Carlos Alberto Martínez (Tevez)

[Original Dub]

Fucking brilliant.

OD v IBH

Venue: Chester Road

Bring it fucking on!!

Which of you two has the shit haircut?

I'm not sure how to answer that, because if I say its him, then I'm the ugly cunt.

[shawzy]

PMSL

[Grob]

Ever since he first settled at West Ham ive been impressed with him. English football is perfect for him. Works hard, has top quality in his boots, plays for the team, sets the right example on the pitch.

I love him.

[DoomMerchant]

Fucking brilliant.

OD v IBH

Venue: Chester Road

Bring it fucking on!!

i thought you thought it was Chester Street, plastic cunt?

cheers

[bluej]

Love this pic, I swear Tevez seems about to land a punch on Terry there, lol.

terry looks like he's rubbing his cock against him

To be fair Tevez has got long hair so i think Terry's two braincells concluded that he must be fuckable.

[the_georgian_genius]

He has been superb since he moved into a more central role since xmas.

Yeah he was shite before moving that 6 ft to the right.

Nutcase.

Pre xmas he was playing on the right of a forward 3, he's now playing for central and is getting more goals because of it.

[ant london]

I have to say I am loving the fighter (in the good sense) streak we seem to have in the team now.

Tevez squaring up to Terry, just dusting himself off after being scythed down by Ballack and shoving it right up Chelsea's rent boy crew when he scored is the best example but we have some proper feisty competitors in the team.

I loved De Jong's running screaming up to the ref when Ballack got sent off and him shouting what looked like "go on, fuck off" at Ballack after he'd got the red card.

I love Bellamy

I love Vincent Kompany

I love Mad Zabba when he's on form

I loved Adebayor for his full length run against the arsenal

I love the togetherness that they all showed for Wayne Bridge throughout the whole affair.

I loved the chanting of "Easy Easy Easy Easy" from the travelling support when Bellamy put the fourth in....haha

I love City I do

EDIT: to echo someone else's comments, I also love the fact that Carlos is doing increasingly significant bits of his interviews in English. I like the way that the bits when he wants to address the fans for their support are always now in English. And it made me piss the way he said...."you talk...." to Bellamy when he wanted to hand over to the angry dragon to comment on JT. Class

[Original Dub]

Fucking brilliant.

OD v IBH

Venue: Chester Road

Bring it fucking on!!

i thought you thought it was Chester Street, plastic cunt?

cheers

I did, but then I was told it was Chester Road sherman :)

[ant london]

hahaha.....I used to dread interviews with the likes of Robinho, Elano and Petrov whilst on international duty but I'm starting to love Tevez's versions.

I was expecting maybe a moan about the club's actions whilst he was with his wife and baby....but no, instead we get these classic words.

Take that Terry....and you Ballack!

CARLOS TEVEZ last night launched an astonishing attack on John Terry and warned: "If you acted like this in Argentina you'd be dead."

Tev reckons if someone in his homeland had an affair with a team-mate's girlfriend, like Terry did with Wayne Bridge, they "would not survive".

Tevez, who hails from the notorious Fuerte Apache suburb of Buenos Aires, said: "It's complicated to say something about what Terry did to Bridge.

"I don't think you can do that with the wife of another player.

"It's wrong. In my opinion, Terry has no moral code for what he did to Bridge.

"In my neighbourhood if you do that, you lose your legs, or more - you don't survive."

The Manchester City ace clashed with Terry last weekend during his side's 4-2 win at Stamford Bridge as tempers started to boil over.

But he denied the spat was fuelled by the Bridge affair, saying: "I didn't fight with Terry because of that.

"I fought with him because he took me by the shirt and I didn't like it. I became furious with him because of that."

Tevez also blasted Chelsea's Michael Ballack and insisted that he could not stand the German midfielder.

He added: "I have always had problems with Ballack but, you know, it is just football, not personal issues between us.

"I don't know, maybe he doesn't like me, as I don't like him.

"On the field, I have never understood what he is saying to me but I am sure he didn't understand me either."

[Ted Hughes]

He has been superb since he moved into a more central role since xmas.

Yeah he was shite before moving that 6 ft to the right.

Nutcase.

Pre xmas he was playing on the right of a forward 3, he's now playing for central and is getting more goals because of it.

He scored 4 in 4 pre Christmas & 1 on Boxing day you fucking nutter! SWP played in all 3 games he scored in. Where was he playing?

[Wooders]

"Fuetre Apache" even sounds like its a rock hard neighbourhood !

[john@staustell]

"Fuetre Apache" even sounds like its a rock hard neighbourhood !

Fuerte Apache = Fort Apache mate.

Lifted straight from the John Wayne.

Probably not one of BA's more celubrious suburbs! Local boy made good.

[Wooders]

"Fuetre Apache" even sounds like its a rock hard neighbourhood !

Fuerte Apache = Fort Apache mate.

Lifted straight from the John Wayne.

Probably not one of BA's more celubrious suburbs! Local boy made good.

shit.. really? ;o)

[razor400]

Love this pic, I swear Tevez seems about to land a punch on Terry there, lol.

terry looks like he's rubbing his cock against him

It wouldn't suprise me, hes been rubbing his cock against everything else lately.

[DoomMerchant]

I have to say I am loving the fighter (in the good sense) streak we seem to have in the team now.

Tevez squaring up to Terry, just dusting himself off after being scythed down by Ballack and shoving it right up Chelsea's rent boy crew when he scored is the best example but we have some proper feisty competitors in the team.

I loved De Jong's running screaming up to the ref when Ballack got sent off and him shouting what looked like "go on, fuck off" at Ballack after he'd got the red card.

I love Bellamy

I love Vincent Kompany

I love Mad Zabba when he's on form

I loved Adebayor for his full length run against the arsenal

I love the togetherness that they all showed for Wayne Bridge throughout the whole affair.

I loved the chanting of "Easy Easy Easy Easy" from the travelling support when Bellamy put the fourth in....haha

I love City I do

EDIT: to echo someone else's comments, I also love the fact that Carlos is doing increasingly significant bits of his interviews in English. I like the way that the bits when he wants to address the fans for their support are always now in English. And it made me piss the way he said...."you talk...." to Bellamy when he wanted to hand over to the angry dragon to comment on JT. Class

i just hope we can harness that energy vs the Stokes and Hulls of the world in the future. We're up for the bright lights, big city....but if we can't do it in the countryside in front of 12K we're fucled.

cheers

[ashton287]

Tevez is the only player in the premiership who actually has any morals and an idea of family values, I'm glad we've got him as he is a great role model for my son Which isn't something I can say about any other player, guys a legend and will be replacing Ireland on the back of my home shirt next season