FA Cup - 5th Round

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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby City64 » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:36 pm

Is the rag pitch looking like an allotment ?
Not really here

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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:39 pm

City64 wrote:Is the rag pitch looking like an allotment ?


There are bare patches where Jones has been grazing.
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:40 pm

Shit , gormless cunt is off injured , thats bad news for us.
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby City64 » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:41 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
City64 wrote:Is the rag pitch looking like an allotment ?


There are bare patches where Jones has been grazing.



The useless cunt has just tripped over a load of carrots and spuds.
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:44 pm

Fucking bent reffing!!!
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:44 pm

FUCKIGN INCREDIBLE...HE BLEW THE WHILSTLE WHEN READING WERE THROUGH FOR A POSSIBLE GOAL....HAHAHAH INCREDIBLE-
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby patrickblue » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:45 pm

City64 wrote:Is the rag pitch looking like an allotment ?


Talkshite said they had the finest groundsmen in the world, during their man u wankfest before the game.
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby Original Dub » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:46 pm

Jones is a kiddie fiddler.

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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby Lev Bronstein » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:47 pm

City64 wrote:Is the rag pitch looking like an allotment ?


I'd be kicked off the site if my allotment was as scruffy as that
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:48 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:FUCKIGN INCREDIBLE...HE BLEW THE WHILSTLE WHEN READING WERE THROUGH FOR A POSSIBLE GOAL....HAHAHAH INCREDIBLE-


He could clearly see both sides of the pitch & the runners Reading had, but the rags hesitated expecting him to blow, so he fucking pulled Reading back!
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby Mase » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:49 pm

Original Dub wrote:Jones is a kiddie fiddler.

Jones'll fix it


There's plenty of them there. Bobby Charlton being the main one!!
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:51 pm

Bacon has just given Phil Dowd his instructions for the ref.
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby Bridge'srightfoot » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:51 pm

Reading playing well, United looking fantastically average. Unfortunately this season, they keep scraping these matches 1-0 with the opposition missing a lot of chances.
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:54 pm

Serves Duncan Edwards right there. Looked like he thought he'd be a clever cunt and hang is foot out so he'd catch the top of the oppo's foot with his studs.

Dirty Cheating Cunts, the lot of them. Throw the Rag ref in to that as well.
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:56 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:Bacon has just given Phil Dowd his instructions for the ref.

What were they, 'Why aren't you breaking up their play and handed the ball to us?'.

I'm not sure the ref could've done any more.
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby AG7 » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:00 pm

0-0 at half time, same shoreline at full time will do just fine ...
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby City64 » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:03 pm

AG7 wrote:0-0 at half time, same shoreline at full time will do just fine ...



Fuck that ! I want the cunts OUT !!!!!
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:06 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Bacon has just given Phil Dowd his instructions for the ref.

What were they, 'Why aren't you breaking up their play and handed the ball to us?'.

I'm not sure the ref could've done any more.


'We may need a pen here'.
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:09 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Bacon has just given Phil Dowd his instructions for the ref.

What were they, 'Why aren't you breaking up their play and handed the ball to us?'.

I'm not sure the ref could've done any more.


'We may need a pen here'.

Nor, he's more subtle than that. 'Do you want to borrow my Parker Mr Marriner'.
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Re: FA Cup - 5th Round

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:13 pm

Competition is tough but I recon Chris Waddle is THE worst commentator's stooge in the whole fucking world.
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