The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[nottsblue]

Mourinho now saying the players are struggling to handle the pressure of playing for the twenty times winners of the league. His book of excuses must be wearing thin by now

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Mourinho now saying the players are struggling to handle the pressure of playing for the twenty times winners of the league. His book of excuses must be wearing thin by now

They've paid large amounts of money to recruit players of such feeble temperaments; looks like they're going to have to fork out another King's Ransom to acquire some 'tougher' souls.

It would be far cheaper to just get a new, competent manager.

[zuricity]

They've got GIll, pulling strings in Uefa. They've got the Media creaming their pants all over them and haven't twigged that you actually need a football team.

Bunch of inbreds.

[KinkyKinkladze]

Didn't know where to put this, but it has made me a laugh.

Academy graduate Jeremy Helan, now at Sheffield Wednesday, has retired from football age 24 to become a full time Muslim and move to Saudi Arabia.

Football eh? Bloody hell.

[london blue 2]

Makes me laugh the amount of times scum are contradicting their own "philosophy". They'll do it again when they replace mourinho.

All that money to realise that van gaals man rashford is their best player...

[Nigels Tackle]

Didn't know where to put this, but it has made me a laugh.

Academy graduate Jeremy Helan, now at Sheffield Wednesday, has retired from football age 24 to become a full time Muslim and move to Saudi Arabia.

Football eh? Bloody hell.

but before he starts his studies, he's planning to go backpacking round europe?

[Beefymcfc]

Can't wait for MotD.

[Original Dub]

Nail. On. Head. Zuri

[Michigan Blue]

They've got GIll, pulling strings in Uefa. They've got the Media creaming their pants all over them and haven't twigged that you actually need a football team.

Bunch of inbreds.

It would only be fair starting season 2017/18 that the Rags begin the season on 10 points, as they "made the competition what it is today."

[Justified logic]

Mourinho now saying the players are struggling to handle the pressure of playing for the twenty times winners of the league. His book of excuses must be wearing thin by now

Mourinho will never run out of excuses as for him any setback will always always be someone else's fault. United have in their desperation employed the perfect man to put the final nails in the coffin of their ambition to remain a top level club.

Mourinho is The Undertaker...

Watch on youtube.com

[PrezIke]

Danny Murphy and Trevor Sinclair's arguments on MOTD2 to defend Rooney borderlined on hilarious.

Mark Chapman even tried to challenge their comments pointing out that his poor play has been going on for a while now, and they stuck to their guns.

[Tokyo Blue]

Danny Murphy and Trevor Sinclair's arguments on MOTD2 to defend Rooney borderlined on hilarious.

Mark Chapman even tried to challenge their comments pointing out that his poor play has been going on for a while now, and they stuck to their guns.

Well, we know Trevor Sinclair's got an ulterior motive for wanting the thatched one to keep playing - he's as Blue as a smurf's arse. And I suspect Danny Murphy's has liverpool tendencies.

Or maybe it's just that they know him and don't want to slag him off on national television.

[carl_feedthegoat]

I woke up this morning and I just sniggered and sniggered.

In fact , sniggering is going to be in full throttle all day long

Nothing like a good snigger.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

I woke up this morning and I just sniggered and sniggered.

In fact , sniggering is going to be in full throttle all day long

Nothing like a good snigger.

'Sniggering syndrome'......MMmmmm, sounds interesting.

Could it be contagious ??


Only trouble is, I listened to Talkspite this morning for a few minutes. There was some bozo called Jim White talking to Patrick Barclay and Didi Hamann and they were all heaping lavish praise upon Pep and how beautifully City were playing and how head and shoulders (no pun intended) we were, already, above the rest of the opposition in the Premier League.

Couldn't believe what I was hearing and, as it was fulsomely gushing stuff coming after all the criticism, snide remarks, unfounded attacks and overall agenda against us which we've had to endure over the years, I just couldn't take it. I just felt a bit sickened at all the hypocrisy now being displayed in all its abject obsequiousness and I had to switch off.

If this is what it's going to be like from now on, I'm not sure as to how I'm going to cope. Perhaps I'm going to need a large dose of that 'Sniggering syndrome', just to survive.

[john@staustell]

I woke up this morning and I just sniggered and sniggered.

