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Hughes that on the Phone? # 1 Blackburn (away)

Postby Pablo Sacramento » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:01 am

A lot of people liked the rip off tele-con between Hughes and the Sheikh I posted in another thread, thought I would do another, if everyone is still liking them I’ll make it a post match thing…

Mark Hughes Office, Carrington, 9am Monday 17th August.

Sheikh Mansour (SM) – Mansour.
Mark Hughes (MH) – Shakey!
SM – Hughesy!
MH – Morning Sheikh, just checking in. What did you think?
SM – Well, not bad hughesy, we’d have lost that last season
MH – I know, I was really pleased with it, good backing by our lot as well; they were singing my name at one point, not used to that.
SM – I missed that bit.
MH – Really it was quite loud.
SM – Well it wasn’t on the highlights. You falling over was though.
MH – Did you not watch the live feed?
SM – I couldn’t the missus made me go to the shops, had to go down to Allied Carpets. Saw you fall over though.
MH – Oh right, did you get one?
SM – One?
MH – A carpet
SM – Yeah we bought Allied Carpets
MH – Which Carpet?
SM - Allied Carpets, I bought the whole place. Every single one, won't have to go there on a Saturday again.
MH – Really, that’s great, actually Bowen needs a new rug we were just talking about it, I’ll put him on…
SM – no it’s alright, please don’t bother…
MB – Mr Sheikh, sir, hello sir, thank you sir.
SM – Morning Mark.
MB – Morning Sir, thank you sir.
SM – You need a carpet then?
MB – Yes sir, thank you sir. For my lounge sir.
SM – Well you scratch my back I’ll scratch yours. I was very happy with my Efan Ekoko autograph, thank you, now I need a Rob Ullathorne one.
MB – But we don’t talk sir! Somehitng happened in the past.
SM – Do you want a carpet or not?!
MB – Yes sir, please thank you sir.
SM – Then make it happen, my patience is not limitless……. But Hughes back on.
MB – Yes sir, thank you sir.
MH – Sheikh?
SM – Right Hughesy, this Lescott chap, what is the fuss about, he looked a bit on the shite side on Match of the day, can we not buy anyone else off that nice French chap in London?
MH – He’s not nice, I don’t like him.
SM – Really, he seems a pretty stand up guy
MH – He’s not, he’s French.
SM – Ok, well I trust your judgement when it comes to centre halves. By the way, how is Tal Be Haim these days?
MH – You’re breaking up, Sheikh….
SM – Ok I’ll leave you too it, I’ll wire the cash over for that Lescott lad and I’ll speak to you next week.
MH – You don’t want a call after the Barca match.
SM – Nah don’t bother, I’ve feeling that’s going to get messy.
MH – We’re going to get Messi???!!!
SM - Goodbye Mark. ---------------------------------------------------------------

MH – Oh my god, I’m getting Messi. BOWEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Hughes that on the Phone? # 1 Blackburn (away)

Postby john68 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:11 am

I missed the 1st one Pabs,.. I enjoyed that one though....cheers for the chuckle.
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Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:25 am

Like it. Made me chuckle in a non Neville kind of way.
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Re: Hughes that on the Phone? # 1 Blackburn (away)

Postby City1970 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:45 am

Pablo Sacramento wrote:SM – Nah don’t bother, I’ve feeling that’s going to get messy.
MH – We’re going to get Messi???!!!
SM - Goodbye Mark. ---------------------------------------------------------------

MH – Oh my god, I’m getting Messi. BOWEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Very funny, that bit.
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Re: Hughes that on the Phone? # 1 Blackburn (away)

Postby Slim » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:20 am

First one was mildly amusing....I'll leave it at that.
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Re: Hughes that on the Phone? # 1 Blackburn (away)

Postby 10.Goater_Legend » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:20 am

Hahaha that was great mate nice one.
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Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:24 am

HAHA!!!!! Top top quality.
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Re: Hughes that on the Phone? # 1 Blackburn (away)

Postby john68 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:43 am

....what about the NQDP version......

MH...How did you get on with the kidnapping of that shit in Finland?

SM...Shit from Finland?....I thought you said SHIP!!!!!!....Ooooooops!!!!
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Re: Hughes that on the Phone? # 1 Blackburn (away)

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:56 am

john68 wrote:....what about the NQDP version......

MH...How did you get on with the kidnapping of that shit in Finland?

SM...Shit from Finland?....I thought you said SHIP!!!!!!....Ooooooops!!!!


Counter actions are already under planning....
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Re: Hughes that on the Phone? # 1 Blackburn (away)

Postby Blue in the face » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:15 pm

Brilliant Pablo. Laughed my tits off.
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Re: Hughes that on the Phone? # 1 Blackburn (away)

Postby rick1894citizen » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:24 pm

Quality, would be good to be a fly on the wall in Sheikh Mansour's palace when he's watching the game.
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Re: Hughes that on the Phone? # 1 Blackburn (away)

Postby shawzy » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:33 pm

Very funny.Loved it
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Re: Hughes that on the Phone? # 1 Blackburn (away)

Postby shawzy » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:33 pm

Very funny.Loved it
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Re: Hughes that on the Phone? # 1 Blackburn (away)

Postby shawzy » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:34 pm

Very funny.Loved it
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Postby shawzy » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:34 pm

Very funny.Loved it
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Re: Hughes that on the Phone? # 1 Blackburn (away)

Postby wyted » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:51 pm

Pablo Sacramento wrote:SM – Ok, well I trust your judgement when it comes to centre halves. By the way, how is Tal Be Haim these days?
MH – You’re breaking up, Sheikh…


Clever, love it mate!
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Re: Hughes that on the Phone? # 1 Blackburn (away)

Postby HeyMark » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:58 pm

Not sure if shawzy liked it, i thought it was quality
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