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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Beanieboy » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:34 pm

phips wrote:
Beanieboy wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:the joke itself is not the issue. the issue is that he allegedly used the punchline "feed the monkey" to encourage his players to get the ball to townsend.


But calling Bale monkey-boy is fine of course

when was that ever fine?


Since the day he popped his monkeyface out of his mums chimp cunt.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Burt » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:37 pm

Beanieboy wrote:
phips wrote:
Beanieboy wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:the joke itself is not the issue. the issue is that he allegedly used the punchline "feed the monkey" to encourage his players to get the ball to townsend.


But calling Bale monkey-boy is fine of course

when was that ever fine?


Since the day he popped his monkeyface out of his mums chimp cunt.


Quality mate. Humour at its best. Love it:o)
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:57 pm

Beanieboy wrote:
phips wrote:
Beanieboy wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:the joke itself is not the issue. the issue is that he allegedly used the punchline "feed the monkey" to encourage his players to get the ball to townsend.


But calling Bale monkey-boy is fine of course

when was that ever fine?


Since the day he popped his monkeyface out of his mums chimp cunt.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... monkeyface
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Sideshow Bob » Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:23 pm

Beanieboy wrote:
phips wrote:
Beanieboy wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:the joke itself is not the issue. the issue is that he allegedly used the punchline "feed the monkey" to encourage his players to get the ball to townsend.


But calling Bale monkey-boy is fine of course

when was that ever fine?


Since the day he popped his monkeyface out of his mums chimp cunt.


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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Breks » Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:35 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:I note that Race for Sport, and Black Lawayers Societ,. chief has written to the FA demanding that this be investigated with policies being delivered for their scrutiny. They are also demanding the FA set up a black managers/coaches association to ensure fairness in sport as well as damning Townsend et al for brushing it off as a non-entity.


But if it was suggested to set up a white managers association they would say that was racist. Their total cunts and hypocrites.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby s1ty m » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:21 pm

Ted Hughes wrote: Perhaps you are right but in general the whole pc thing is getting out of hand & people are losing the plot with it. And that's coming from someone who feels strongly about it & generally fights that corner when I believe it's justified.


It's been getting out if hand for years, Ted.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Twobob » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:22 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:I note that Race for Sport, and Black Lawayers Societ,. chief has written to the FA demanding that this be investigated with policies being delivered for their scrutiny. They are also demanding the FA set up a black managers/coaches association to ensure fairness in sport as well as damning Townsend et al for brushing it off as a non-entity.


Also Kick it Out tried to cause a storm but eventually accepted it was nothing, these two youve mentioned are self-promoting themselves again like they did with the Camel-gob (can I refer to him as a camel now?) and Jason roberts farce - getting themselves in the press again. In the end they're causing more harm to the anti-racism campaigns and are only in it for themselves and fuck all to do with anti-racism.

Even when Journo's and press are saying there's fuck all in it they're still trying to chase that bone.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Blue Since 76 » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:47 pm

Goaters 103 wrote: Spot on Ted. The Peter Herbert's of this world, and the other groups of professionally offended people take the PC thing off onto different levels.


It's almost as if they have something to gain from blowing a non-story up...

The only thing that needs to be investigated is why a player went to the papers rather than making a formal complaint. I can't believe it was for financial gain, as he'd be lucky to get an extra day's wage. So does that mean whichever player was, mistakenly, offended doesn't believe the FA would have taken a complaint seriously or dealt with it properly? That's a damning indictment on the FA, if true.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:06 pm

I've not really took much notice with this as it's such a non-event but who was it who actually went to the papers, was in Townsend?
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:16 pm

Beanieboy wrote:
phips wrote:
Beanieboy wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:the joke itself is not the issue. the issue is that he allegedly used the punchline "feed the monkey" to encourage his players to get the ball to townsend.


But calling Bale monkey-boy is fine of course

when was that ever fine?


Since the day he popped his monkeyface out of his mums chimp cunt.


Piss funny.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Dameerto » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:46 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:I've not really took much notice with this as it's such a non-event but who was it who actually went to the papers, was in Townsend?


Nope, he has been on twitter saying (what any rational human being would say) that it is a complete non-story.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby craigmcfc » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:48 pm

Dameerto wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:I've not really took much notice with this as it's such a non-event but who was it who actually went to the papers, was in Townsend?


Nope, he has been on twitter saying (what any rational human being would say) that it is a complete non-story.


Exactly. I'd like to think that this would bring an end to the matter, but not in this country in this day and age.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Dronny » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:58 pm

Decided there might be more traction for this in this thread, very self indulgent :-(

Poor old Roy Hodgson's been accused again. This time for declaring we need a world class wight winger
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Evenmydoghatesunited » Fri Oct 18, 2013 5:27 pm

Is hating united scummarism? I am utterly fed up with this non crime. Prejudice is everywhere and nowhere. Ooh I didn't get the job. Is it because (in my case) I'm 6 foot one hung like a donkey and prettier than fucking narcissus. Ohhhhh I feel so abused.

Right. Let's get this sorted. If you're black white green or ecru (apparently that's a shade of taupe) I don't give a crap. Gay short fat thin black white left wing right wing or welsh if you love City you'll do. The rest can kiss my greying furry ring piece.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby nottsblue » Fri Oct 18, 2013 5:33 pm

Woy Hodgsons gone too far this time. Hes a disgrace

He said the key to success in Brazil will be Welbeck & we must give him more of the ball
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:11 pm

craigmcfc wrote:
Dameerto wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:I've not really took much notice with this as it's such a non-event but who was it who actually went to the papers, was in Townsend?


Nope, he has been on twitter saying (what any rational human being would say) that it is a complete non-story.


Exactly. I'd like to think that this would bring an end to the matter, but not in this country in this day and age.

Full of racist hiding behind the PC brigade. I'd like to know who the fuck would bring this up, from the dressing room. My bets are on a Rag or someone who was promised a starting spot under Twitcher.

Hodgson has done well, especially as many say we are shit. He looks the most unracist person I have seen so why try to paint this picture.

Fucking media shite, always a story eh. Luckily, many have relaised what this is all about, just another media hyped bullshit story.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Blue Since 76 » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:17 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:. I'd like to know who the fuck would bring this up, from the dressing room. My bets are on a Rag or someone who was promised a starting spot under Twitcher.


Since it wasn't Townsend, my money's on Wellbeck or Sturridge. Not sure what it is, but there's something different about them two.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby london blue 2 » Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:34 pm

Blue Since 76 wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:. I'd like to know who the fuck would bring this up, from the dressing room. My bets are on a Rag or someone who was promised a starting spot under Twitcher.


Since it wasn't Townsend, my money's on Wellbeck or Sturridge. Not sure what it is, but there's something different about them two.

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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Blue Since 76 » Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:05 pm

It was mentioned on the radio this morning that Hodgson may have only given out the punch line and not told the full story. Saying 'Feed the monkey' out of context whilst pointing at Townsend puts a slight different slant on things.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Dameerto » Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:46 pm

Blue Since 76 wrote:It was mentioned on the radio this morning that Hodgson may have only given out the punch line and not told the full story. Saying 'Feed the monkey' out of context whilst pointing at Townsend puts a slight different slant on things.


Do you honestly think he would have used a phrase like that out of context? Or do you think a modern day footballer who heard it was too dim to realise the context it was used in? I know which scenario I think is most likely.
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