City64 wrote:bigblue wrote:Signing two great players, getting a new coach, already having a world-class squad, and especially with baconface gone - this should be happy time.
So if you are worried now, there is little hope for your attitude changing in the future. Luckily your doctor can offer many drugs to help you out; Clonazepam, Alprazolam, citalopram, lorazepam, diazepam, or just a good ol' fashioned spliff from your neighborhood dealer. The bottom line is many of you are some seriously sad cunts and need help.
Attitude ???? are you for fucking real ????
Please let the worried on here who our strike force is going to be or who you reckon is going to score the many goals our fantastic club needs to win trophies ? Get fucking real before you spout off after a spliff pal !
Who's going to score goals?
We have Dzeko who was leading scorer in the German League and one of the top 20 strikers in the world. Most teams would take him. We also have Aguero who is a top 10 (or even 5) striker in the world. He can score goals too.
Behind them we have David Silva who is great at setting up chances. He often starts for the Spanish national team. Supporting him is Yaya Toure who has basically defined a new position of box-to-box man mountain with incredible quick feet. Samir Nasri was recently a regular French international and one of the most highly rated French players. He has had a difficult period of late, but has shown signs of returning to being one of the premier players at his position.
We have signed a WC and Euor Championship winger who is fast as roadrunner named Jesus Navas. He is pretty good. We have also signed a player named Fernandinho who is like a mix of Yaya and Ramires and will compliment our midfield quite well. Jack Rodwell and James Milner are two local lads who have great work ethic and a bit of skill when necessary. We also have a team of backups that are regular internationals at their respective countries.
Combine the above with the fact that our new coach has proclaimed that he like to attack and never stop attacking, Ï think we'll be good for goals. Now you can go back to quivering in the corner if you like.