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Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:21 pmby Patrick
N’dour wrote on his website that, if anything, Anelka should be privileged that he was allowed to touch Vieira’s chopper:
“In our country it is a great honour to be shown, let alone come into contact with Patrick Vieira’s porridge chucker. Instead of painting my client as a tyrant Mr Anelka should be apologising for sullying my clients penis with his miserable, miserable face.”
Full Anelka story....
http://arsenalaction.wordpress.com/2009 ... ed-vieira/My question - what position was the elk in to be hit in the face by my dads penis?
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:24 pmby Slim
This all sounds a little familiar, I even asked that very same question.
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:57 pmby Vhero
Slim wrote:This all sounds a little familiar, I even asked that very same question.
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:02 pmby Chinners
John Candy is dead?
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:31 pmby razor400
It sunk, how the hell did that happen?
It hit an iceberg you say, but I thought the Titanic was unsinkable.
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:40 pmby Beanieboy
Wtf are you all doing online anyway?.....not watching the moon landing?
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:45 pmby Dameerto
Crisps dont live up to their name if you get them damp.
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:48 pmby Blue in the face
"Watch those arrows Harold, they'll put your eye out"
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:59 pmby Blue Toy
A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.
A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:10 pmby Beanieboy
Blue Toy wrote:A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.
A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.
somebody telling fairy-stales?
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:55 pmby pepsi_dave
Beanieboy wrote:Blue Toy wrote:A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.
A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.
somebody telling fairy-stales?
But they all lived happily ever after :-p
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:55 pmby frannylee
Blue Toy wrote:A cake is something that goes hard when it's stale.
A biscuit is something that goes soft when it's stale.
And that is why it has been legally proven that a Jaffa Cake is a biscuit !!
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:04 pmby gillie
Apparently when bats fly out of a cave they always turn left.
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:07 pmby Patrick
Fucl off the lot of you im going to leave now and i hate you all
Im never posting here evre again
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:09 pmby Dameerto
gillie wrote:Apparently when bats fly out of a cave they always turn left.
That's right
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:14 pmby gillie
Dameerto wrote:gillie wrote:Apparently when bats fly out of a cave they always turn left.
That's right
Well thats now official all bats are British lol.
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:30 pmby Blue in the face
I read somewhere that in extreme cases sex can last more than two minutes.
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:35 pmby pepsi_dave
I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:09 pmby dazby
Is the game on TV?
Re: Vieras 14 inch schlong ruined my life....
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Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:24 pmby ant london
someone told me that adidas are making our new kit this season
oh....and btw, we're having a new kit this year