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The Fat Linesman

Postby john@staustell » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:41 am

So, was this guy:

A) Incompetent in the extreme?
B) Corrupt?

Beats me how anyone can give a player offside who not only had at least 2 defenders between him and the goal but wasn't even in the opposition half of the field when the ball was played - by 2 or 3 yards.

I suggest he finds another part time job.
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Re: The Fat Linesman

Postby MaineRoadMemories » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:49 am

The answer lies in your title, he was too fat to keep up with play so was just guessing on our lightning counter attacks.

On the Robinho incident, he flagged for Adebayor who was slightly offside, he didn't realise the pass was going no where near him.

Poor linesman who clearly should not be running the line of a premiership team in that physical condition.
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Re: The Fat Linesman

Postby Surrey Sky Blue » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:49 am

An incompetent corrupt fat wanker.
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Re: The Fat Linesman

Postby ruralblue » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:50 am

Incompentancy of the highest order. Robinho was in his own half, Ade a little debateable but the ball was no where near him.
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Re: The Fat Linesman

Postby Mike J » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:51 am

he was a fat joker. the fans were giving him some stick.
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Re: The Fat Linesman

Postby patrickblue » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:49 am

Trouble is, I can see this happening a lot in the future given our style of play. All a bit worrying really.
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Re: The Fat Linesman

Postby Martinez » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:02 pm

You can make a mistake like that ONCE, in a game like this, and get away with it, but it was at least two offsides that he got wrong by about 3 yards and what really made me go through the roof was when he flagged Tevez for a shirt-tug on a Palace player when he (CT) had the ball in a good position. No-one would have given that in the prem. This game was clearly out of his league, or he was making his own statement against the club that's "ruining football"
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Re: The Fat Linesman

Postby s1ty m » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:10 pm

Martinez wrote:This game was clearly out of his league


i think premier league officiating is dire. but, when you get into the lower league officals like last night, it's like the bush league, so yeah, clearly out of his league in every way. he will not get to line against teams with city's pace because no team can touch us for speed; we are like lightning.
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Re: The Fat Linesman

Postby 10.Goater_Legend » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:13 pm

MaineRoadMemories wrote:The answer lies in your title, he was too fat to keep up with play so was just guessing on our lightning counter attacks.

On the Robinho incident, he flagged for Adebayor who was slightly offside, he didn't realise the pass was going no where near him.

Poor linesman who clearly should not be running the line of a premiership team in that physical condition.

Said that myself last night, it was the reason he got 3 big decisions wrong in the first half.
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Re: The Fat Linesman

Postby Vhero » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:14 pm

Shouldn't have happened really the FA will no doubt do fuck all about it though.
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Re: The Fat Linesman

Postby Longball » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:58 pm

lads he wasn't fat, be kind to the obese, he was fuckin BLIND!
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Re: The Fat Linesman

Postby branny » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:35 pm

I thought all 3 made errors. Robinho and Bridge off sides 1st half. Ireland off side 2nd half and I thought Palace had a fair shout for a penalty when Richards dragged their player over on the goal line, again missed by all 3.
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Re: The Fat Linesman

Postby Dameerto » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:25 am

john@staustell wrote:So, was this guy:

A) Incompetent in the extreme?
B) Corrupt?

Beats me how anyone can give a player offside who not only had at least 2 defenders between him and the goal but wasn't even in the opposition half of the field when the ball was played - by 2 or 3 yards.

I suggest he finds another part time job.


Did you see the full Sky post-match interview with Warnock? He was saying the same things as us about him but from Palace's point of view (all his comments were about the second half, when that fat turd would have been the linesman for their attacking moves) So the answer is clearly A.
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