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by Patrick » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:21 pm
N’dour wrote on his website that, if anything, Anelka should be privileged that he was allowed to touch Vieira’s chopper:
“In our country it is a great honour to be shown, let alone come into contact with Patrick Vieira’s porridge chucker. Instead of painting my client as a tyrant Mr Anelka should be apologising for sullying my clients penis with his miserable, miserable face.”
Full Anelka story....
http://arsenalaction.wordpress.com/2009 ... ed-vieira/My question - what position was the elk in to be hit in the face by my dads penis?
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by Slim » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:24 pm
This all sounds a little familiar, I even asked that very same question.
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by Vhero » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:57 pm
Slim wrote:This all sounds a little familiar, I even asked that very same question.
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by Chinners » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:02 pm
John Candy is dead?
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by razor400 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:31 pm
It sunk, how the hell did that happen?
It hit an iceberg you say, but I thought the Titanic was unsinkable.
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by Beanieboy » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:40 pm
Wtf are you all doing online anyway?.....not watching the moon landing?
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by Dameerto » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:45 pm
Crisps dont live up to their name if you get them damp.
VIVA EL CITIES
"The adjudicatory chamber of the Ethics Committee ... has banned Mr Joseph S. Blatter ... for eight years and Mr Michel Platini ... for eight years from all football-related activities (administrative, sports or any other) on a national and international level. The bans come into force immediately." - 21/12/2015
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by Blue in the face » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:48 pm
"Watch those arrows Harold, they'll put your eye out"
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by Blue Toy » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:59 pm
A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.
A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.
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by Beanieboy » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:10 pm
Blue Toy wrote:A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.
A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.
somebody telling fairy-stales?
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by pepsi_dave » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:55 pm
Beanieboy wrote:Blue Toy wrote:A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.
A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.
somebody telling fairy-stales?
But they all lived happily ever after :-p
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by frannylee » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:55 pm
Blue Toy wrote:A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.
A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.
And that is why it has been legally proven that a Jaffa Cake is a biscuit !!
It's not about having what you want, it's about wanting what you have.
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by gillie » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:04 pm
Apparently when bats fly out of a cave they always turn left.
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by Patrick » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:07 pm
Fucl off the lot of you im going to leave now and i hate you all
Im never posting here evre again
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by Dameerto » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:09 pm
gillie wrote:Apparently when bats fly out of a cave they always turn left.
That's right
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by gillie » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:14 pm
Dameerto wrote:gillie wrote:Apparently when bats fly out of a cave they always turn left.
That's right
Well thats now official all bats are British lol.
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by Blue in the face » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:30 pm
I read somewhere that in extreme cases sex can last more than two minutes.
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by pepsi_dave » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:35 pm
I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
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by dazby » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:09 pm
Is the game on TV?
Attack the argument of the person, not the person of the argument- except Carl.
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by ant london » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:24 pm
someone told me that adidas are making our new kit this season
oh....and btw, we're having a new kit this year
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