Hughes that on the Phone? # 1 Blackburn (away)
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:01 amA lot of people liked the rip off tele-con between Hughes and the Sheikh I posted in another thread, thought I would do another, if everyone is still liking them I’ll make it a post match thing…
Mark Hughes Office, Carrington, 9am Monday 17th August.
Sheikh Mansour (SM) – Mansour.
Mark Hughes (MH) – Shakey!
SM – Hughesy!
MH – Morning Sheikh, just checking in. What did you think?
SM – Well, not bad hughesy, we’d have lost that last season
MH – I know, I was really pleased with it, good backing by our lot as well; they were singing my name at one point, not used to that.
SM – I missed that bit.
MH – Really it was quite loud.
SM – Well it wasn’t on the highlights. You falling over was though.
MH – Did you not watch the live feed?
SM – I couldn’t the missus made me go to the shops, had to go down to Allied Carpets. Saw you fall over though.
MH – Oh right, did you get one?
SM – One?
MH – A carpet
SM – Yeah we bought Allied Carpets
MH – Which Carpet?
SM - Allied Carpets, I bought the whole place. Every single one, won't have to go there on a Saturday again.
MH – Really, that’s great, actually Bowen needs a new rug we were just talking about it, I’ll put him on…
SM – no it’s alright, please don’t bother…
MB – Mr Sheikh, sir, hello sir, thank you sir.
SM – Morning Mark.
MB – Morning Sir, thank you sir.
SM – You need a carpet then?
MB – Yes sir, thank you sir. For my lounge sir.
SM – Well you scratch my back I’ll scratch yours. I was very happy with my Efan Ekoko autograph, thank you, now I need a Rob Ullathorne one.
MB – But we don’t talk sir! Somehitng happened in the past.
SM – Do you want a carpet or not?!
MB – Yes sir, please thank you sir.
SM – Then make it happen, my patience is not limitless……. But Hughes back on.
MB – Yes sir, thank you sir.
MH – Sheikh?
SM – Right Hughesy, this Lescott chap, what is the fuss about, he looked a bit on the shite side on Match of the day, can we not buy anyone else off that nice French chap in London?
MH – He’s not nice, I don’t like him.
SM – Really, he seems a pretty stand up guy
MH – He’s not, he’s French.
SM – Ok, well I trust your judgement when it comes to centre halves. By the way, how is Tal Be Haim these days?
MH – You’re breaking up, Sheikh….
SM – Ok I’ll leave you too it, I’ll wire the cash over for that Lescott lad and I’ll speak to you next week.
MH – You don’t want a call after the Barca match.
SM – Nah don’t bother, I’ve feeling that’s going to get messy.
MH – We’re going to get Messi???!!!
SM - Goodbye Mark. ---------------------------------------------------------------
MH – Oh my god, I’m getting Messi. BOWEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark Hughes Office, Carrington, 9am Monday 17th August.
Sheikh Mansour (SM) – Mansour.
Mark Hughes (MH) – Shakey!
SM – Hughesy!
MH – Morning Sheikh, just checking in. What did you think?
SM – Well, not bad hughesy, we’d have lost that last season
MH – I know, I was really pleased with it, good backing by our lot as well; they were singing my name at one point, not used to that.
SM – I missed that bit.
MH – Really it was quite loud.
SM – Well it wasn’t on the highlights. You falling over was though.
MH – Did you not watch the live feed?
SM – I couldn’t the missus made me go to the shops, had to go down to Allied Carpets. Saw you fall over though.
MH – Oh right, did you get one?
SM – One?
MH – A carpet
SM – Yeah we bought Allied Carpets
MH – Which Carpet?
SM - Allied Carpets, I bought the whole place. Every single one, won't have to go there on a Saturday again.
MH – Really, that’s great, actually Bowen needs a new rug we were just talking about it, I’ll put him on…
SM – no it’s alright, please don’t bother…
MB – Mr Sheikh, sir, hello sir, thank you sir.
SM – Morning Mark.
MB – Morning Sir, thank you sir.
SM – You need a carpet then?
MB – Yes sir, thank you sir. For my lounge sir.
SM – Well you scratch my back I’ll scratch yours. I was very happy with my Efan Ekoko autograph, thank you, now I need a Rob Ullathorne one.
MB – But we don’t talk sir! Somehitng happened in the past.
SM – Do you want a carpet or not?!
MB – Yes sir, please thank you sir.
SM – Then make it happen, my patience is not limitless……. But Hughes back on.
MB – Yes sir, thank you sir.
MH – Sheikh?
SM – Right Hughesy, this Lescott chap, what is the fuss about, he looked a bit on the shite side on Match of the day, can we not buy anyone else off that nice French chap in London?
MH – He’s not nice, I don’t like him.
SM – Really, he seems a pretty stand up guy
MH – He’s not, he’s French.
SM – Ok, well I trust your judgement when it comes to centre halves. By the way, how is Tal Be Haim these days?
MH – You’re breaking up, Sheikh….
SM – Ok I’ll leave you too it, I’ll wire the cash over for that Lescott lad and I’ll speak to you next week.
MH – You don’t want a call after the Barca match.
SM – Nah don’t bother, I’ve feeling that’s going to get messy.
MH – We’re going to get Messi???!!!
SM - Goodbye Mark. ---------------------------------------------------------------
MH – Oh my god, I’m getting Messi. BOWEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!