GingeryBlue wrote:Any idea?
That's right it's the Derby at our Gaff.
Oh yes, it's also the day I'm fucking getting married!! Gutted! How stoopid of me not to check the fixtures first. Naive mistake.
Anyone want to step in for me? She probably won't notice.
GingeryBlue wrote:Any idea?
That's right it's the Derby at our Gaff.
Oh yes, it's also the day I'm fucking getting married!! Gutted! How stoopid of me not to check the fixtures first. Naive mistake.
Anyone want to step in for me? She probably won't notice.
Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august
Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august
razor400 wrote:Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august
What about in world cup/Euro years?
Slim wrote:razor400 wrote:Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august
What about in world cup/Euro years?
On odd years, unless there is a lot of qualifiers on.
DoomMerchant wrote:Slim wrote:razor400 wrote:Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august
What about in world cup/Euro years?
On odd years, unless there is a lot of qualifiers on.
i like the direction of this...the obv. answer to the OP is "dont fuclin do it." Firstly, as we're proving there just isn't time in the calendar for this type of activity and secondly, EVEN if there were, you can find better long-term investment strategies. Break her heart now, and do it quick. Tell her the "assholes on mcf.net showed you that you just couldn't pull this off." We'll back you.
cheers
GingeryBlue wrote:Yes, hadn't thought of that, Sky can save me. Or Burt. Although Burt you have to be crap in the sack, unload early and fall asleep on her in order to keep up the charade.
Burt wrote:GingeryBlue wrote:Yes, hadn't thought of that, Sky can save me. Or Burt. Although Burt you have to be crap in the sack, unload early and fall asleep on her in order to keep up the charade.
No worries mate. Just two shoves and it'll be all over, then I'll fart, turn over and order her to fetch me another beer fromt fridge:o)
GingeryBlue wrote:Burt wrote:GingeryBlue wrote:Yes, hadn't thought of that, Sky can save me. Or Burt. Although Burt you have to be crap in the sack, unload early and fall asleep on her in order to keep up the charade.
No worries mate. Just two shoves and it'll be all over, then I'll fart, turn over and order her to fetch me another beer fromt fridge:o)
Spot on - if you can also make your dick 2 inches long our plan'll be watertight.
Cue the 'it already is' gags.
razor400 wrote:Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august
What about in world cup/Euro years?
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