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Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:25 pm
by Nigels Tackle
where has it all come from???? the man was in the advanced stages of going bald before his suspension.....

Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:27 pm
by shawzy
Somebody put a pic up :-)

Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:29 pm
by shawzy
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"I only had this much hair,but its all back now"

Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:29 pm
by Chad
The only excuse he has for not seeing the incident is that he had hair gel in his eyes.

Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:34 pm
by shawzy
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Mark Clattenburg might have missed Emmanuel Adebayor's 'stamp' on Robin van Persie but it's harder to miss the miracle occurring on the top of the official's head.

The Consett-born ref's old egg-in-the-nest look appears to have been replaced by a new, lustrous growth.

Let's be charitable and say it's grown back naturally. And that Clattenburg's Eastlands error was just the result of a bald... sorry, blind spot.

Daily Mirror

Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:38 pm
by Nigels Tackle
Good work Shawzy!

Looks like he's been a sunbed as well....

Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:46 pm
by wyted
LOL Shawzy, cracking!

I bet he gets much more respect from players now he looks less like Friar Tuck!

Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:39 pm
by Kiss_The_Goat
wyted wrote:LOL Shawzy, cracking!

I bet he gets much more respect from players now he looks less like Friar Tuck!


Haha. He got transplants with all his winnings!

Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:16 am
by Tokyo Blue
Well done all. You've just done to Mark Clattenburg what Stephen Hunt did to Stephen Ireland. Pat yourselves on the back.

Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:17 am
by Bingo Lewis
Tokyo Blue wrote:Well done all. You've just done to Mark Clattenburg what Stephen Hunt did to Stephen Ireland. Pat yourselves on the back.

dear god......

Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:30 am
by ross.mcfc
Slightly off topic but I thought he had a brillant game on Saturday.

Tobehonest if I was getting the old crown at the back i'd get the same done. At least you can receed gracefully.

Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:37 am
by Beefymcfc
To be fair, you've got 2 choices nowwa days, do a Stevie or do a Stevie. If the syrup doesn't work, shave it off and I don't think young Mark would look that good with slap!

Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:57 am
by svengali
We have never lost a game with Clattenburg in charge. Maybe the sheikh helped him out with some miracle grow.

Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:01 am
by edge275
Tokyo Blue wrote:Well done all. You've just done to Mark Clattenburg what Stephen Hunt did to Stephen Ireland. Pat yourselves on the back.


Get a grip.

Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:05 am
by Niall Quinns Discopants
Dear diary, I wanted to speak to you about very important subject in my life right now, Mark Clattenburg's hair.

Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:09 am
by Alex Sapphire
The sporting world is full of success stories around hair regrowth. Give the lad a break.

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on second thoughts, what's he thinking. Anything could happen
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Re: Mark Clattenburg's hair...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:33 am
by shawzy
It would have been so much cheaper to have gone for the bearded comb over :-)#

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