Mike Ashley insults Newcastlefans by appointing Joe Kinnear

[Ted Hughes]

It seems hes not the full shilling in the head, which although amusing, is prob a little sad, its going to end in tears one way or another.

I get the feeling (not having seen him and not knowing him) he's not well enough to be doing a job. I know he was always a bit 'off the wall' [highlight]but it sounds like he is living in a fantasy world[/highlight]. I can't see him lasting the whole season.

At least he's at the right club then.

I wonder if Carr ever thought he'd be reporting to Joe Kinnear, when he left the scouting job at City ?

[Twobob]

Heard it on talkshite this morning, the guy was either pissed up or senile!

Thank fuck its Newcastle and not us - where were you when you were shit?

[Elvistheblue]

Llambias has just resigned as director apparantley. Looney Toons.

[Evenmydoghatesunited]

Llambias has just resigned as director apparantley. Looney Toons.

Or Dave Lamzebus as Kinnear had it

[Evenmydoghatesunited]

Hahaha. Home to the mad men

[Bianchi on Ice]

Hahaha. Home to the mad men

JFK and "pards" met for lunch yesterday so crisis over. Well, I say met for lunch...they met..but..while "pards" wanted to go to cafe rouge for a croque monsieur and a cappy JFK werent fuckin eating none of that fuckin french fuckin shit and they dont fuckin do a fuckin batterred fuckin sausage. So theyll meet again today, round Bobby Goulds.

[Twobob]

May have a tenner on them being relegated this coming season, expect Pards is looking for the exit too now and Jokin was quoted last year as saying he saw the Director of football/sports director as his way back into management by taking over from a manager beneath him - he has form!

He'll also see them relegated too.

[Bianchi on Ice]

JFK meets "pards"

venue:harrys burger van, Luton

JFK:This is more fuckin like it pards, no fuckin french shit ere
pards:yeh Joe...anyway...it was a bit of a shock to..
JFK:We need a striker pards, fuck sake we were short of goals last year
pards: well there were reasons
JFK:listen im not hear to undermine you..hold on...i dont want fuckin mustard pal
harry:i said did you want mustard you said you..
JFK:No i fuckin didnt i didnt fuckin want fuckin mustard take it back i aint avin that
pards:...joe..there were reasons..
JFK:for what??...NO FUCKIN MUSTARD OK?
harry:(under breath) tosser
JFK:you what?...you takin the fuckin piss?
pards:joe..
JFK:listen you cunt just leave out the fuckin mustard ill ave you fuckin shut down
pards:....joe...can we talk about the contract youve signed with Mike..
JFK:Who?
pards:Mike
JFK:hes fuckin left, hes fuckin gone, water off a fuckin duck arse mate, gone
pards:Thats Llambias
JFK:who?
pards:Derek, Derek Llambias
JFK:Ive never spoke to him i spoke to dave lambada who fuckin fucked off last week. no fuckin backbone pards this club needs backbone, and a striker...who ya got apart from sissy..fuck all
pards:shola..sholas still here
JFK:hes fuckin old though ow olds his boy?
pards:sammy is his brother
JFK:whos his dad then?
pards:joe..
JFK:This fuckin burger is fuckin shit
pards:weve got 8 weeks to hit the ground running what are your thoughts..?
JFK:Oi!!!(motions to harry..points to burger)..what the fuck is this?
harry:listen mate i dont want any trouble ive just..
JFK:I aint fuckin payin for this fuckin shit..ok?..its fuckin shit..
pards:..joe we've..
harry:tell you what mate..you fuck off..im closing
JFK:I want my 3 quid back you cunt
pards:dont worry about it joe
JFK:Fuck off!!..i want my money..this is a fuckin important meeting here its a joke
harry:your the joke mate
pards: can we leave?
JFK:listen when you were a snot nosed little cunt i was playin fot fuckin spurs
harry:ooh impressed
JFK:400 FUCKIN GAMES
harry:not what ive heard
pards:im going joe ill see you next week
JFK:I fuckin signed fuckin john hartson for free..i want my money back on this fuckin burger!!
harry (closing shutter)..im closing...
JFK:ILL PROVE YOU ALL WRONG...ILL SHOW YOU CUUUNTS
pards:hello..hello...is that Mike..?...hi Mike...yeh...yeh..good first meeting...joes.er...keen as mustard...

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Heard it on talkshite this morning, the guy was either pissed up or senile!

Thank fuck its Newcastle and not us - where were you when you were shit?

Newcastle have morphed into the old City.

[spiny]

You know what? I'm saying I've been gobsmacked by the appointment of Joe Kinnear, but thinking about it; even in these hours of incomprehensible stupidy from Ashley, he has STILL not eclipsed the work of the great man, the legend, who was Peter Swales.

The bloke employed a fucking reporter from the Sunday People as our director of football.

We still hold the record.

Sad but true.

[spiny]

Heard it on talkshite this morning, the guy was either pissed up or senile!

Thank fuck its Newcastle and not us - where were you when you were shit?

Sounded like he had been on the sauce. Bit like the Crerand rant earlier this year.

Replacing Keys and Gray with Kinnear and Crerand would either be great entertainment, incomprehensible ramblings and rants or quickly taken off the air for legal reasons!