Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....

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Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....

Postby Patrick » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:21 pm

N’dour wrote on his website that, if anything, Anelka should be privileged that he was allowed to touch Vieira’s chopper:

“In our country it is a great honour to be shown, let alone come into contact with Patrick Vieira’s porridge chucker. Instead of painting my client as a tyrant Mr Anelka should be apologising for sullying my clients penis with his miserable, miserable face.”

Full Anelka story....

http://arsenalaction.wordpress.com/2009 ... ed-vieira/

My question - what position was the elk in to be hit in the face by my dads penis?
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Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....

Postby Slim » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:24 pm

This all sounds a little familiar, I even asked that very same question.
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Postby Vhero » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:57 pm

Slim wrote:This all sounds a little familiar, I even asked that very same question.
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Postby Chinners » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:02 pm

John Candy is dead?
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Postby razor400 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:31 pm

It sunk, how the hell did that happen?
It hit an iceberg you say, but I thought the Titanic was unsinkable.
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Postby Beanieboy » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:40 pm

Wtf are you all doing online anyway?.....not watching the moon landing?
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Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....

Postby Dameerto » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:45 pm

Crisps dont live up to their name if you get them damp.
VIVA EL CITIES

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Postby Blue in the face » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:48 pm

"Watch those arrows Harold, they'll put your eye out"
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Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....

Postby Blue Toy » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:59 pm

A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.

A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.
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Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....

Postby Beanieboy » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:10 pm

Blue Toy wrote:A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.

A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.



somebody telling fairy-stales?
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Postby pepsi_dave » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:55 pm

Beanieboy wrote:
Blue Toy wrote:A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.

A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.



somebody telling fairy-stales?


But they all lived happily ever after :-p
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Postby frannylee » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:55 pm

Blue Toy wrote:A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.

A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.


And that is why it has been legally proven that a Jaffa Cake is a biscuit !!
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Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....

Postby gillie » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:04 pm

Apparently when bats fly out of a cave they always turn left.
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Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....

Postby Patrick » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:07 pm

Fucl off the lot of you im going to leave now and i hate you all

Im never posting here evre again
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Postby Dameerto » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:09 pm

gillie wrote:Apparently when bats fly out of a cave they always turn left.


That's right
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Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....

Postby gillie » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:14 pm

Dameerto wrote:
gillie wrote:Apparently when bats fly out of a cave they always turn left.


That's right

Well thats now official all bats are British lol.
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Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....

Postby Blue in the face » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:30 pm

I read somewhere that in extreme cases sex can last more than two minutes.
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Postby pepsi_dave » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:35 pm

I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
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Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....

Postby dazby » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:09 pm

Is the game on TV?
Attack the argument of the person, not the person of the argument- except Carl.
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Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....

Postby ant london » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:24 pm

someone told me that adidas are making our new kit this season

oh....and btw, we're having a new kit this year
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