First Impressions Of Jesus?

[Twobob]

Injuries should be less troublesome with him in the squad, you'd think.

They'll have to be careful drinking the water at training, they might get rat arsed!

[zuricity]

Quick clue for you then gobshite, I am not here to entertain you, you're all here to entertain me.

I don't give a flat fuck whether you no longer find it funny, that concern's not even on my radar, certainly not with some nazi loving pussy from the land of 'don't get involved'.

And quit with the foul language, i don't need that tripe

[Slim]

Quick clue for you then gobshite, I am not here to entertain you, you're all here to entertain me.

I don't give a flat fuck whether you no longer find it funny, that concern's not even on my radar, certainly not with some nazi loving pussy from the land of 'don't get involved'.

And quit with the foul language, i don't need that tripe

For the peace and harmony of the board I will take that
Under advisement, however I feel I
Can express myself in a variety of ways that I
Know will be acceptable to

Others as well as yourself.
For instance, I can
Form thoughts without

Cursing, but I feel that people can cope and
Understand emphasis that comes with using
Naughty words and
That it does drive the point home quite nicely.

[Twobob]

For the peace and harmony of the board I will take that
Under advisement, however I feel I
Can express myself in a variety of ways that I
Know will be acceptable to

Others as well as yourself.
For instance, I can
Form thoughts without

Cursing, but I feel that people can cope and
Understand emphasis that comes with using
Naughty words and
That it does drive the point home quite nicely.

Can't understand what you mean at all there mate, seems to be all random letters and no cohesion...

[zuricity]

For the peace and harmony of the board I will take that
Under advisement, however I feel I
Can express myself in a variety of ways that I
Know will be acceptable to

Others as well as yourself.
For instance, I can
Form thoughts without

Cursing, but I feel that people can cope and
Understand emphasis that comes with using
Naughty words and
That it does drive the point home quite nicely.

Fair enough Slim! Can't complain there, not that i ever was .

The main problem is that sometimes humour gets lost in the translation, we have lots of non English as first language people on this site and oftentimes the humour gets lost .

Still , off the cuff remarks are often misunderstood and perhaps knee jerk

[Slim]

Well, let's see if they get this one.

[TheReturnOfTheSpecialOne]

Jesus shouldn't have shaved off his beard and 'tache
Bad karma!

[Jorgobot]

For the peace and harmony of the board I will take that
Under advisement, however I feel I
Can express myself in a variety of ways that I
Know will be acceptable to

Others as well as yourself.
For instance, I can
Form thoughts without

Cursing, but I feel that people can cope and
Understand emphasis that comes with using
Naughty words and
That it does drive the point home quite nicely.

Hahaha this is great

[Moses]

In light of today's match, I will resurrect this thread.

[dazby]

Has anyone made a cross joke yet?

[steveo_88]

Just heard from upstairs that number 15 for Manchester City is being rested today!

[Socrates]

Has anyone made a cross joke yet?

The puns are definitely starting to make me cross, if that helps sunbeam.

[Nigels Tackle]

Just heard from upstairs that number 15 for Manchester City is being rested today!

he's got others things to do on sundays

[mr_nool]

Has anyone made a cross joke yet?

Nope, but Slim made a cross tick.

[Cocacolajojo1]

Has anyone made a cross joke yet?

I don't see the connection

[Slim]

Has anyone made a cross joke yet?

I don't see the connection

Well you see, his first name is Jesus and while it's pronounced Hay Suess, it's funnier if you don't because then we can make all sorts of Jesus Christ references. Hope this clears things up for you.

[Ted Hughes]

Has anyone made a cross joke yet?

I don't see the connection

Well you see, his first name is Jesus and while it's pronounced Hay Suess, it's funnier if you don't because then we can make all sorts of Jesus Christ references. Hope this clears things up for you.

We don't need a fucking sermon.

[Dameerto]

As long as the whole team sings from the same hymn sheet I don't care who is on the wing (just as long as it's always Jesus on the wing)

[Michael Brookes]

Needs to stay wide when the middle is already congested.

[Dubaimancityfan]

I think he needs to develop a better understanding with Zabba who was getting in his way sometimes. Zabba and Milner played better together late last season. Early days.