In fact , sniggering is going to be in full throttle all day long

Nothing like a good snigger.

'Sniggering syndrome'......MMmmmm, sounds interesting.

Could it be contagious ??


Only trouble is, I listened to Talkspite this morning for a few minutes. There was some bozo called Jim White talking to Patrick Barclay and Didi Hamann and they were all heaping lavish praise upon Pep and how beautifully City were playing and how head and shoulders (no pun intended) we were, already, above the rest of the opposition in the Premier League.

Couldn't believe what I was hearing and, as it was fulsomely gushing stuff coming after all the criticism, snide remarks, unfounded attacks and overall agenda against us which we've had to endure over the years, I just couldn't take it. I just felt a bit sickened at all the hypocrisy now being displayed in all its abject obsequiousness and I had to switch off.

If this is what it's going to be like from now on, I'm not sure as to how I'm going to cope. Perhaps I'm going to need a large dose of that 'Sniggering syndrome', just to survive.

Jim White of SKY mate. Most famous for desperately trying to drum up excitement in the January transfer window each year. He's OK and a vast improvement on Colin Murray, who mercifully seems to have resigned because TS was taken over by the Murdoch group. (Dippers etc etc zzzzzzz)

[iwasthere2012]

I woke up this morning and I just sniggered and sniggered.

In fact , sniggering is going to be in full throttle all day long

Nothing like a good snigger.

'Sniggering syndrome'......MMmmmm, sounds interesting.

Could it be contagious ??


Only trouble is, I listened to Talkspite this morning for a few minutes. There was some bozo called Jim White talking to Patrick Barclay and Didi Hamann and they were all heaping lavish praise upon Pep and how beautifully City were playing and how head and shoulders (no pun intended) we were, already, above the rest of the opposition in the Premier League.

Couldn't believe what I was hearing and, as it was fulsomely gushing stuff coming after all the criticism, snide remarks, unfounded attacks and overall agenda against us which we've had to endure over the years, I just couldn't take it. I just felt a bit sickened at all the hypocrisy now being displayed in all its abject obsequiousness and I had to switch off.

If this is what it's going to be like from now on, I'm not sure as to how I'm going to cope. Perhaps I'm going to need a large dose of that 'Sniggering syndrome', just to survive.

Jim White of SKY mate. Most famous for desperately trying to drum up excitement in the January transfer window each year. He's OK and a vast improvement on Colin Murray, who mercifully seems to have resigned because TS was taken over by the Murdoch group. (Dippers etc etc zzzzzzz)

Don't get lulled into a false sense of security.
The Dippers are waiting in the wings. They are not quite ready yet as experience has told them that this team of theirs needs consistency and can' t be dropping points to the Burnley's of this world. The proof of the pudding for us will be if we turn up against Spuds and Chelsea etc., but most importantly at Anfield.

They are building us up so that when they get their customary 3 points against us there, they will be hailed as the greatest team ever to grace the Premiership. We need to beat them there and break the will of the rest of the league.

[carl_feedthegoat]

I woke up this morning and I just sniggered and sniggered.

In fact , sniggering is going to be in full throttle all day long

Nothing like a good snigger.

'Sniggering syndrome'......MMmmmm, sounds interesting.

Could it be contagious ??


Only trouble is, I listened to Talkspite this morning for a few minutes. There was some bozo called Jim White talking to Patrick Barclay and Didi Hamann and they were all heaping lavish praise upon Pep and how beautifully City were playing and how head and shoulders (no pun intended) we were, already, above the rest of the opposition in the Premier League.

Couldn't believe what I was hearing and, as it was fulsomely gushing stuff coming after all the criticism, snide remarks, unfounded attacks and overall agenda against us which we've had to endure over the years, I just couldn't take it. I just felt a bit sickened at all the hypocrisy now being displayed in all its abject obsequiousness and I had to switch off.

If this is what it's going to be like from now on, I'm not sure as to how I'm going to cope. Perhaps I'm going to need a large dose of that 'Sniggering syndrome', just to survive.

