Moyes-ometer

[RodneyRodney]

Do not fear. Agent Moyes is safe until Xmas - plenty of time to complete the next phase of his work - blowing the summer budget on overpriced nonentities and past-it hasbeens ; getting Rooneys contract signed was a fine piece of work , and excellent preparation for this - now they will be forced to overpay for anyone they bring in.

Remember also, this : our friends the Glazer family are not United fans , nor are they football fans. They are investors. They don't give a flying one about results on the field - as long as they can continue to bleed the club, they will see no reason the change anything. If they're 7th/8th in the EPL and playing Europa league - they couldn't give two as long as the moneys coming in ; it's all part of their plan.

[Alex Sapphire]

it's about time they broke out the norwich scarves again
or something

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

David Moyes has become something of a hero in my house. He really is a wonderful, wonderful man.

He is definitely my favourite rag manager of all time. The skill at which he has turned a title winning side into utter shit is nothing short of remarkable.

I honestly don't think he gets enough credit for it.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Robin van Persie: Manchester United players are in spaces I want to play in

http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... yers-space

I guess they'll be buying some new spaces in the summer, then.

[Dameerto]

The MUEN has cracked. Cleverly got 3 out of 10. That's probably not happened since Ralph Milne.

Peter Spencer will be calling for poor ol Davey's head soon.

I wish the rest of the fucling world would wake up to how shite he is. Especially Roy "Benny Hill" Hodgson.

[Blue Since 76]

The MUEN has cracked. Cleverly got 3 out of 10. That's probably not happened since Ralph Milne.

Peter Spencer will be calling for poor ol Davey's head soon.

3! What did he do to deserve 3? I'd have said 2 at most.

[RodneyRodney]

The MUEN has cracked. Cleverly got 3 out of 10. That's probably not happened since Ralph Milne.

Peter Spencer will be calling for poor ol Davey's head soon.

3! What did he do to deserve 3? I'd have said 2 at most.

. . .played better than Smalling

[gmercer1]

The MUEN has cracked. Cleverly got 3 out of 10. That's probably not happened since Ralph Milne.

Peter Spencer will be calling for poor ol Davey's head soon.

3! What did he do to deserve 3? I'd have said 2 at most.

. . .played better than Smalling

Enlgand Internationals. I bet the world are quaking in their boots at the thought of facing this lot at the world cup!

[gillie]

The MUEN has cracked. Cleverly got 3 out of 10. That's probably not happened since Ralph Milne.

Peter Spencer will be calling for poor ol Davey's head soon.

But he was'nt even the worst player that accolade imo should have gone to camelgob he was fucking awful.

[Douglas Higginbottom]

The MUEN has cracked. Cleverly got 3 out of 10. That's probably not happened since Ralph Milne.

Peter Spencer will be calling for poor ol Davey's head soon.

But he was'nt even the worst player that accolade imo should have gone to camelgob he was fucking awful.

He was truly awful wasn't he.It was as if he was desperate to prove he is well and truly past it and my god he succeeded.

[Slim]

His shopping list is getting huge:
2 centrehalves.
1 leftback.
2 central midfielders.
1 right/left winger depending on where he wants to play Mata out of position.
1 striker who isn't made of glass.

[Bridge'srightfoot]

If rumors of them having 200 million pounds to spend this summer are true, please let it be Moyes who spends it.
That could be dangerous in the hands of a half a decent manager.

[Slim]

If rumors of them having 200 million pounds to spend this summer are true, please let it be Moyes who spends it.
That could be dangerous in the hands of a half a decent manager.

I can fill in the list.

Shawcross, Hangeland, Baines, Osman, Noble, Pienaar(because a 3rd no.10 is handy to cover both wings), then spend all summer pretending to close in on Falcao, only to sign Naismith August 31st.

[Bridge'srightfoot]

If rumors of them having 200 million pounds to spend this summer are true, please let it be Moyes who spends it.
That could be dangerous in the hands of a half a decent manager.

I can fill in the list.

Shawcross, Hangeland, Baines, Osman, Noble, Pienaar(because a 3rd no.10 is handy to cover both wings), then spend all summer pretending to close in on Falcao, only to sign Naismith August 31st.

The weird thing is that most of those are actually an upgrade on what they currently have!

[Nigels Tackle]

His shopping list is getting huge:
2 centrehalves.
1 leftback.
2 central midfielders.
1 right/left winger depending on where he wants to play Mata out of position.
1 striker who isn't made of glass.

you're looking at at £200m in fees +
5 yr £10m/yr contracts
a cool £500+m...

good job they'll have all that champions league cash coming in.

[john@staustell]

His shopping list is getting huge:
2 centrehalves.
1 leftback.
2 central midfielders.
1 right/left winger depending on where he wants to play Mata out of position.
1 striker who isn't made of glass.

you're looking at at £200m in fees +
5 yr £10m/yr contracts
a cool £500+m...

good job they'll have all that champions league cash coming in.

Dont forget - their beloved FFP dictates that you can only spend money earned in that year. You cant suddenly lump in old funds or central Glazer money.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

Ffp will keep them alive. The saving factor could be that historically we know the Glazers don't like to spend. Are they likely to start now? I'm not sure. And Moyesie has already pissed seventy odd million away on not solving their problems.
I think our game there could be the final straw if we give them a good hiding. Losing a derby at home heavily is often a deal breaker.

[patrickblue]

it's about time they broke out the norwich scarves again
or something

Excellent, although why davey boy was ever trusted with a bowl of cornflakes is beyond me.

[Twobob]

One of them blames Moyes for dropping Mata lol.He is cup-tied for CL you thick fucking rag mong.

More of the same - rag tops throwing headlines out there and then turning it arround - they'll blame fans for trying to out Moyes and maintain that he would have been great...

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/footba ... -s-cuptied

[MilnersJaw]

I am seriously worried that he will get the sack. As funny as it would be especially to wind up those hypocrite rags, he is just doing too much of a good job.