You're not a city fan if..........

[Mase]

Never heard you whinge!

I'm constantly happy................when I see that number 13 in the starting line up!

[Pretty Boy Lee]

You didn't glue yourself to a telly/pc on deadline day 2008.


If you haven't suffered.

[BobbyDazzler]

You didn't snigger at Martin 'buster' Phillips being touted as a10 million pound man

You have felt a tiny bit Georgian at one point

[highlight]You were excited at the thought of George Weah terrorising defences

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This was me. I was young.

[dazby]

You think Poznan is a Polish city.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

... the glass is half full....

[dazby]

You think pigeons can't play football.

[Swales4ever]

... you like the Grateful Dead

I m gonna forgive You because You are too young and incidentally a top bloke.

[BobbyJ1956]

You write the word U****d without the ****.
You don't know who Bert Trautmann was.
Some part of you doesn't think City have sold their soul.
You're not glad they have.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

You write the word U****d without the ****.
You don't know who Bert Trautmann was.
Some part of you doesn't think City have sold their soul.
You're not glad they have.

Top drawer.

[Hazy2]

you have not denied following City is or was your 1st priority to the other half.
Booked holidays after checking the start of the season fixtures.
Booked holidays in Spain when you know City were playing Barca... "Its only 2 hours from Malaga honest"

[london blue 2]

You think Rooney is better than Tevez

You call big Dave 'da Silva'

You think kolarov has a good left peg

You think it's a good idea to bring balloons to a cup game

[Mase]

You think kolarov has a good left peg

Good job I think he's got a brilliant left peg then!

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

you don't support City. Is that good enough? Do you need badge of honours to qualify?

[Pretty Boy Lee]

you don't support City. Is that good enough? Do you need badge of honours to qualify?

Lighten up you miserable bastard. You're like a fucking cancer diagnosis on here these days.

[Nigels Tackle]

you don't support City. Is that good enough? Do you need badge of honours to qualify?

Lighten up you miserable bastard. You're like a fucking cancer diagnosis on here these days.

....i thought that he was the happiest he'd ever been?

[simon12]

..you think Javi Garcia will come good next season.

[Bridge'srightfoot]

you don't support City. Is that good enough? Do you need badge of honours to qualify?

Lighten up you miserable bastard. You're like a fucking cancer diagnosis on here these days.

....i thought that he was the happiest he'd ever been?

I want to know his view on things.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

I want to know his view on things.

We just won the derby stop cutting yourselves

[DoomMerchant]

Lighten up you miserable bastard. You're like a fucking cancer diagnosis on here these days.

And you are like the Tidy Bowl Man cruising around picking up turds.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

And you are like the Tidy Bowl Man cruising around picking up turds.

I honestly have no clue what you just said.