I don't want Torres thread.

[WidnesBlue23]

I cant see us getting Torres and the way he played in the world cup was shocking, supposedly unfit but he just looked disinterested. I dont think hes too much of a whinger, especially not in the same league as the tranny cunt and on his day he is amazing but as has been said, he would have to want to come and for the right price, not the pathetic £70m the fat spanish waiter wanted

[Ted Hughes]

I know he's one of the greatest young strikers for a long time, I know it would in theory be a fantastic signing for City & if we sign him I'll support him but: I FUCKING HATE HIM!

He makes my flesh crawl. He's horrible.

He's a slimey, diving, cheat of Ronaldo proportions, he's always whinging at the ref, he's always injured & he's a miserable fucking twat.

I just don't want to have to cheer him every week, I fucking hate him.

Am I alone?

Thats a bit like me saying I wouldn't do rude thing to Kylie Minogue just because shes an aussie. In reallity I'd but up with with voice and bang away.

I just like to have some kind of empathy with the players who wear our shirt & however good Torres is, he's exactly the kind of shithouse we've all hated & complained about for the last 40 odd years. If we do sign him he'll be a great player if fit & will help our team no doubt, but it will be the same as Ronaldo's success at the rags; smarmy. I just wish we could do it without creeps like that.

If we do get him, then for me we've crossed that line. In that case I hope we go for Ronaldo to complete the jigsaw next season because if we're going to be a bunch of horrible cheating wankers we may as well have the best.

See that's exactly where I disagree with you mate. I don't think he is horrible cheating twat. Again, apart from that silly dive on World Cup I haven't seen him dive that much. Certainly nothing like Tranaldo.

That dive was fairly typical to me. Most of the time when he hit's the deck it's a dive, he's a big strong lad. I don't see a difference between him & Ronaldo personally, just the mannerisms when they dive. As OD says; he's been slagging us for 2 years as well.

Whatever, I'll support him if he comes.

[Wooders]

Torres would be an excellent signing IMHO but only on a PAY FOR PLAY basis. I wouldn't mind making him the leagues top earner BUT ONLY IF HE'S PAID WHEN HE PLAYS.

Yep, I can see him going for that

[Beeks]

Old Tolmie on Bluemong reckons he's on his way...

[Wooders]

Old Tolmie on Bluemong reckons he's on his way...

Did he do it in that stupid fucking code nonsense manner that he has - what was it? 80's songs or something?

[Beeks]

Old Tolmie on Bluemong reckons he's on his way...

Did he do it in that stupid fucking code nonsense manner that he has - what was it? 80's songs or something?

Haha Yeah!

And now all the mongs are crawling all over it...he posted the same 80s song on the Balotelli, Milner and Torres threads...so they are now going mental

[Ted Hughes]

Oh well if he's signing I'd better stop slagging him off.

I'll just get a quick TWAT in before it all kicks off..

[Original Dub]

Old Tolmie on Bluemong reckons he's on his way...

Did he do it in that stupid fucking code nonsense manner that he has - what was it? 80's songs or something?

Haha Yeah!

And now all the mongs are crawling all over it...he posted the same 80s song on the Balotelli, Milner and Torres threads...so they are now going mental

I think my Bluemoon ban finishes on Thursday, but I'll pop over and have a butchers in the meantime, even if I can't rip the piss out of them right now...

[Mark (Blue Army)]

Old Tolmie on Bluemong reckons he's on his way...

Did he do it in that stupid fucking code nonsense manner that he has - what was it? 80's songs or something?

Haha Yeah!

And now all the mongs are crawling all over it...he posted the same 80s song on the Balotelli, Milner and Torres threads...so they are now going mental

I think my Bluemoon ban finishes on Thursday, but I'll pop over and have a butchers in the meantime, even if I can't rip the piss out of them right now...

Haha what did you do to get banned?

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Torres would be an excellent signing IMHO but only on a PAY FOR PLAY basis. I wouldn't mind making him the leagues top earner BUT ONLY IF HE'S PAID WHEN HE PLAYS.

Yep, I can see him going for that

I thought that was top shout. Torres must be eager to take that.

[Original Dub]

Torres would be an excellent signing IMHO but only on a PAY FOR PLAY basis. I wouldn't mind making him the leagues top earner BUT ONLY IF HE'S PAID WHEN HE PLAYS.

Yep, I can see him going for that

I thought that was top shout. Torres must be eager to take that.

I think we should sign all of our players on this basis. It is a groundbreaking idea and would be a major draw for all of the world's top players.


I bet the reason Messi hasn't signed yet is because he doesn't realise we'd be willing to do such deals.

[Tokyo Blue]

Oh well if he's signing I'd better stop slagging him off.

I'll just get a quick TWAT in before it all kicks off..

