squad is average anyway means we can look forward to them playing away to some side that we have never heard of in the Europa League
(If they're lucky).