slightly interesting

[john68]

I was talking to a guy from Salford today and he never heard the term "hock a loogie" and after 5 minutes he finally figured out a loogie is a gob. And then a badger driving a taxi drove by....

...:-)

[Beefymcfc]

I was talking to a guy from Salford today and he never heard the term "hock a loogie" and after 5 minutes he finally figured out a loogie is a gob. And then a badger driving a taxi drove by....

...:-)

That'll be a twenty spot son!

[DoomMerchant]

What've you got against trees?

His nose. Can't you read?

[Dronny]

I was cleaning my shoes at the weekend and noticed that I'd stood on a drawing pin

[Nigels Tackle]

I was cleaning my shoes at the weekend and noticed that I'd stood on a drawing pin

that's a tacky joke

[Alioune DVToure]

Have you ever bought a yoghurt which was due to go off on your birthday?

I haven't, as far as I can remember.

[Paul68]

I once saw a badger in Marple...it was just walking down a street.

Badgers are impressive animals. If it was possible to domesticate them, I'd have one as a pet momentarily.

Especially honey badgers - hardest bastards in the animal kingdom - and that includes Carls cat !
google them... fucking mental

[Dameerto]

I was cleaning my shoes at the weekend and noticed that I'd stood on a drawing pin

that's a tacky joke

I don't get the point.

[Arjan Van Schotte]

Have you ever bought a yoghurt which was due to go off on your birthday?

I haven't, as far as I can remember.

Hahaha, class.

The gritters still haven't been down our street. The council honestly told me it was because my cobbles are too slippery.

[geepeetee]

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Crisps always have a sell by date on a Saturday

[Dameerto]

Speaking of food dates, there are three types of date used for food, "best before" and "display until" which are advisory, and "use by" which is an absolute and legally binding date.

[bigblue]

I had a cheese stuffed date wrapped in bacon the other day that wasn't half bad

[Cocacolajojo1]

I once saw a badger in Marple...it was just walking down a street.

Badgers are impressive animals. If it was possible to domesticate them, I'd have one as a pet momentarily.

Especially honey badgers - hardest bastards in the animal kingdom - and that includes Carls cat !
google them... fucking mental

They seem pretty awesome man, although I really have to emphasize that I'll wait until it's possible to domesticate them before I get one.

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To return the favour, I would like to introduce you to the up to 2 metre long race of Giant Otters (plus some people from the BBC).

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[mr_nool]

I had a cheese stuffed date wrapped in bacon the other day that wasn't half bad

Sounds kinky! I've used whipped cream on the missus a few times, but she would never let me wrap her in bacon.

[zuricity]

Sounds kinky! I've used whipped cream on the missus a few times, but she would never let me wrap her in bacon.

yeah , also that cheese stuffed option sounds very unhygenic

[mr_nool]

yeah , also that cheese stuffed option sounds very unhygenic

I just assumed that they'd had fondue for dinner.

[john68]

I had a cheese stuffed date wrapped in bacon the other day that wasn't half bad

But how bad was the other half?
Was it a sell by date, a use by date or a display til date?

[DoomMerchant]

But how bad was the other half?
Was it a sell by date, a use by date or a display til date?

That made me chuckle you gremlin.

[geepeetee]

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My mate in work is polish and supports Liverpool ..... I hate him with a passion

[Mase]

Just had another tattoo on my forearm.


Soz BiB.