Mase wrote:Dunne's Half-Time Pint wrote:Schmeichel - rag
Charvet - shit
Thatcher - thug
Trabelsi - paper
Jobson - old
Garcia - slow
Brown - twat
Kanchelskis - rag
McMananan - lazy floppy haired pointy thief
Riera - crap
Beasley - headless chicken
Clough - inexplicable
Macken - expensive
Egil "Fucking" Ostenstad - fucking terrible performance in important away game at Ewood park that I attended
Kavelashvili - mates rates
Vuoso - £3.5million in 2003?!
Ched Evans - both rubbish and a rapist.
Why would you hate someone because they were expensive?? That doesn't make sense at all.
Why would you hate Vuoso when he didn't even make an appearance. Is that his fault?
Why would you hate someone because they're slow, when they replaced someone who was probably slower.

We spent £5m on him which we [strike]could[/strike] should have spent on someone else. He started 27 games in 3 seasons. He scored 7 fucking goals. For £5m. That's shite. Terrible signing, crap player, shit chin. Anelka probably didn't even know who the fuck he was.

How would it not be his fault? He turned up, £3.5m (for fuck's sake) - he'd once met Diego Forlan so the fee was understandable - fired up, raring to go, no doubt excited to meet Jon Macken, trained like a pro, engaged with the squad and the coaching staff, busted a bollock, and then didn't get a start... No chance. Shit, lazy, thief of a player.
£8.5m (loads in 2002 - absolutely loads) for that pair of wobblers.

or

de Jong was a leader, a rock, an enforcer, glue in the dressing room, trusted, reliable and a champion. The sort of player who makes others feel and play better just by being there. He knew how important he was, on and off the field, and he asked to be paid accordingly. The management dropped a bollock. Garcia is rhubarb of the highest order - a fucking traffic cone with a quiff.
All we are saying is give Doug a pass.