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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Mase » Wed Dec 23, 2015 5:11 pm

Tokyo Blue wrote:
Green & Blue wrote:Butt heads had a meltdown and just walked out of his press conference, the pressure is getting to him lol

I don't blame him. The vast majority of people reporting on football in the media are complete cunts.


To be fair to him he seemed fairly calm and just got himself off. The press are bellends, I would have glassed most of them with the wine bottles.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Dameerto » Wed Dec 23, 2015 5:54 pm

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Green & Blue wrote:Butt heads had a meltdown and just walked out of his press conference, the pressure is getting to him lol

I don't blame him. The vast majority of people reporting on football in the media are complete cunts.

I was about to post the same thing - if I was in the same situation I'd have done it too, but with a lot of expletives. They think they have the right to be twats to him and that he has to sit there and take it in a press conference too.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Alioune DVToure » Wed Dec 23, 2015 6:12 pm

The fact that he has conducted himself in a dignified manner will probably see him get the push soon. Stretford won't rest until they've employed as big a bell-end as Ferguson. Enter Mourinho.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby sheblue » Wed Dec 23, 2015 6:23 pm

well done to him. Love to see less ball licking and sucking up to those reporter wankers. Good man butt head.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby london blue 2 » Wed Dec 23, 2015 6:26 pm

The difference in class between van girl and pellers is there for all to see. Speculation about pellers future has been going on for ages now.

Shame thier tactical knowledge isn't that different lol
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby failsworthblue » Sat Dec 26, 2015 9:28 pm

A bit late but
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F***king Scum.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sat Dec 26, 2015 9:49 pm

hiddink to deliver the knock out blow?
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby sheblue » Sat Dec 26, 2015 10:09 pm

Butt head says it will be his decision, lolololol stay butt head please stay.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Blue Since 76 » Sat Dec 26, 2015 11:28 pm

Heard Geoff 'Woman Beater' Boycott on the radio this morning. Didn't realise he was a Scum fan, but it figures. Anyway he was complaining that they were boring and need to entertain more. When Boycott says you're dull, you're really dull.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Sun Dec 27, 2015 12:06 am

Since the title was arsenals to lose 3 days ago, did they have a good crack at doing so or what?
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby AG7 » Sun Dec 27, 2015 12:59 am

Pretty Boy Lee wrote:Since the title was arsenals to lose 3 days ago, did they have a good crack at doing so or what?


Oh, but I thought last Monday they'd already won the title, the third FA cup in a row, the champions league and even the Euros ...
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby john@staustell » Sun Dec 27, 2015 7:40 am

Blue Since 76 wrote:Heard Geoff 'Woman Beater' Boycott on the radio this morning. Didn't realise he was a Scum fan, but it figures. Anyway he was complaining that they were boring and need to entertain more. When Boycott says you're dull, you're really dull.



Haha the irony.

Bit worried agent Van Ghoul may be fired this week.

Have to find another one.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:49 am

How many years was it between Busby stepping down and the scum getting relegated?...weve had Moyes(wilf mcguinness)..van ghastly(O'Farrell)..what we need now is a cocky twat who cant keep in in his pants...name escapes me, sounds like riggs
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby dave watson's perm » Mon Dec 28, 2015 12:40 pm

Bianchi on Ice wrote:How many years was it between Busby stepping down and the scum getting relegated?...weve had Moyes(wilf mcguinness)..van ghastly(O'Farrell)..what we need now is a cocky twat who cant keep in in his pants...name escapes me, sounds like riggs


Think Busby "went upstairs" after the 68/9 season and they were relegated after 73/4 season?

The parallels do seem to be very similar if you substitute whiskey nose for Busby.

Whilst it goes against the grain not to want to see the scum lose every match I kind of hope they don't against Chelsea as I don't want to see Maureen there anytime soon.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby nottsblue » Mon Dec 28, 2015 12:52 pm

dave watson's perm wrote:
Bianchi on Ice wrote:How many years was it between Busby stepping down and the scum getting relegated?...weve had Moyes(wilf mcguinness)..van ghastly(O'Farrell)..what we need now is a cocky twat who cant keep in in his pants...name escapes me, sounds like riggs


Think Busby "went upstairs" after the 68/9 season and they were relegated after 73/4 season?

The parallels do seem to be very similar if you substitute whiskey nose for Busby.

Whilst it goes against the grain not to want to see the scum lose every match I kind of hope they don't against Chelsea as I don't want to see Maureen there anytime soon.

I don't think the Glazers will sack LVG mid season, it would cost them too much money. As we know, they don't really give a shit about the football as long as the money comes in. He will bore them to fourth spot with a little help rom the officials. That will be enough for the Glazers.

If they did sack him and appointed Mourinho then great, it's them out of the running for Pep. Mourinho couldn't do anything with that squad for at least 18 months anyway, by which time we've added another couple of pots to the growing collection on the sideboard. Always hope the rags lose every time, exept when they play the dippers. Then you can toss a coin
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Slim » Mon Dec 28, 2015 12:53 pm

john@staustell wrote:
Blue Since 76 wrote:Heard Geoff 'Woman Beater' Boycott on the radio this morning. Didn't realise he was a Scum fan, but it figures. Anyway he was complaining that they were boring and need to entertain more. When Boycott says you're dull, you're really dull.



Haha the irony.

Bit worried agent Van Ghoul may be fired this week.

Have to find another one.


Love it.

If The Eel is fired this week, they'll get the beady eyed cunt to take over and hopefully do a Shearer.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Mase » Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:14 pm

Slim wrote:
john@staustell wrote:
Blue Since 76 wrote:Heard Geoff 'Woman Beater' Boycott on the radio this morning. Didn't realise he was a Scum fan, but it figures. Anyway he was complaining that they were boring and need to entertain more. When Boycott says you're dull, you're really dull.



Haha the irony.

Bit worried agent Van Ghoul may be fired this week.

Have to find another one.


Love it.

If The Eel is fired this week, they'll get the beady eyed cunt to take over and hopefully do a Shearer.


That would be the dream!
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby City64 » Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:45 pm

Anyone with a twitter account get on it now it is truly hilarious !!! must see images galore blues tweeting stuff . Mourinho Man Utd scarves on open sale outside the swamp , rags openly talking to media outlets wanting there own team to lose today , LVG OUT MOURINHO IN banners everywhere .......... what a mess , they are a fucking joke !!!! LMFBO

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Dameerto » Mon Dec 28, 2015 4:48 pm

I'm not a fan of LVG in any way, and he is in charge of the enemy, but I do feel sorry for him - he looked broken after their last game.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

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