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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nickyboy » Thu Aug 11, 2022 8:54 pm

Mase wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
stupot wrote:
PaulieIrish wrote:https://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/premier-league/man-united-need-to-get-over-the-fact-that-alex-ferguson-has-gone-it-is-never-going-to-be-the-same-41901354.html

If you read that article Hernandez says the only reason Baconface was so successful was that 7 out of 10 of his signings worked out well.
Pep's signed 24 that I can remember- if we take the flops as Mendy, Bravo, Angelino, Nolito, Steffan and Danilo and that's probably harsh on Danilo and Nolito it leaves 18 players - Ake, Torres, Cancelo, Jesus, Zinch, Sane, Rodri, Mahrez, Laporte, Stones, Silva, Walker, Gundo, Dias, Ederson plus this seasons 3 so if Haaland, Alvarez and Phillips work out and I'm pretty sure they will he's got a 75% success rate so even better than Fergie.

No way 7/10 of Baconfaces signings were successful

I doubt it’s half and probably 4/10


I’ve always said he was lucky that he got Giggs, Beckham, Scholes and the Neville’s all come through at the same time. When has that happened in recent years for a club as big as United?


The amazing Barca side maybe?

Hopefully City will be next
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sat Aug 13, 2022 6:29 am

Surely the Rags are 14th and not 13th in the league as it stands right now. Points tally, goal diff the same as Everton. E comes before M in the Alphabet. I mean , Arsenal were top of the league over the summer . The Beeb and Daily Fail are fawning over Rags. Come on Brentford , do us all a favour.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sat Aug 13, 2022 6:41 am

zuricity wrote:Surely the Rags are 14th and not 13th in the league as it stands right now. Points tally, goal diff the same as Everton. E comes before M in the Alphabet. I mean , Arsenal were top of the league over the summer . The Beeb and Daily Fail are fawning over Rags. Come on Brentford , do us all a favour.

After GD it goes on GS
Rags lost 2-1 while Everton lost 1-0
Same GD -1, but rags gave more goals scored
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Sat Aug 13, 2022 7:17 am

Placing my bets for this season... :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Sat Aug 13, 2022 10:15 am

Eric Ten Weeks :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Sat Aug 13, 2022 10:59 am

A season where media outlets have serious debate on: '...will MU make 5th or 6th....could they sneak 4th....'
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the best bit, Sir :oops: Alex still alive to sit in the stands and watch these pathetic performances confirming the debates :lol:
Every trip to OT for that old cnut must be like penance at this point - what comes around, goes around.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Sat Aug 13, 2022 4:57 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Sat Aug 13, 2022 4:59 pm

Should have brought in Ted Lasso instead of Ten Hag.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Sat Aug 13, 2022 5:03 pm

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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Sat Aug 13, 2022 5:15 pm

Ten Nil hahaha I’ve just got off the train at Heaton Chapel to a message from Sister in Law we might be early as he’s sacked the footy.hehehehe, turned out nice might be the opening"?……..
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Wooders » Sat Aug 13, 2022 5:20 pm

Holy shit, they’re going down on this form
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sat Aug 13, 2022 5:21 pm

Wooders wrote:Holy shit, they’re going down on this form


City go top Rags go bottom , what more can anyone want ?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Sat Aug 13, 2022 5:22 pm

zuricity wrote:
Wooders wrote:Holy shit, they’re going down on this form


City go top Rags go bottom , what more can anyone want ?


I am greedy, I want:
City win PL
Rags get relegated
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sat Aug 13, 2022 5:24 pm

Dimples wrote:
zuricity wrote:
Wooders wrote:Holy shit, they’re going down on this form


City go top Rags go bottom , what more can anyone want ?


I am greedy, I want:
City win PL
Rags get relegated



that 100 quid bet earlier on is looking good!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Sat Aug 13, 2022 5:25 pm

zuricity wrote:
Dimples wrote:
zuricity wrote:
Wooders wrote:Holy shit, they’re going down on this form


City go top Rags go bottom , what more can anyone want ?


I am greedy, I want:
City win PL
Rags get relegated


:D



that 100 quid bet earlier on is looking good!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sat Aug 13, 2022 5:30 pm

Sancho has scored fewer PL goals (3) than he has played for different managers (4: Ole, Carrick, Ralph, ten Hag).

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Sat Aug 13, 2022 5:32 pm

nottsblue wrote:Sancho has scored fewer PL goals (3) than he has played for different managers (4: Ole, Carrick, Ralph, ten Hag).

Proper gold


Terrible player good business by us
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sat Aug 13, 2022 5:36 pm

Rio Ferdinand realises he’s from London doesn’t he? Who does he mean by “us”
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Sat Aug 13, 2022 5:38 pm

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