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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Original Dub » Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:48 pm

Just saw a stat on ssn...

The rags have the fewest shots on target at home in the entire football league.

Well holy fuck. Enjoy that all over social media. PMSL
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:18 pm

Original Dub wrote:Just saw a stat on ssn...

The rags have the fewest shots on target at home in the entire football league.

Well holy fuck. Enjoy that all over social media. PMSL


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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby feedthegreek » Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:51 pm

Collymore biking up Maureen for th swamp , sack lvg tomorrow get José in, he then asks goldstein what he thinks to which he replies the only reason maureen isn't there already is cos they must think the Glazers they are in with a shout of getting pep. He said before scum deserve maureen he gets people to like him, never heard such rubbish..
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby feedthegreek » Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:51 pm

Collymore biking up Maureen for th swamp , sack lvg tomorrow get José in, he then asks goldstein what he thinks to which he replies the only reason maureen isn't there already is cos they must think the Glazers they are in with a shout of getting pep. He said before scum deserve maureen he gets people to like him, never heard such rubbish..
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby london blue 2 » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:12 pm

Collymore is a knob. Can't listen to that cunt go on like his opinion is valued. He's a wind up merchant, and a shit one at that.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby nottsblue » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:18 pm

Bianchi on Ice wrote:
Original Dub wrote:Just saw a stat on ssn...

The rags have the fewest shots on target at home in the entire football league.

Well holy fuck. Enjoy that all over social media. PMSL


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Brilliant stat. Also apparently only eight times in all their history have they averaged less goals per game than this season. Eight times in over 125 years. Even Dave Sexton was entertaining compared to the dross LVG dishes up. Long may it continue
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:24 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby dave watson's perm » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:09 am

Some papers reporting that Ed Woodentop talked Van Ghoul out of resigning at the weekend

Well done Agent Ed, if true.................
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby bigblue » Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:12 pm

This is pretty fucking funny, like something out of An Idiot Abroad.

Blows my mind that someone would hire neville1 AND neville2 to lead a team in Spain!

Watch on youtube.com
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby patrickblue » Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:05 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:Image


I posted that in the general funnies last week.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Mase » Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:44 pm

bigblue wrote:This is pretty fucking funny, like something out of An Idiot Abroad.

Blows my mind that someone would hire neville1 AND neville2 to lead a team in Spain!

Watch on youtube.com


Whys he always wanting to touch players faces? It's weird that!
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby john@staustell » Tue Jan 26, 2016 6:20 pm

Mase wrote:
bigblue wrote:This is pretty fucking funny, like something out of An Idiot Abroad.

Blows my mind that someone would hire neville1 AND neville2 to lead a team in Spain!

Watch on youtube.com


Whys he always wanting to touch players faces? It's weird that!


Bit like Keegan always having to mess up the other manager's hair instead of shaking hands.

Most odd
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Jan 26, 2016 7:00 pm

john@staustell wrote:
Mase wrote:
bigblue wrote:This is pretty fucking funny, like something out of An Idiot Abroad.

Blows my mind that someone would hire neville1 AND neville2 to lead a team in Spain!

Watch on youtube.com


Whys he always wanting to touch players faces? It's weird that!


Bit like Keegan always having to mess up the other manager's hair instead of shaking hands.

Most odd


It's fucking alpha dog bullying bollox.

The next time a man touches my face will be the first I'm pretty sure.

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:09 pm

And if he ruffles up your hair?
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby PeterParker » Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:13 pm

Neville is the real life Mike Bassett.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:06 pm

dave watson's perm wrote:Some papers reporting that Ed Woodentop talked Van Ghoul out of resigning at the weekend

Well done Agent Ed, if true.................


Ed's an absolutely top notch bloke, the Kim Philby of football.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Original Dub » Wed Jan 27, 2016 12:23 am

Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:And if he ruffles up your hair?


Fucking quality.

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Wed Jan 27, 2016 8:45 am

bigblue wrote:This is pretty fucking funny, like something out of An Idiot Abroad.

Blows my mind that someone would hire neville1 AND neville2 to lead a team in Spain!

Watch on youtube.com


Putting my intense dislike for all things scummy aside, I cannot see the logic in appointing someone with no managerial experience, from a different country, with little grasp of the language, to run a team the size and with the prestige of Valencia. If I was running that club, id think the no.1 bad idea would be to hire these two...or any two combinations of englishmen tbh. So what if Neville is the owners mate, it makes the club look stupid. Its Spain ffs we cant teach them anything about football.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby mr_nool » Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:30 am

Chuckle 1 looks like Moriarty from Sherlock in that video.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby bigblue » Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:14 pm

mr_nool wrote:Chuckle 1 looks like Moriarty from Sherlock in that video.


As strange as the older brother looks, neville2 looks photo shopped into the video to be believable. phil neville coaching Valencia?!

Can't imagine he gets a drop of respect from anyone on that team. Like if Alan Hutton were to coach Napoli.
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