amusing chants /songs

[RodneyRodney]

Another favourite from the bad old days :
"We'll score again, don't know where , don't know when
But I know we'll score again one sunny day"

Would have gone down a TREAT at the swamp romp . . .

[Ted Hughes]

Anyone remember after it was reported in the press that Stan Bowles' wife had left him, the Kippax singing; " Stanley, Stanley where's your wife ? " & he turned round with his arms out & shrugged his shoulders ?

I was at that game .
We also sang

"She's here , she's there , she's every f* where ,
Stanley's Wife , Stanleys, wife . . . "

Hahaha, yeah I remember that as well now.

[Blue Since 76]

Shout out to the Norwich fans:

At the swamp singing "we've come for our scarves".

Last week singing "if you've beat Bayern Munich clap your hands"

Always liked the Herman Munster head song. Surprised its not started up again or are we waiting till he finally goes first?

[sandman]

"I know a girl who's name is violet...."

[steveo_88]

"I know a girl who's name is violet...."

na na nah na na...

[rosbif cuisson 'bleu']

tle fans away at Monaco in a European game and singing "In your Monaco slums" - class

pmsl ty goater, i still don't know how to do the quote thing....

[steve isle of man]

"YOu're only here for the Village" to Chelsea last season

[s1ty m]

'Fatty Ballboy, 'ello, 'ello', at WBA circa 1985. If you were there, you'll know. Nearly soiled myself laughing. City fans are the Kings of off-the-cuff songs, they have no known equal.

[Blue Since 76]

It could have been 10...

[The Man In Blue]

"You fat geordie bastards, you ate all our chips" from the other week was pretty good.

Was it 09-10 with the Fulham fan in the pink hoodie?

[Mase]

Singing Shaunie Wright Wright Wright! to that little ball boy.

[gillie]

I remember one game at Oxford and City fans singing to Alan Ball "Alan Ball's a wanker he wears a wankers cap and when he wears it back to front he looks a fucking twat".

[Surrey Sky Blue]

And all the runs that Kinky makes are winding and all the Goals that Kinky scores are blinding.

[BigJoeCorrigan]

Not a song or a chant but I well remember shivering my nuts off one dismal night on the uncovered away end at Plough Lane watching us grind out a turgid draw against Wimbledon some time in the mid 90s. After about 80 minutes of dross we mustered something which almost looked like an attack and Steve McMahon went up to try and win a header in their penalty area. The ball richocheted away off the back of his spamhead and went behind for a goal kick. There was disgruntled silence amongst the faithful - but after a brilliant comic pause one lone voice came out with :

"Bobbins, you Scouse shite"

We all pissed ourselves laughing. I still use that phrase today whenever someone of the bin-dipping persuasion makes a mistake...

[Goaters 103]

Here's a belter I've just been sent, hot off the press

Man U Number 5 (sung to the tune of Mambo Number 5)
"A Little bit of Chico's broken toes
A little bit of Fergie's whiskey nose
A little bit of Evra crying Race
A little bit of Giggsy ugly face
A little bit of Evans seeing Red
A little bit of Rooneys baldy head
A little bit of Nani takin a dive
you can see it all on channel 5"

And repeat

[gillie]

Here's a belter I've just been sent, hot off the press

Man U Number 5 (sung to the tune of Mambo Number 5)
"A Little bit of Chico's broken toes
A little bit of Fergie's whiskey nose
A little bit of Evra crying Race
A little bit of Giggsy ugly face
A little bit of Evans seeing Red
A little bit of Rooneys baldy head
A little bit of Nani takin a dive
you can see it all on channel 5"

And repeat

PMSL I have just been singing that i think it might just catch on.

[Goaters 103]

Here's a belter I've just been sent, hot off the press

Man U Number 5 (sung to the tune of Mambo Number 5)
"A Little bit of Chico's broken toes
A little bit of Fergie's whiskey nose
A little bit of Evra crying Race
A little bit of Giggsy ugly face
A little bit of Evans seeing Red
A little bit of Rooneys baldy head
A little bit of Nani takin a dive
you can see it all on channel 5"

And repeat

PMSL I have just been singing that i think it might just catch on.

Class isnt it. Funny thing is, it was a Utd fan who sent it to me - maybe some of them are developing a sense of humour.

[gillie]

Here's a belter I've just been sent, hot off the press

Man U Number 5 (sung to the tune of Mambo Number 5)
"A Little bit of Chico's broken toes
A little bit of Fergie's whiskey nose
A little bit of Evra crying Race
A little bit of Giggsy ugly face
A little bit of Evans seeing Red
A little bit of Rooneys baldy head
A little bit of Nani takin a dive
you can see it all on channel 5"

And repeat

PMSL I have just been singing that i think it might just catch on.

Class isnt it. Funny thing is, it was a Utd fan who sent it to me - maybe some of them are developing a sense of humour.

Nah its just reality biting them on the arse mate lol.

[Surrey Sky Blue]

Cant remember whether it was Chelsea or Fulham away but one of the Stewards was a girl who had an uncanny resemblance to Kiki Musampa. when she stood up she was met by a chant of

"Kiki Musampa, Kiki Musampa"

Dont think she had a clue what it was about but funny as f**k none the less.

[Surrey Sky Blue]

Here's a belter I've just been sent, hot off the press

Man U Number 5 (sung to the tune of Mambo Number 5)
"A Little bit of Chico's broken toes
A little bit of Fergie's whiskey nose
A little bit of Evra crying Race
A little bit of Giggsy ugly face
A little bit of Evans seeing Red
A little bit of Rooneys baldy head
A little bit of Nani takin a dive
you can see it all on channel 5"

And repeat

Thats class.