Mourinho documentary

[Socrates]

I thought you had an economy to save? Dick weed. Or a sequel at least. Unless you're still sulking at Slim.

It's "dickweed." You are truly hopeless with your attempts to rile me.

I am writing a sequel btw. Its fun.

It's

[Socrates]

Due warning: If we ended up with Moyes I would throw a tantrum so big that there would be tsunami warnings in both the Pacific and Indian oceans, it would make the strop I threw when we got Hughes look like a fart in the bath...

That's alright. You'd be the one getting fucked by it. They might even make an Oscar-nominated film about your demise. Who would you want to play you, supposing Ewan McGregor had other engagements?

Safe from the tsunamis where I am but thanks for caring. For the film they can just recycle Richard Burton's hologram from WOTW.

pretty obvious that harold bishop would play him....

Even Slim admits that that was only 1 photo years ago when I was plumper...

[Nigels Tackle]

Due warning: If we ended up with Moyes I would throw a tantrum so big that there would be tsunami warnings in both the Pacific and Indian oceans, it would make the strop I threw when we got Hughes look like a fart in the bath...

That's alright. You'd be the one getting fucked by it. They might even make an Oscar-nominated film about your demise. Who would you want to play you, supposing Ewan McGregor had other engagements?

Safe from the tsunamis where I am but thanks for caring. For the film they can just recycle Richard Burton's hologram from WOTW.

pretty obvious that harold bishop would play him....

Even Slim admits that that was only 1 photo years ago when I was plumper...

alright then, jimmy saville would play you

[DoomMerchant]

It's

So glad yr back.

[Socrates]

It's

So glad yr back.

So glad you're still here...

[Cocacolajojo1]

It's

So glad yr back.

So glad you're still here...

so....

[DoomMerchant]

so....

So glad you're still so-so.

[Cocacolajojo1]

so....

So glad you're still so-so.

:)

[zuricity]

The dog went back to Portugal dufus. Hard to bite Londoners from there... and from what I understand it was a 'house dog'.

if i am not mistaken , qualified dogs have not needed quarantine in the UK for more than a decade.

My five year old dog meets all UK regulations and could travel with me without hassle.

Actually i would be more worried about my dog being bitten by some louts dog in mancy than by the foxes that regularly frequent our village where i live.

To own a dog outside the UK can be expensive, i pay almost 100 pounds per year just to have a dog. She has a microchip and is regularly controlled and must receive the correct injections.

And worth every penny for the enjoyment a dog brings.

Cat owners get off scott free, by the way and Cats cause most damage to the environment. They also can spread diseases.

I wonder how many dog owners in the UK would actually have a dog if they saw the kind of costs many europeans pay for the pleasure and priviledge of owning a dog.

[Im_Spartacus]

if i am not mistaken , qualified dogs have not needed quarantine in the UK for more than a decade.

My five year old dog meets all UK regulations and could travel with me without hassle.

Actually i would be more worried about my dog being bitten by some louts dog in mancy than by the foxes that regularly frequent our village where i live.

To own a dog outside the UK can be expensive, i pay almost 100 pounds per year just to have a dog. She has a microchip and is regularly controlled and must receive the correct injections.

And worth every penny for the enjoyment a dog brings.

Cat owners get off scott free, by the way and Cats cause most damage to the environment. They also can spread diseases.

I wonder how many dog owners in the UK would actually have a dog if they saw the kind of costs many europeans pay for the pleasure and priviledge of owning a dog.

I don't get your point about it being expensive, it costs similar for annual injections in the uk

[Beefymcfc]

Is this a football forum?




























PS. My dog's bigger than your dog.

[zuricity]

Is this a football forum?

PS. My dog's bigger than your dog.

most dogs are bigger than mine !

[Socrates]

so....

So glad you're still so-so.

Delirious that you are still a so and so.

[DoomMerchant]

Delirious that you are still a so and so.

Giddy that yr musical taste extends as far as ZoSo.

[Dameerto]

The dog went back to Portugal dufus. Hard to bite Londoners from there... and from what I understand it was a 'house dog'.

if i am not mistaken , qualified dogs have not needed quarantine in the UK for more than a decade.

My five year old dog meets all UK regulations and could travel with me without hassle.

Actually i would be more worried about my dog being bitten by some louts dog in mancy than by the foxes that regularly frequent our village where i live.

To own a dog outside the UK can be expensive, i pay almost 100 pounds per year just to have a dog. She has a microchip and is regularly controlled and must receive the correct injections.

And worth every penny for the enjoyment a dog brings.

Cat owners get off scott free, by the way and Cats cause most damage to the environment. They also can spread diseases.

I wonder how many dog owners in the UK would actually have a dog if they saw the kind of costs many europeans pay for the pleasure and priviledge of owning a dog.

The article I quote later in the thread implies the dog wasn't qualified and that the council went to quarantine it (accompanied by the police)

[Alioune DVToure]

Too many rubbish Yank insults in this thread. Let's get back to the proper job of trying to think of someone who looks like a slimmer Harold Bishop.

[zuricity]

The article I quote later in the thread implies the dog wasn't qualified and that the council went to quarantine it (accompanied by the police)

yes, but was it not a dog bread in the UK and therefore when leaving the uk needed to be innoculated ?, which would actually make sense. Since there is no need to innoculate for Rabies when the Uk doesn't have rabies at all

[Alex Sapphire]

The article I quote later in the thread implies the dog wasn't qualified and that the council went to quarantine it (accompanied by the police)

yes, but was it not a dog bread in the UK and therefore when leaving the uk needed to be innoculated ?, which would actually make sense. Since there is no need to innoculate for Rabies when the Uk doesn't have rabies at all

no...

"The City of London Corporation, responsible for enforcing legislation regarding the importation of animals for the Greater London area, said: "Following the issuing of an Article 13 notice by the City of London Corporation, we can confirm that the animal in question left the UK from Heathrow this afternoon in compliance with animal health laws.
...Article 13 of the Animal Health Act 1981 and Rabies (Importation of Dogs, Cats and Other Mammals) Order 1974 requires the animal to be surrendered to quarantine or re-exported to the country from which it travelled. "

and I think there must be plenty of room between Richard Burton and Harold Bishop for an honourable compromise.

[zuricity]

no...

"The City of London Corporation, responsible for enforcing legislation regarding the importation of animals for the Greater London area, said: "Following the issuing of an Article 13 notice by the City of London Corporation, we can confirm that the animal in question left the UK from Heathrow this afternoon in compliance with animal health laws.
...Article 13 of the Animal Health Act 1981 and Rabies (Importation of Dogs, Cats and Other Mammals) Order 1974 requires the animal to be surrendered to quarantine or re-exported to the country from which it travelled. "

and I think there must be plenty of room between Richard Burton and Harold Bishop for an honourable compromise.

you are probably correct. in an article on the web , it certainly explains about them taking it abroad, but also says it was bought in England from a reputable handler . origin for the dig is not given. Sauce : Telegraph

[Ted Hughes]

Delirious that you are still a so and so.

Giddy that yr musical taste extends as far as ZoSo.

Good to see you're on the same Page.