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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:05 pm

bigblue wrote:Rumor that shreks not playing this weekend vs. Norwich. But apparently the reason can't be disclosed because of legal reasons. Further speculation that he showed up to training with alcohol in his system


that's rumour's a couple of weeks old....
no big deal imo
pretty sure we've all turned up for work 'the morning after' with alcohol in our blood
that's before we talk about players in years gone by
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Dec 19, 2015 9:03 am

I hear that Wiggy is having issues.Does anybody think he's using it as an excuse so not to taunt his income stream?
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby john@staustell » Sat Dec 19, 2015 2:08 pm

Mourinho is a great fit for this lot. Nasty, snarling, uncouth. Follows in a long tradition.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby john@staustell » Sat Dec 19, 2015 4:15 pm

Entertaining stuff today. 2-0 down so far at home to Norwich
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Dec 19, 2015 4:20 pm

I won't be laughing until the 104th minute when the ref finally blows cos the Rags couldn't manage to hit a barn door.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Douglas Higginbottom » Sat Dec 19, 2015 4:39 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:I won't be laughing until the 104th minute when the ref finally blows cos the Rags couldn't manage to hit a barn door.



Same here. If Rooney hasn't been fit enough why hasn't LVG come out and slaughtered him like he did with Luke Shaw?
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Hazy2 » Sat Dec 19, 2015 4:52 pm

If moanio goes there c'mon Pep you know it makes sense.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby zuricity » Sat Dec 19, 2015 5:44 pm

Shouldn't laugh really.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sat Dec 19, 2015 5:58 pm

Suddenly I don't miss Moysie as much.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby The Maine Man » Sat Dec 19, 2015 6:13 pm

Agent Van Gaal has carried on the excellent work started by agent Moyes. I fear he has been compromised and need to send in agent Rodgers.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Dec 19, 2015 6:18 pm

zuricity wrote:Shouldn't laugh really.

Yeah, you're right ;-(

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..,.................
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby sheblue » Sat Dec 19, 2015 6:26 pm

They better stop loosing. I am getting too many pains from all this fooking laughing.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Dec 19, 2015 6:33 pm

And once again, ha ha ha ha ha ..........

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Dec 19, 2015 6:34 pm

Ps. Was Wiggy back today, how did he do?
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Chopper » Sat Dec 19, 2015 6:57 pm

Love to watch those shit bags in free fall
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Sat Dec 19, 2015 9:22 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Ps. Was Wiggy back today, how did he do?

He ate 7 pies before the game, two at half-time and 11 as he left the pitch.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Fesan » Sat Dec 19, 2015 10:07 pm

Man I'll laugh at Mata if Mourinho goes to Utd... he must be having nightmares right about now.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby AG7 » Sat Dec 19, 2015 11:52 pm

Fesan wrote:Man I'll laugh at Mata if Mourinho goes to Utd... he must be having nightmares right about now.


This made me chuckle ... almost dropped my tea.

Ha ha ha ha ha ... long live this thread!
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby nottsblue » Sun Dec 20, 2015 12:48 am

AG7 wrote:
Fesan wrote:Man I'll laugh at Mata if Mourinho goes to Utd... he must be having nightmares right about now.


This made me chuckle ... almost dropped my tea.

Ha ha ha ha ha ... long live this thread!

Shrek is finished there as soon as Mourinho rocks up. As are a few others i'll wager.

The loss today was a big bonus and IF we get beat Monday it wont be quite as bad as usual.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun Dec 20, 2015 5:23 am

nottsblue wrote:
AG7 wrote:
Fesan wrote:Man I'll laugh at Mata if Mourinho goes to Utd... he must be having nightmares right about now.


This made me chuckle ... almost dropped my tea.

Ha ha ha ha ha ... long live this thread!

Shrek is finished there as soon as Mourinho rocks up. As are a few others i'll wager.

The loss today was a big bonus and IF we get beat Monday it wont be quite as bad as usual.


Anchoring your disappointment in us based upon their results is pretty ambitious.

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