We are on the verge of signing a Scouser...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:46 pm
Uniturd - Have lost the much desired Carlos Tevez to us despite their pathetic Sign Him Up campaigns.
Chelsea - Have to pay over the odds on a new contract for JT as we have increased his valuation beyond their desired means, draining funds from the pot for strengthening the team on established players instead.
Arsenal - Have lost two regular first teamers to us and have no money to replace them given their rather large bill from the builder for the construction of their new library.
Villa - Have sold their most important player to us and made their best signing a guy on crutches.
Everton - Have lost the dressing room because the manager has showed the players no personal respect, they all know he will be stubborn and sacrifice them furthering their own career if it means he gets 5th PL spot instead of 6th - (from a certain point of view)
Liverfool - are the only club left... If you're still there tomorrow Rafa we'll send an Eastlands cab round with the cash.
Chelsea - Have to pay over the odds on a new contract for JT as we have increased his valuation beyond their desired means, draining funds from the pot for strengthening the team on established players instead.
Arsenal - Have lost two regular first teamers to us and have no money to replace them given their rather large bill from the builder for the construction of their new library.
Villa - Have sold their most important player to us and made their best signing a guy on crutches.
Everton - Have lost the dressing room because the manager has showed the players no personal respect, they all know he will be stubborn and sacrifice them furthering their own career if it means he gets 5th PL spot instead of 6th - (from a certain point of view)
Liverfool - are the only club left... If you're still there tomorrow Rafa we'll send an Eastlands cab round with the cash.