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We are on the verge of signing a Scouser...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:46 pm
by sandman
Uniturd - Have lost the much desired Carlos Tevez to us despite their pathetic Sign Him Up campaigns.

Chelsea - Have to pay over the odds on a new contract for JT as we have increased his valuation beyond their desired means, draining funds from the pot for strengthening the team on established players instead.

Arsenal - Have lost two regular first teamers to us and have no money to replace them given their rather large bill from the builder for the construction of their new library.

Villa - Have sold their most important player to us and made their best signing a guy on crutches.

Everton - Have lost the dressing room because the manager has showed the players no personal respect, they all know he will be stubborn and sacrifice them furthering their own career if it means he gets 5th PL spot instead of 6th - (from a certain point of view)

Liverfool - are the only club left... If you're still there tomorrow Rafa we'll send an Eastlands cab round with the cash.

Re: We are on the verge of signing a Scouser...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:55 am
by john68
Don't forget who seems to creeping up on the inside.....Twitchy has to be stopped yet.

Re: We are on the verge of signing a Scouser...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:19 am
by Ted Hughes
john68 wrote:Don't forget who seems to creeping up on the inside.....Twitchy has to be stopped yet.



Chelsea, Arsenal & Spuds are looking good & Scousers had a morale boosting home win. Our job, imo, if we can't blaze a PL trail & leave 'em behind, is to still be in touching distance with these people come March-April. If we click, it won't be a problem but if we don't, we have to dig in & fight for every point, to not let these characters get too far away from us.

If we can stick with these clubs, sooner or later our players will produce special football, it will happen;they're quality. Then with our squad we've got a really great chance of a fantastic finish to the season.

Re: We are on the verge of signing a Scouser...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:06 am
by Fish111
The 'big four' have not been the top four for no reason for all these years. Each one of them will be very hard to depose from the CL spots.

Everton do not have the funds to compete with us this season and if you look at them under Moyes you will see they have one good year one bad year, this year is their bad year.

Villa have won only 2 games in their last 14 including the end of last season and their fans are already booing them off, can't see then sustaining a challenge.

fulhams squad is too small to cope with the rigours of the Europa League & The Premier League.

Spurs are the team i fear will do very well this season and challenge us for the 5th place spot and if one of us can mount an incredible run of wins then one of us may sneak into 4th, possibly.

Re: We are on the verge of signing a Scouser...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:00 am
by Slim
Fish111 wrote:Everton do not have the funds to compete with us this season and if you look at them under Moyes you will see they have one good year one bad year, this year is their bad year.


Everton finished 5th, 5th and 6th in the last three years, which one of them was the "bad year"?

Re: We are on the verge of signing a Scouser...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:16 am
by Ted Hughes
Slim wrote:
Fish111 wrote:Everton do not have the funds to compete with us this season and if you look at them under Moyes you will see they have one good year one bad year, this year is their bad year.


Everton finished 5th, 5th and 6th in the last three years, which one of them was the "bad year"?


This one.

Re: We are on the verge of signing a Scouser...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:43 am
by Craig B
sandman wrote:Uniturd - Have lost the much desired Carlos Tevez to us despite their pathetic Sign Him Up campaigns.

Chelsea - Have to pay over the odds on a new contract for JT as we have increased his valuation beyond their desired means, draining funds from the pot for strengthening the team on established players instead.

Arsenal - Have lost two regular first teamers to us and have no money to replace them given their rather large bill from the builder for the construction of their new library.

Villa - Have sold their most important player to us and made their best signing a guy on crutches.

Everton - Have lost the dressing room because the manager has showed the players no personal respect, they all know he will be stubborn and sacrifice them furthering their own career if it means he gets 5th PL spot instead of 6th - (from a certain point of view)

Liverfool - are the only club left... If you're still there tomorrow Rafa we'll send an Eastlands cab round with the cash.


Effectively we have signed a 'scouser' in the signing of Barry ie. bolloxing up their plans to buy him themselves!

Re: We are on the verge of signing a Scouser...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:46 am
by avoidconfusion
Slim wrote:
Fish111 wrote:Everton do not have the funds to compete with us this season and if you look at them under Moyes you will see they have one good year one bad year, this year is their bad year.


Everton finished 5th, 5th and 6th in the last three years, which one of them was the "bad year"?


The one were they finished 6th!















I'll get my coat.

Re: We are on the verge of signing a Scouser...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:59 am
by sandman
Craig Bardsley wrote:
sandman wrote:Uniturd - Have lost the much desired Carlos Tevez to us despite their pathetic Sign Him Up campaigns.

Chelsea - Have to pay over the odds on a new contract for JT as we have increased his valuation beyond their desired means, draining funds from the pot for strengthening the team on established players instead.

Arsenal - Have lost two regular first teamers to us and have no money to replace them given their rather large bill from the builder for the construction of their new library.

Villa - Have sold their most important player to us and made their best signing a guy on crutches.

Everton - Have lost the dressing room because the manager has showed the players no personal respect, they all know he will be stubborn and sacrifice them furthering their own career if it means he gets 5th PL spot instead of 6th - (from a certain point of view)

Liverfool - are the only club left... If you're still there tomorrow Rafa we'll send an Eastlands cab round with the cash.


Effectively we have signed a 'scouser' in the signing of Barry ie. bolloxing up their plans to buy him themselves!


And with them selling Alonso they too are weaker this season.

As far as I can see we are the only premiership team in the top half who has seriously strengthened?

Re: We are on the verge of signing a Scouser...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:07 am
by Bingo Lewis
So we're not "on the verge of signing a scouser" then?

Re: We are on the verge of signing a Scouser...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:14 am
by Fish111
Slim wrote:
Fish111 wrote:Everton do not have the funds to compete with us this season and if you look at them under Moyes you will see they have one good year one bad year, this year is their bad year.


Everton finished 5th, 5th and 6th in the last three years, which one of them was the "bad year"?


02/03: 7th

03/04: 17th (Avoided relegation on the last day)

05/06: 11th

Pretty bad seasons imo. He's due another, they've been punching above their weight for the last 3 years.

Re: We are on the verge of signing a Scouser...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:37 am
by Slim
Fish111 wrote:
Slim wrote:
Fish111 wrote:Everton do not have the funds to compete with us this season and if you look at them under Moyes you will see they have one good year one bad year, this year is their bad year.


Everton finished 5th, 5th and 6th in the last three years, which one of them was the "bad year"?


02/03: 7th

03/04: 17th (Avoided relegation on the last day)

05/06: 11th

Pretty bad seasons imo. He's due another, they've been punching above their weight for the last 3 years.


Pardon the pun, but you're fishing there. If 17th is considered their bad year, then 11th is a good year and the three following it cannot be considered poor. They are not hitting above their weight, they are top 6 on merit.

Re: We are on the verge of signing a Scouser...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:55 am
by sandman
Bingo Lewis wrote:So we're not "on the verge of signing a scouser" then?


No sorry, I was just being a cunt...

Re: We are on the verge of signing a Scouser...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:57 am
by Bingo Lewis
sandman wrote:
Bingo Lewis wrote:So we're not "on the verge of signing a scouser" then?


No sorry, I was just being a cunt...

hahaha fair do's