Yaya Toure v Colin Bell

[Blue Since 76]

I don't mean to disrespect The King, but even if he had modern fitness training, he wouldn't be up to Yaya's level for one simple reason:

Yaya's heart is 2x the size of a normal human's heart.

People talk of men vs boys... well Yaya is a Jolly Giant/Goliath/Frankenstein playing against mere humans.

Yaya's problem is his heart is half the size of Zabaleta's.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

As we can't send Yaya back in time or make Coljn younger, we never put this to the test.

One thing I can say with one hundred percent certainty though, is that Bell never missed a City game because of the African Cup of Nations :-)

[Slim]

As we can't send Yaya back in time or make Coljn younger, we never put this to the test.

One thing I can say with one hundred percent certainty though, is that Bell never missed a City game because of the African Cup of Nations :-)

Do you remember the new(ish) Rocky movie? They had a computer simulation do the fight between Rocky and some new guy.

Computer geniuses to your marks.

[Blue2]

Bell, not a great deal in it , but he was the best City player I have ever seen

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Do you remember the new(ish) Rocky movie? They had a computer simulation do the fight between Rocky and some new guy. Computer geniuses to your marks.

Hmmm FIFA 2015 Back to the Future

[freshie]

I don't mean to disrespect The King, but even if he had modern fitness training, he wouldn't be up to Yaya's level for one simple reason: Yaya's heart is 2x the size of a normal human's heart. People talk of men vs boys... well Yaya is a Jolly Giant/Goliath/Frankenstein playing against mere humans.

I've read this about Yaya's heart many times on this forum but not elsewhere. Where has this been documented?

[ruralblue]

Now. The Great Mansoor has rung me and asked to let you guys into a little secret and we must keep this shit amongst ourselves on the board.

In the past few months the chaps who made dolly the sheep have been taking DNA from both YaYa and Bell and have grown cells on the inside of Jovetic's thighs to successfully create a YaBell clone who will be unveiled on the eve of the Champions League final against Real. The rules have been studied and no need for player registration as there is no mention of cloning within then there rules. But remember Ssshhh!!!!!!! ;-)........ you ain't seen me....Right!

[Slim]

Now. The Great Mansoor has rung me and asked to let you guys into a little secret and we must keep this shit amongst ourselves on the board.

In the past few months the chaps who made dolly the sheep have been taking DNA from both YaYa and Bell and have grown cells on the inside of Jovetic's thighs to successfully create a YaBell clone who will be unveiled on the eve of the Champions League final against Real. The rules have been studied and no need for player registration as there is no mention of cloning within then there rules. But remember Ssshhh!!!!!!! ;-)........ you ain't seen me....Right!

I spoke with DJ Campbell. We play Real in the semi's. We also win 3-2.

[ruralblue]

I spoke with DJ Campbell. We play Real in the semi's. We also win 3-2.

Well the lying twats what do they think I am? Some kind of stoned fool!

[bigblue]

Now. The Great Mansoor has rung me and asked to let you guys into a little secret and we must keep this shit amongst ourselves on the board.

In the past few months the chaps who made dolly the sheep have been taking DNA from both YaYa and Bell and have grown cells on the inside of Jovetic's thighs to successfully create a YaBell clone who will be unveiled on the eve of the Champions League final against Real. The rules have been studied and no need for player registration as there is no mention of cloning within then there rules. But remember Ssshhh!!!!!!! ;-)........ you ain't seen me....Right!

Yayas dna on a normal persons inner thighs? Might as well call them tripod.

[Slim]

I spoke with DJ Campbell. We play Real in the semi's. We also win 3-2.

Well the lying twats what do they think I am? Some kind of stoned fool!

If it's any consolation, I think you are some kind of stoned fool.

[ruralblue]

If it's any consolation, I think you are some kind of stoned fool.

Awwww... bless ya x

[patrickblue]

Buzzer's view.

http://www.mcfc.co.uk/citytv/City-Today ... ary?play=1

[Rag_hater]

I think today finally put an end to the debate.

[Ted Hughes]

I think today finally put an end to the debate.

Like bollocks it did. Bell would have loved it out there today.

[Rag_hater]

I think today finally put an end to the debate.

Like bollocks it did. Bell would have loved it out there today.

Yeah he would have got a better view if was out there after he had lifted his jaw of the floor.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Colin would have scored in the first half :-)

[chef]

Colin would have scored in the first half :-)

I remember Tony the Tiger nearly saved one of his pens

[Lee_R]

Ffs.. some right old farts on here. I thought I was knockin on a bit but bloody ell.