*smile*

I don't give a shit how good he is (and he is very, very good indeed). Some things mean more to me than a player's ability. He can fuck off and rot at his "beloved" scouse one as far as I am concerned.

[Original Dub]

Old Tolmie on Bluemong reckons he's on his way...

Did he do it in that stupid fucking code nonsense manner that he has - what was it? 80's songs or something?

Haha Yeah!

And now all the mongs are crawling all over it...he posted the same 80s song on the Balotelli, Milner and Torres threads...so they are now going mental

I think my Bluemoon ban finishes on Thursday, but I'll pop over and have a butchers in the meantime, even if I can't rip the piss out of them right now...

Haha what did you do to get banned?

Basically, I asked did everyone not think it was a bit embarrassing trying to "de-code" Neil Diamond's Love on the Rocks.... and actually the fact that some thought this meant we weren't getting Gerrard, but Kaka was on his way etc.

I was called a prick, a rag and got nothing but abuse, it was right up my alley in other words...

Then I addressed a guy who was called Junior something as "little man" and I got banned for one week. But I shit you not, I got 5 PMs in the two days I was on there asking to please tell them what I knew because it was clear I work directly for the club! You couldn't fucking make it up, they're so desperate they will believe anything.

It was so obvious that the real reason I was banned was because I questioned their ITKs. The hypocrisy and outright lunacy on that sight is astounding.

I'm going for the full ban as soon as I get back on. And it won't be because I abused anyone or told lies or filled the board up with endless threads... it'll be because I questioned the ITKs again.

Fucking guarantee it!

[Mark (Blue Army)]

Basically, I asked did everyone not think it was a bit embarrassing trying to "de-code" Neil Diamond's Love on the Rocks.... and actually the fact that some thought this meant we weren't getting Gerrard, but Kaka was on his way etc.

I was called a prick, a rag and got nothing but abuse, it was right up my alley in other words...

Then I addressed a guy who was called Junior something as "little man" and I got banned for one week. But I shit you not, I got 5 PMs in the two days I was on there asking to please tell them what I knew because it was clear I work directly for the club! You couldn't fucking make it up, they're so desperate they will believe anything.

It was so obvious that the real reason I was banned was because I questioned their ITKs. The hypocrisy and outright lunacy on that sight is astounding.

I'm going for the full ban as soon as I get back on. And it won't be because I abused anyone or told lies or filled the board up with endless threads... it'll be because I questioned the ITKs again.

Fucking guarantee it!

Tut tut don't you know they can't be wrong how dare you question them Dub, bunch of fucking idiots on there. I love the 5 PMs as you must work for the club bit.

[Murph]

Madness in both senses. Top, top footballer and he actually sees like a decent lad to me.

I've not seen the slimeball, cheating, miserable bastard that Ted has.

I'm bit puzzled as well. Apart from one lousy dive in World Cup, I haven't seen him on his arse that much. In fact, I think he stays on his feet more than most.

Yeah, he looks bit of a nancy boy but so what? I don't care what our players look like. They might be green and have horns but as long as they do business for us I don't give a flying fuck.

I'm with you two, don't think Torres is that bad for diving, certainly not anywhere near Ronaldo in the cheating stakes. Brilliant all round striker, works hard, best finisher in the league imo. Would be a huge coup if the club did sign him.

[Renato_CTID]

He's often injuried and overrated because of the financial problems of his actual club. Why don't we try to sign Llorente from Athletic Bilbao?

[razor400]

Haha what did you do to get banned?

Basically, I asked did everyone not think it was a bit embarrassing trying to "de-code" Neil Diamond's Love on the Rocks.... and actually the fact that some thought this meant we weren't getting Gerrard, but Kaka was on his way etc.

I was called a prick, a rag and got nothing but abuse, it was right up my alley in other words...

Then I addressed a guy who was called Junior something as "little man" and I got banned for one week. But I shit you not, I got 5 PMs in the two days I was on there asking to please tell them what I knew because it was clear I work directly for the club! You couldn't fucking make it up, they're so desperate they will believe anything.

It was so obvious that the real reason I was banned was because I questioned their ITKs. The hypocrisy and outright lunacy on that sight is astounding.

I'm going for the full ban as soon as I get back on. And it won't be because I abused anyone or told lies or filled the board up with endless threads... it'll be because I questioned the ITKs again.

Fucking guarantee it![/quote]

i think I might have to join you mate, I'll race you for a ban. Although I can't use a 'Razor ' user name as some cunt has nicked it.

[The Man In Blue]

i like this compo. 3 points for a week-long ban, 10 for a permanent?

[Original Dub]

Yeah sounds good MiB, I'm almost finished my week-long ban, so 3 points to me :)

Razor, steady on the "some cunt" part... or I'll tell RazorH....

[Wooders]

I just worry about retaliation if we go winding them up