*** Official Summer Transfer B*ll*x Thread ***

[Brad]

What happens too Bellamy and Ned if they don't leave, will they be named in the 25 man squad?

[Green & Blue]

bridge needs to be close to south kensington so he can be conquers deep in the saturdays chick as often as possible

that... that is the reason he won't leave

If Bridge stay with us he gets to spend more saturday mornings in bed....

[Green & Blue]

Kaka to spuds or maybe not

[Moonchesteri]

romelu lukaku in talks with stoke about a loan move,
yes the new chelsea striker.

i've no idea why Stoke even tried as it is against the Prem rules.
A player cant be loaned to another club in the prem during the same transfer window as he arrived
to the prem in.

is that so?

Update:
Chelsea have confirmed that Gael Kakuta has joined their Premier League rivals Bolton on loan until 1st January. Click here for the full story.

[Buffalo Soldier]

romelu lukaku in talks with stoke about a loan move,
yes the new chelsea striker.

i've no idea why Stoke even tried as it is against the Prem rules.
A player cant be loaned to another club in the prem during the same transfer window as he arrived
to the prem in.

is that so?

Update:
Chelsea have confirmed that Gael Kakuta has joined their Premier League rivals Bolton on loan until 1st January. Click here for the full story.

Kakuta has been at Chelsea for some time.

[Brad]

@chris_kammy. Just been told by @saifpr top agent Saif Ruby that manchester city have offered £100 million + Balotelli for Messi Barca considering it now!

[Green & Blue]

@chris_kammy. Just been told by @saifpr top agent Saif Ruby that manchester city have offered £100 million + Balotelli for Messi Barca considering it now!

Good God

[Moonchesteri]

romelu lukaku in talks with stoke about a loan move,
yes the new chelsea striker.

i've no idea why Stoke even tried as it is against the Prem rules.
A player cant be loaned to another club in the prem during the same transfer window as he arrived
to the prem in.

is that so?

Update:
Chelsea have confirmed that Gael Kakuta has joined their Premier League rivals Bolton on loan until 1st January. Click here for the full story.

Kakuta has been at Chelsea for some time.

Hahaha. What a loony I am. off to bed then as I can't even read anymore!

[Green & Blue]

romelu lukaku in talks with stoke about a loan move,
yes the new chelsea striker.

i've no idea why Stoke even tried as it is against the Prem rules.
A player cant be loaned to another club in the prem during the same transfer window as he arrived
to the prem in.

is that so?

Update:
Chelsea have confirmed that Gael Kakuta has joined their Premier League rivals Bolton on loan until 1st January. Click here for the full story.

Kakuta has been at Chelsea for some time.

Hahaha. What a loony I am. off to bed then as I can't even read anymore!

Since 2007 he has been at Chelsea went on loan to Fulham last January

[Green & Blue]

Benayoun gone to Arsenal and mad news that Meireles has handed in a trnasfer request at liverpool at this hour of the night

[phips]

dont know if there's time for this, but...
they do have money to spend after selling Arteta to Arsenal.

Skysports.com understands that Everton are holding talks with Nedum Onuoha over the possibility of a late move before the deadline.

Onuoha had attracted the interest of several clubs as he is unlikely to figure heavily in the plans of Roberto Mancini at Manchester City this season.

The 24-year-old is nevertheless a quality performer, having demonstrated his ability during a loan spell at Sunderland last term.

The likes of West Brom and Queens Park Rangers were keeping tabs on Onuoha, while Bolton had also been keen as Owen Coyle aimed to make sure he had defensive reinforcements lined up in case Gary Cahill left for Tottenham.

Spurs' move for Cahill is now off, leaving Everton to try and finalise a deal for the versatile Onuoha before Wednesday's 11pm cut-off point.
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 48,00.html

[phips]

Benayoun gone to Arsenal and mad news that Meireles has handed in a trnasfer request at liverpool at this hour of the night

meireles signed for Chelsea

[bigblue]

Benayoun gone to Arsenal and mad news that Meireles has handed in a trnasfer request at liverpool at this hour of the night

meireles signed for Chelsea

Liverpool are stupid for letting him go. He was their best performer for large stretches last year and changed the game when he came on this past weekend

And Everton's new signing is looking very confused:

[phips]

Benayoun gone to Arsenal and mad news that Meireles has handed in a trnasfer request at liverpool at this hour of the night

meireles signed for Chelsea

Liverpool are stupid for letting him go. He was their best performer for large stretches last year and changed the game when he came on this past weekend

Agree completely. I'd much rather have Meireles in CM than Henderson. He shouldve been the first CM off the bench to replace Adam, Gerrard, and Levia.
He's an underrated player and Liverpool made a big mistake. I understand it, trying to cut down their CM ranks (like getting rid of Joe Cole and Paulsen) and taking on a winger/forward in Bellamy where they're shorter on players but still...

[ant london]

Just before this sinks.....some classic Big Sam from Twitter


TheBig_Sam notBigSam
Papa Bouba Diop is a beautiful name to say. So satisfying. It sounds like the start of 'Liberian Girl' by Michael Jackson.

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
Scotty Parker finally admits he wants a move on the same day I discover 'Would I Lie To You?' by Charles & Eddie is only 59p on iTunes.

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
Swings and roundabouts. Swings and fucking roundabouts.

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
The madness of deadline day is over and Big Sam is relaxing like only he knows how - with a Chomp in my hand and 'Predator' on the telly.

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
I can't even recall all the ins & outs. Brady kept stroking my balls during our meeting. I was saying "yes" to every fucking thing she said.

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
I did try desperately to get Yakubu to the club but once he saw that Venky's chicken advert his mind was made up.

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
Apparently he turned up at Blackburn wearing a bib and holding a knife and fork. Like a fucking cartoon wolf. He's made his bed now.

TheBig_Sam notBigSam
What a performance by silky Jim White on Sky Sports News tonight, by the way. What incredible energy and bravado for a man in his 60s.

[HeyMark]

He tweeted the other day that he fined Carlton cole for losing the ball to a training cone. Had me in stitches

[Slim]

Benayoun gone to Arsenal and mad news that Meireles has handed in a trnasfer request at liverpool at this hour of the night

meireles signed for Chelsea

Liverpool are stupid for letting him go. He was their best performer for large stretches last year and changed the game when he came on this past weekend

And Everton's new signing is looking very confused:

How in the hell do you pronounce Stracqualursi?

I think if you sneeze and cough at the same time you might come close.