Jim White of SKY mate. Most famous for desperately trying to drum up excitement in the January transfer window each year. He's OK and a vast improvement on Colin Murray, who mercifully seems to have resigned because TS was taken over by the Murdoch group. (Dippers etc etc zzzzzzz)

Don't get lulled into a false sense of security.
The Dippers are waiting in the wings. They are not quite ready yet as experience has told them that this team of theirs needs consistency and can' t be dropping points to the Burnley's of this world. The proof of the pudding for us will be if we turn up against Spuds and Chelsea etc., but most importantly at Anfield.

They are building us up so that when they get their customary 3 points against us there, they will be hailed as the greatest team ever to grace the Premiership. We need to beat them there and break the will of the rest of the league.

This

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

I woke up this morning and I just sniggered and sniggered.

In fact , sniggering is going to be in full throttle all day long

Nothing like a good snigger.

'Sniggering syndrome'......MMmmmm, sounds interesting.

Could it be contagious ?? :D :D :lol: :lol:


Only trouble is, I listened to Talkspite this morning for a few minutes. There was some bozo called Jim White talking to Patrick Barclay and Didi Hamann and they were all heaping lavish praise upon Pep and how beautifully City were playing and how head and shoulders (no pun intended) we were, already, above the rest of the opposition in the Premier League.

Couldn't believe what I was hearing and, as it was fulsomely gushing stuff coming after all the criticism, snide remarks, unfounded attacks and overall agenda against us which we've had to endure over the years, I just couldn't take it. I just felt a bit sickened at all the hypocrisy now being displayed in all its abject obsequiousness and I had to switch off.

If this is what it's going to be like from now on, I'm not sure as to how I'm going to cope. Perhaps I'm going to need a large dose of that 'Sniggering syndrome', just to survive.

First chance they get they'll be shoveling shit over us in customary fashion. Fuck 'em.

[Justified logic]

I woke up this morning and I just sniggered and sniggered.

In fact , sniggering is going to be in full throttle all day long

Nothing like a good snigger.

'Sniggering syndrome'......MMmmmm, sounds interesting.

Could it be contagious ??


Only trouble is, I listened to Talkspite this morning for a few minutes. There was some bozo called Jim White talking to Patrick Barclay and Didi Hamann and they were all heaping lavish praise upon Pep and how beautifully City were playing and how head and shoulders (no pun intended) we were, already, above the rest of the opposition in the Premier League.

Couldn't believe what I was hearing and, as it was fulsomely gushing stuff coming after all the criticism, snide remarks, unfounded attacks and overall agenda against us which we've had to endure over the years, I just couldn't take it. I just felt a bit sickened at all the hypocrisy now being displayed in all its abject obsequiousness and I had to switch off.

If this is what it's going to be like from now on, I'm not sure as to how I'm going to cope. Perhaps I'm going to need a large dose of that 'Sniggering syndrome', just to survive.

Jim White of SKY mate. Most famous for desperately trying to drum up excitement in the January transfer window each year. He's OK and a vast improvement on Colin Murray, who mercifully seems to have resigned because TS was taken over by the Murdoch group. (Dippers etc etc zzzzzzz)

Don't get lulled into a false sense of security.
The Dippers are waiting in the wings. They are not quite ready yet as experience has told them that this team of theirs needs consistency and can' t be dropping points to the Burnley's of this world. The proof of the pudding for us will be if we turn up against Spuds and Chelsea etc., but most importantly at Anfield.

They are building us up so that when they get their customary 3 points against us there, they will be hailed as the greatest team ever to grace the Premiership. We need to beat them there and break the will of the rest of the league.

New Year's Eve, so every other team will have experienced us by then. Gives us maximum time to prepare. Will Jesus have arrived by then?

[nottsblue]

Danny Murphy and Trevor Sinclair's arguments on MOTD2 to defend Rooney borderlined on hilarious.

Mark Chapman even tried to challenge their comments pointing out that his poor play has been going on for a while now, and they stuck to their guns.

Well, we know Trevor Sinclair's got an ulterior motive for wanting the thatched one to keep playing - he's as Blue as a smurf's arse. And I suspect Danny Murphy's has liverpool tendencies.

Or maybe it's just that they know him and don't want to slag him off on national television.

Just seen it. Sinclair would go five at the back, a midfield three of Carrick, Shrek and Pogba and Zlatan and Lionel up top. No room at the inn for wonder kid Martial then? £58m benchwarmer. Or £40m Mata. Or £31m Depay.

Assume Trev is just taking the piss