The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[salford city]

At the risk of looking like a twat tomorrow, got to have a laugh at the rags expense. Carrick was bizarrely quite happy with some aspects of the defeat, which bodes well for further merriment down the line

And all the pundits saying Spurs are back and are CL contenders,

Will stay away from crowing until I see what we serve up tomoz. Been pleasant sofar though.

You can crow now.

Pat, I was sorely tempted at around 1430 on Saturday to start with utd are back. Fortunately for the majority of the watch it on the telly brigade who make up their support in my local, we are still in Galicia. I will be giving it out in the flesh when we get back next week. I can only hope that the tractor boys follow Hull's lead

[nottsblue]

https://youtube.com/shorts/nl-09oFUd80? ... GDA5whgIBQ

Maguire wrestles his own team mate

[salford city]

Celtic 4 nil up on aggregate on the night, LASK score five and miss a pengy to go through 5-4. Fair play to them.

[bigblue]

After watching their performance vs 10 men under Carrick, top academy star says fuck this I'm out

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... s-to-leave

[nottsblue]

After watching their performance vs 10 men under Carrick, top academy star says fuck this I'm out

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... s-to-leave

Imagine the boiled piss if we get him

[Swales4ever]

After watching their performance vs 10 men under Carrick, top academy star says fuck this I'm out

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... s-to-leave

Almost spat my tea with this.

Always said this thread is pure genius

[Harry Dowd scored]

After watching their performance vs 10 men under Carrick, top academy star says fuck this I'm out

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... s-to-leave

Imagine the boiled piss if we get him

Hey Notts, it would be justification to get the boy signed for that reason alone

[salford city]

After watching their performance vs 10 men under Carrick, top academy star says fuck this I'm out

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... s-to-leave

Imagine the boiled piss if we get him

Hey Notts, it would be justification to get the boy signed for that reason alone

Had a feeling I'd see this iin here once the gremlins had been sorted and we could access the site again. I think this would cause so much shit for the red shite if we took this kid on.
Doesn't look like the father is helping here to me, whether he's had broken promises on being able to break the age record by coming on in the chumos keague last week etc but there is a fine line look at Sancho thought he was the dogs but now without a club. Be piss funny if he did come to us though.

[john@staustell]

After watching their performance vs 10 men under Carrick, top academy star says fuck this I'm out

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... s-to-leave

Imagine the boiled piss if we get him

Hey Notts, it would be justification to get the boy signed for that reason alone

Had a feeling I'd see this iin here once the gremlins had been sorted and we could access the site again. I think this would cause so much shit for the red shite if we took this kid on.
Doesn't look like the father is helping here to me, whether he's had broken promises on being able to break the age record by coming on in the chumos keague last week etc but there is a fine line look at Sancho thought he was the dogs but now without a club. Be piss funny if he did come to us though.

Whoever he signs for, you can bet it's already been sorted. Viana dirty tricks department?

[nottsblue]

After watching their performance vs 10 men under Carrick, top academy star says fuck this I'm out

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... s-to-leave

Imagine the boiled piss if we get him

Hey Notts, it would be justification to get the boy signed for that reason alone

Had a feeling I'd see this iin here once the gremlins had been sorted and we could access the site again. I think this would cause so much shit for the red shite if we took this kid on.
Doesn't look like the father is helping here to me, whether he's had broken promises on being able to break the age record by coming on in the chumos keague last week etc but there is a fine line look at Sancho thought he was the dogs but now without a club. Be piss funny if he did come to us though.

Whoever he signs for, you can bet it's already been sorted. Viana dirty tricks department?

I’d imagine given he is still 15, the number of clubs he can sign for could be limited as there are rules regarding safeguarding and distancing from his home.

We are actually probably in pole position in that regard.

But he sounds a bit of a twat. He’s 15 FFS. Hardly in a position to be spitting his dummy out for whatever reason. I’d have thought he is a rag fan as well though I’ve not read that as confirmed anywhere, which would make it all the more strange to fuck them off.

Piss funny though

[Harry Dowd scored]

The thing I have found amusing is left back Luke Shaw seems to be a Roberto Carlos after not making the team through injury against City.

[john@staustell]

The thing I have found amusing is left back Luke Shaw seems to be a Roberto Carlos after not making the team through injury against City.

Compared to Dorgu, I'm Roberto Carlos

[Kippax Sean]

The rags are falling apart. It's too funny. Surely it can't get any worse.

[john@staustell]

Saw they were 2 up in 10 minutes so didn't watch. Nice pleasant surprise this morning

[salford city]

Saw they were 2 up in 10 minutes so didn't watch. Nice pleasant surprise this morning

Same saw HDS' post and was laughing my tits off when I woke up to find that we will play Brighton if we win tonight.

[Harry Dowd scored]

Thought this worth a place on this thread


https://youtube.com/shorts/PBAiLVzZfUs? ... sYWxM7nx8Z


https://youtube.com/shorts/MTd2XZZrZEQ? ... nvjmvZNvYW

[patrickblue]

Saw they were 2 up in 10 minutes so didn't watch. Nice pleasant surprise this morning

i was the same, but saw the score before I went to bed.

Mrs couldn't understand why I kept chuckling..

[salford city]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... dw4663j9zo

Oh dear, scruffy Jim strikes again.

[PrezIke]

Oh how I missed this thread. LB’s live watch along was fantastic with poor Saaed from Saeed TV.

and then LB’s famous top drawer comedy Saeed TV bingo card, where L B completely missed where saaed saying “pathetic” and basically that he got every box filled in the card for the first time but didn’t realise it.

Watch on youtube.com

Watching Goldbridge suffer especially listening to his hilarious statement earlier about how they were gonna win the league or some particular statement, after going up 2-0 what it was has been incredible entertainment.

The number of channels or places I see and even interaction with someone I play a video game with who is a United supporter sound like some of them are saying they’re stopping following the club because of mental health reasons. Wow.

As was something someone posted in the match comments on The Guardian (not exactly my favourite location for us of course):

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[nottsblue]

Since November 2024 Beyoncé has played more times (6) at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium than Spurs have won PL games (5) there

A quite unbelievable stat